I guess all this sitting down peeing separate boys from men
Or normal waking to waking with a third leg and just saying "Screw it, I'll go ladystyle this morning" >.>
...I'm not sure I want to associate that consideration with all the Sims dudes though. Cause 🐸🐸🐸🐸 son, if that's the reason every time please say no to that 🐸🐸🐸🐸 dealer in the back alley and get help!
I am personally disheartened when my guys sit down to pee like a champion.
Seriously, shouldn't there be a little "emotion" sound, a cape suddenly appears fluttering off their back and they put their hands on their hips like superman while this heroic stream of justice goes into the bowl?
I am personally disheartened when my guys sit down to pee like a champion.
Seriously, shouldn't there be a little "emotion" sound, a cape suddenly appears fluttering off their back and they put their hands on their hips like superman while this heroic stream of justice goes into the bowl?
I don't get what it is with guys and standing up to go to the bathroom.
Do they think it's cool they can use a urinal?
Ever hear of the famous waterfall urinal at the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo CA? Women actually sneak in to get a peek (of the urinal, not the men using it):
And Candlestick Park in San Francisco was known for the "trough" urinals in its men's rooms; now that the place is about to be torn down I know a few guys who'd like to buy one.
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I am personally disheartened when my guys sit down to pee like a champion.
Agreed. I want my male sims standing tall, head back, feet in a wide stance. Maybe throw one hand braced against the wall and a sigh of relief in there.
Funny, most women I know think that's a GOOD thing so they won't have to clean so much (I find it amusing myself; I am capable of aiming, but apparently a lot of IRL grown men aren't. Sad, really.).
Even if u "aim" good and lean over well..you still spash all over floor.
My male sims pee sitting down no less than 99% of the time. I don't know why this is. I have never known or even heard of a guy who peed sitting down in real life. It would be like someone telling me they slept standing up.
I've never met a man who peed standing up at home. It's not like a store where there is pee all over floor 24/7.
Not this bad. I can't recall the last time I saw one standing.
I was testing out some things in a short-term save with my Liam O'Dourke Sim, and he actually stood to pee. First time I'd seen it.
Actually some men who are a bit...errr, "compact" down below will sit because it means less mess; no having to wipe things up or remember to put the seat back down before your female Significant Other uses the bathroom. It doesn't bother me whether men stand or sit.
I finally got Don Lothario to stand like a man. Wanted to get a SS of it, but he was too quick ...
@Tasmabel It's the nature of the game. I even watch my Sims woo-hoo.
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a lot of men have notoriously bad aim its better this way
SEXISM
lol
I have impeccable aim. I can hit the floor every time.
*applause* Well stated.
No man ever wants to hit the floor/seat except those neanderthals that inhabit public restrooms and maybe that one drunk uncle you don't like talking about.
The reality is our, ahem, equipment betrays us far more than we'd like to admit.
The difference is the man who cleans up after and the one who's like "Adds some color to this place"...
Come on men, don't be that second guy. He's a total plum.
I am personally disheartened when my guys sit down to pee like a champion.
Agreed. I want my male sims standing tall, head back, feet in a wide stance. Maybe throw one hand braced against the wall and a sigh of relief in there.
Don't forget the music starts at this exact moment.
I would like to see an angry pee where Sims get it all over the place. They could ever do it outside in their neighbor's bushes Sims 2 style.
I am personally disheartened when my guys sit down to pee like a champion.
Agreed. I want my male sims standing tall, head back, feet in a wide stance. Maybe throw one hand braced against the wall and a sigh of relief in there.
Don't forget the music starts at this exact moment.
I would like to see an angry pee where Sims get it all over the place. They could ever do it outside in their neighbor's bushes Sims 2 style.
That or they draw patterns on whatever area they're going in.
"Heh - it's a horse..." says drunken/angry Sim after he finishes on the back of his neighbor's car.
Funny, most women I know think that's a GOOD thing so they won't have to clean so much (I find it amusing myself; I am capable of aiming, but apparently a lot of IRL grown men aren't. Sad, really.).
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Or normal waking to waking with a third leg and just saying "Screw it, I'll go ladystyle this morning" >.>
...I'm not sure I want to associate that consideration with all the Sims dudes though. Cause 🐸🐸🐸🐸 son, if that's the reason every time please say no to that 🐸🐸🐸🐸 dealer in the back alley and get help!
Uh oh... does that mean standing while peeing separates the women from the girls.
Sigh..lol speechless
I think that separates the women from the women who are doing WAY too much kegel exercises...
That is also an acceptable term and equally as funny
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Seriously, shouldn't there be a little "emotion" sound, a cape suddenly appears fluttering off their back and they put their hands on their hips like superman while this heroic stream of justice goes into the bowl?
COME ON MAXIS! GET ON IT.
🐸🐸🐸🐸
Ever hear of the famous waterfall urinal at the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo CA? Women actually sneak in to get a peek (of the urinal, not the men using it):
And Candlestick Park in San Francisco was known for the "trough" urinals in its men's rooms; now that the place is about to be torn down I know a few guys who'd like to buy one.
Fun must be always -- Tomas Hertl (San Jose Sharks hockey player)
Agreed. I want my male sims standing tall, head back, feet in a wide stance. Maybe throw one hand braced against the wall and a sigh of relief in there.
I baby sat once and the boys were allowed and taught to stand up. The carpet around tolit was saturated.
Even if u "aim" good and lean over well..you still spash all over floor.
I've never met a man who peed standing up at home. It's not like a store where there is pee all over floor 24/7.
I finally got Don Lothario to stand like a man. Wanted to get a SS of it, but he was too quick ...
@Tasmabel It's the nature of the game. I even watch my Sims woo-hoo.
SEXISM
lol
I have impeccable aim. I can hit the floor every time.
*applause* Well stated.
No man ever wants to hit the floor/seat except those neanderthals that inhabit public restrooms and maybe that one drunk uncle you don't like talking about.
The reality is our, ahem, equipment betrays us far more than we'd like to admit.
The difference is the man who cleans up after and the one who's like "Adds some color to this place"...
Come on men, don't be that second guy. He's a total plum.
I would like to see an angry pee where Sims get it all over the place. They could ever do it outside in their neighbor's bushes Sims 2 style.
That or they draw patterns on whatever area they're going in.
"Heh - it's a horse..." says drunken/angry Sim after he finishes on the back of his neighbor's car.
..but He never actually made it to the toilet.
wow gross ! even with perfect aim u ....um yea