Cubicle Life Kit. Only desks and chairs and computers in the most corporate, lifeless beige/dirty pastel swatches. And not the kind that get used in corporate stock photos of tech companies or Mad Men - this is the stuff from the office basement in the cheap section of the furniture catalog 15+ years ago. Barely enough surface slots to use the clutter in any aesthetically pleasing way. All of the effort goes into interlocking cubicle walls that lock together like counters. There is no accompanying update to active/WFH careers to make this more usable.
I had to laugh when I read this. As it happens an office kit was asked for in another thread very recently. It is always surprising how different simmers want different things.
I love it when I have a big enough sim house that I can have an office/study. Of course the specific type that @HavenRose is suggesting sounds disgusting, definitely a good candidate for this thread. On the other hand, if they had a nice academia aesthetic kit I'd be all over it.
-No, my almost-elderly mother, I don't think it's a good time for you to try for a baby.
-Yes, person I barely know, you have my blessing to hang out with Johnny Zest.
-No person with the mean, hot-headed and self-absorbed traits, I don't think you should get married.
I had to laugh when I read this. As it happens an office kit was asked for in another thread very recently. It is always surprising how different simmers want different things.
A modern office/WFH kit would actually be cool and not belong in this thread. A dreary version would be the equivalent of everyone begging for the nostalgic heart bed, but getting it folded up in pieces against the wall.
Introducing: Sims 4 the Sims 4 Kit. It literally just gives your Sims the ability to buy Sims 4 and all of its expansions, game and stuff packs. You don't get a positive or a negative moodlet. However depending on your Sim's personality, when you buy a kit you can either get a positive moodlet that says "Come on, it's just 500 Simoleons. Sometimes it's nice to have more stuff" or a negative that says "I spent 500 Simoleons on this?!"
So many amazing and creative thoughts and suggestions! I simply cannot wait to share these with the team and, of course, your collective excitement for all of them.
So many amazing and creative thoughts and suggestions! I simply cannot wait to share these with the team and, of course, your collective excitement for all of them.
Don't you dare make Modern Menswear 2!
Now men's Urban wear/Casual/Skater sure.
Sims 4 went from "You Rule" to "One of the stories we want you to tell"
That's devious! Especially if the kit has a bunch of small, moveable items. Invisible guitar? Is it where you left it? Hidden in a corner? In one of your Sims' inventories? Nobody knows!
A 90s rave kit designed by people who have no idea what 90s rave is.
I'm oddly curious about this one, having no experience of 90s rave culture. What would be in it? What would be left out? (This might make me the perfect person to design this kit. Maybe colorful clothes and big boomboxes? That's about as far as I can get...)
Cubicle Life Kit. Only desks and chairs and computers in the most corporate, lifeless beige/dirty pastel swatches. And not the kind that get used in corporate stock photos of tech companies or Mad Men - this is the stuff from the office basement in the cheap section of the furniture catalog 15+ years ago. Barely enough surface slots to use the clutter in any aesthetically pleasing way. All of the effort goes into interlocking cubicle walls that lock together like counters. There is no accompanying update to active/WFH careers to make this more usable.
I love your attention to detail. As some of the other comments show, there is a glimmer of something in it that other Simmers can see how it could become good... but this is so definitely a Bad Idea and would satisfy no one.
The worst kit I can imagine has a pitch that I came up with that goes like this (and yes this is as horrifying as I could make it 😂)
Do you miss the early 2000s to 2010s fashion looks? Think all denim looks, jeans that don't fit properly, and crop tops with jackets! (Crop tops not sold separately)
Then you should buy the Neon Memories Kit! Complete with 15 exclusive looks all in neon colors with iconic graphics such as a one way street sign to throwback to old bands, and mirroring the most iconic styles but with horrible textures to make it look more realistic!! Buy now 🤣🤣🤣
I can honestly say, with having to mow (and trim with a weed eater) a 3-acre yard that is so full of terrain changes and obstacles that it is difficult to mow with a riding mower and has to mostly be mowed with a self-propelled/push mower, I can't say I'm crazy about a "yard and garden" type pack much like Bust the Dust.
That's devious! Especially if the kit has a bunch of small, moveable items. Invisible guitar? Is it where you left it? Hidden in a corner? In one of your Sims' inventories? Nobody knows!
A 90s rave kit designed by people who have no idea what 90s rave is.
I'm oddly curious about this one, having no experience of 90s rave culture. What would be in it? What would be left out? (This might make me the perfect person to design this kit. Maybe colorful clothes and big boomboxes? That's about as far as I can get...)
Lol….I think a rave kit would be like going to a concert where it is packed with sims and your sim is up gyrating to the music and singers/band so much they are always hitting other sims and knocking them down or bruising them ( as was explained by my youngest daughter who attended a couple of them as a teen ).
This is such a fun thread! Loved reading all the ideas (Captivating Crotch particularly cracked me up. 🤣😆)
Have to admit I actually quite like the idea of kits featuring bugs, neon or eyeballs.
Okay, so for a truly terrible kit, how about this...
You had Bust the Dust, now it's the turn of the bathroom clean in the new Unclog The Bog Kit!
Sinks can now get visibly dirty, baths and showers can fill up with plug hair and toilets can fill up with realistic visuals of all three P's! Who left that floater in there? 💩
With scented cleaning products (Eco and Luxury), toilet air fresheners and themed plungers, your Sims can clean, unblock and polish their plumbing to perfection. Be sure to keep on top of the cleaning though or all that gunge might evolve into a bathroom bog monster!
Also comes with new 'Grossed Out', and 'Revolted' emotions.
Or... how about the Fantastic Farts Kit?
Focused mainly around the Noxious Cloud prank, Sims can purchase ingredients and construct different potions to alter the smell, colour, sound and distance of their ventrilo-farts. Want to make your High School teacher sound like a passing ship? No problem. Want to smell like designer roses if you accidentally let one off at the awards ceremony? No problem either.
This is such a fun thread! Loved reading all the ideas (Captivating Crotch particularly cracked me up. 🤣😆)
Have to admit I actually quite like the idea of kits featuring bugs, neon or eyeballs.
Okay, so for a truly terrible kit, how about this...
You had Bust the Dust, now it's the turn of the bathroom clean in the new Unclog The Bog Kit!
Sinks can now get visibly dirty, baths and showers can fill up with plug hair and toilets can fill up with realistic visuals of all three P's! Who left that floater in there? 💩
With scented cleaning products (Eco and Luxury), toilet air fresheners and themed plungers, your Sims can clean, unblock and polish their plumbing to perfection. Be sure to keep on top of the cleaning though or all that gunge might evolve into a bathroom bog monster!
Also comes with new 'Grossed Out', and 'Revolted' emotions.
Or... how about the Fantastic Farts Kit?
Focused mainly around the Noxious Cloud prank, Sims can purchase ingredients and construct different potions to alter the smell, colour, sound and distance of their ventrilo-farts. Want to make your High School teacher sound like a passing ship? No problem. Want to smell like designer roses if you accidentally let one off at the awards ceremony? No problem either.
What is wrong with me that I would actually buy these?!? 🙃
This is such a fun thread! Loved reading all the ideas (Captivating Crotch particularly cracked me up. 🤣😆)
Have to admit I actually quite like the idea of kits featuring bugs, neon or eyeballs.
Okay, so for a truly terrible kit, how about this...
You had Bust the Dust, now it's the turn of the bathroom clean in the new Unclog The Bog Kit!
Sinks can now get visibly dirty, baths and showers can fill up with plug hair and toilets can fill up with realistic visuals of all three P's! Who left that floater in there? 💩
With scented cleaning products (Eco and Luxury), toilet air fresheners and themed plungers, your Sims can clean, unblock and polish their plumbing to perfection. Be sure to keep on top of the cleaning though or all that gunge might evolve into a bathroom bog monster!
Also comes with new 'Grossed Out', and 'Revolted' emotions.
Or... how about the Fantastic Farts Kit?
Focused mainly around the Noxious Cloud prank, Sims can purchase ingredients and construct different potions to alter the smell, colour, sound and distance of their ventrilo-farts. Want to make your High School teacher sound like a passing ship? No problem. Want to smell like designer roses if you accidentally let one off at the awards ceremony? No problem either.
What is wrong with me that I would actually buy these?!? 🙃
Nothing at all. I think I'd buy a farts pack too (or anything that would spice the mischief pranks up a bit). I just really don't like cleaning, in real life and in the Sims, so the worst kind of pack for me would be a pack centred around chores (am still baffled as to why, for a Stuff pack featured around rustic living, the marketing team chose doing laundry as the main selling point).
Another terrible kit idea:
The 50 Shades of Grey Kit. Literally fifty different types of lamp shade, all in different shades of grey.
Tired of Sims' perfectly manicured lots? Want something that reflects your summertime reality? Wish no more. Comes with dandelions, crabgrass, and kudzu. Also a non-functional lawnmower.
Tired of being a casually neglectful parent? Sick of your children being taken away because you can't get them to focus long enough to eat a full meal? This Kit gives you the ability to (lists all sorts of awful things). Now your children will be taken away from you for good reason - unless you can cover it up!
Prepping a list of mods to add after Infants are placed into the game. Because real life isn't 'nice'.
Tired of Sims' perfectly manicured lots? Want something that reflects your summertime reality? Wish no more. Comes with dandelions, crabgrass, and kudzu. Also a non-functional lawnmower.
Sims gain several new mischief interactions involving bogeys. Slob Sims can pick their nose, unclog their earwax and leave both in piles around the house.
New items: usable tissue boxes, slime creation lab, silly putty for children, several types of slime balls to play with (like the clay) including glitter slime, neon slime and extra gooey slime.
Slimes can be used to trap or trip other Sims and malfunctions in the slime lab can also cause Death by Slime.
Now your Sims can drink more water, all day, every day! Water for your Elders, water for your Toddlers, even your Infants can have water in their baby bottles! And don't forget the Occults! Vlad and Lilith will be drinking from that murky spring on the daily in their new black and gothy go-cups! Ghosts will have their own glo-water and Spellcasters can brew and boil it in their cauldrons! Werewolves will lap it up from puddles and Mermaids will bust out an endless supply at all times because, why try? Comes with fifty new ways to water your plants (sorry, no Plant Sims) and a new, shortened bladder system that leaves your Sims pee-walking to the furthest loo day and night. Watch your pets pee for hours while the kids play in it! Comes with a brand new death, "drown in a glass"!
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I had to laugh when I read this. As it happens an office kit was asked for in another thread very recently. It is always surprising how different simmers want different things.
-Yes, person I barely know, you have my blessing to hang out with Johnny Zest.
-No person with the mean, hot-headed and self-absorbed traits, I don't think you should get married.
A modern office/WFH kit would actually be cool and not belong in this thread. A dreary version would be the equivalent of everyone begging for the nostalgic heart bed, but getting it folded up in pieces against the wall.
Now men's Urban wear/Casual/Skater sure.
That's devious! Especially if the kit has a bunch of small, moveable items. Invisible guitar? Is it where you left it? Hidden in a corner? In one of your Sims' inventories? Nobody knows!
I'm oddly curious about this one, having no experience of 90s rave culture. What would be in it? What would be left out? (This might make me the perfect person to design this kit. Maybe colorful clothes and big boomboxes? That's about as far as I can get...)
I love your attention to detail. As some of the other comments show, there is a glimmer of something in it that other Simmers can see how it could become good... but this is so definitely a Bad Idea and would satisfy no one.
Do you miss the early 2000s to 2010s fashion looks? Think all denim looks, jeans that don't fit properly, and crop tops with jackets! (Crop tops not sold separately)
Then you should buy the Neon Memories Kit! Complete with 15 exclusive looks all in neon colors with iconic graphics such as a one way street sign to throwback to old bands, and mirroring the most iconic styles but with horrible textures to make it look more realistic!! Buy now 🤣🤣🤣
Lol….I think a rave kit would be like going to a concert where it is packed with sims and your sim is up gyrating to the music and singers/band so much they are always hitting other sims and knocking them down or bruising them ( as was explained by my youngest daughter who attended a couple of them as a teen ).
Have to admit I actually quite like the idea of kits featuring bugs, neon or eyeballs.
Okay, so for a truly terrible kit, how about this...
You had Bust the Dust, now it's the turn of the bathroom clean in the new Unclog The Bog Kit!
Sinks can now get visibly dirty, baths and showers can fill up with plug hair and toilets can fill up with realistic visuals of all three P's! Who left that floater in there? 💩
With scented cleaning products (Eco and Luxury), toilet air fresheners and themed plungers, your Sims can clean, unblock and polish their plumbing to perfection. Be sure to keep on top of the cleaning though or all that gunge might evolve into a bathroom bog monster!
Also comes with new 'Grossed Out', and 'Revolted' emotions.
Or... how about the Fantastic Farts Kit?
Focused mainly around the Noxious Cloud prank, Sims can purchase ingredients and construct different potions to alter the smell, colour, sound and distance of their ventrilo-farts. Want to make your High School teacher sound like a passing ship? No problem. Want to smell like designer roses if you accidentally let one off at the awards ceremony? No problem either.
Magicomedies:https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/1006334/magicomedies#latest
What is wrong with me that I would actually buy these?!? 🙃
Nothing at all. I think I'd buy a farts pack too (or anything that would spice the mischief pranks up a bit). I just really don't like cleaning, in real life and in the Sims, so the worst kind of pack for me would be a pack centred around chores (am still baffled as to why, for a Stuff pack featured around rustic living, the marketing team chose doing laundry as the main selling point).
Another terrible kit idea:
The 50 Shades of Grey Kit. Literally fifty different types of lamp shade, all in different shades of grey.
Magicomedies:https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/1006334/magicomedies#latest
Tired of Sims' perfectly manicured lots? Want something that reflects your summertime reality? Wish no more. Comes with dandelions, crabgrass, and kudzu. Also a non-functional lawnmower.
Tired of being a casually neglectful parent? Sick of your children being taken away because you can't get them to focus long enough to eat a full meal? This Kit gives you the ability to (lists all sorts of awful things). Now your children will be taken away from you for good reason - unless you can cover it up!
Yet another kit I would actually buy! 😂
(they already made my wosrt kit I think, its the underwear one. I literally never leave my sims in their unmentionables!!LOL).
Sims gain several new mischief interactions involving bogeys. Slob Sims can pick their nose, unclog their earwax and leave both in piles around the house.
New items: usable tissue boxes, slime creation lab, silly putty for children, several types of slime balls to play with (like the clay) including glitter slime, neon slime and extra gooey slime.
Slimes can be used to trap or trip other Sims and malfunctions in the slime lab can also cause Death by Slime.
Magicomedies:https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/1006334/magicomedies#latest
Now your Sims can drink more water, all day, every day! Water for your Elders, water for your Toddlers, even your Infants can have water in their baby bottles! And don't forget the Occults! Vlad and Lilith will be drinking from that murky spring on the daily in their new black and gothy go-cups! Ghosts will have their own glo-water and Spellcasters can brew and boil it in their cauldrons! Werewolves will lap it up from puddles and Mermaids will bust out an endless supply at all times because, why try? Comes with fifty new ways to water your plants (sorry, no Plant Sims) and a new, shortened bladder system that leaves your Sims pee-walking to the furthest loo day and night. Watch your pets pee for hours while the kids play in it! Comes with a brand new death, "drown in a glass"!
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