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A letter to Johnny Zest
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Dear Mr. Zest,
This is not an easy correspondence to pen. I do value you as a former neighbor and have in the past thought of you as a friend. That relationship has made it all the more unfortunate that I should have to contact you on the unpleasant matter of your constant attempts to lure my wife away on what are clearly romantic liaisons. The problems with your behavior are not only limited to the nature and frequency of the solicitations, but also highly inappropriate timing of your phone calls. Most recently you have called her while we were on our night out at the five-star Ferns Red Experimental Cuisine to ask her on a dinner date to that very restaurant at that exact time.
Your endless advances have made all of us uncomfortable, but none more than our 14 year-old daughter whom you have now also begun to call in the same manner. You are a grown man, sir, and I assume that I should not have to explain the law to you. Understand that, should you contact any member of this household again, my next call will be to the Newcrest Police Department.
With the utmost sincerity,
Calvin Moreaux
This is not an easy correspondence to pen. I do value you as a former neighbor and have in the past thought of you as a friend. That relationship has made it all the more unfortunate that I should have to contact you on the unpleasant matter of your constant attempts to lure my wife away on what are clearly romantic liaisons. The problems with your behavior are not only limited to the nature and frequency of the solicitations, but also highly inappropriate timing of your phone calls. Most recently you have called her while we were on our night out at the five-star Ferns Red Experimental Cuisine to ask her on a dinner date to that very restaurant at that exact time.
Your endless advances have made all of us uncomfortable, but none more than our 14 year-old daughter whom you have now also begun to call in the same manner. You are a grown man, sir, and I assume that I should not have to explain the law to you. Understand that, should you contact any member of this household again, my next call will be to the Newcrest Police Department.
With the utmost sincerity,
Calvin Moreaux
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“Instead of putting players in the role of Luke Skywalker, or Frodo Baggins, I'd rather put them in the role of George Lucas.”Will Wright.
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Johnny Zest is a menace to the community; a detestable lowlife hiding in plain sight. He needs to be behind bars for the safety of all child sims.
This is made all the more amusing by the fact that one of my sims, the first I ever made in Sims 4 actually, is happily married to Johnny and they have two sons. I had no idea he was such a low key creeper!
You have to let us know how all this pans out. It's the best drama I've seen in ages!! What is going to happen next?
“Instead of putting players in the role of Luke Skywalker, or Frodo Baggins, I'd rather put them in the role of George Lucas.”Will Wright.
As a side note, I find it interesting how the same sims can act totally different in different people's games. Johnny has always been a cherub for me. However, Summer Holiday is a homewrecker in the making in my game.
One of my sims got married and invited her to the wedding, where she proceeded to flirt with and make googoo eyes at my sim's new husband all night. He kept turning down her advances, but she WOULD NOT GIVE UP. I ended up having the wife talk badly about Summer to all the party guests, and by the end of the night no one liked her and kept using mean interactions towards her. I felt a little bad but maybe she shouldn't have been coming onto someone else's husband at the wedding reception. She also showed up to the wedding in a white dress, so that was a little rude too. It created some interesting drama for sure, but I just sat there like "SUMMER! You just watched them get married! Find your own man!"
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There is this female townie sim that keeps calling for dinner dates with my female sim. Apparently the girl found her so charming she keeps saying she "can't get [her] out of [her] mind" and what makes it more comical, is that they don't even have a romance bar.
I actually would be taking Johnny up on his offers but kinda can't when you got three kids and low income. Dining out at the moment is usually reserved for special occasions for this save.
I have no memory of this place. Time to start anew I guess
Johnny Zest is a bit creepy, but really amusing as well! In one of my games, he was my lady sim's best friend, but obviously wanted to be more than that. After my sim started dating someone else, he got freaked out and asked my sim on dates, as well as an attempt to kiss her. Strangely, she accepted it, but got married to the other sim shortly after. Johnny and the husband got into an actual fight! After that, he never called her again lol. Poor Johnny.
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“Instead of putting players in the role of Luke Skywalker, or Frodo Baggins, I'd rather put them in the role of George Lucas.”Will Wright.
I received your letter, and I want to thank you for contacting me before taking action. I have considered you a friend as well, and I don't blame you for having ill feelings toward me now. I just don't know what has come over me. I have these impulses, and I cannot begin to imagine what inspires them.
As I mentioned in some of our previous talks, my upbringing left a bit to be desired. With my mom being famous for her SimTube Channel on entertaining and home design, as well as a cold, disapproving perfectionist, she and I never were close. Then, as I told you, I found out Geoffrey was not my biological father. After a lengthy search, I found out my dad was living in Oasis Springs, and goes by the name of Don Lothario. I'm pretty certain this isn't his real name, but let me tell you, he is does quite live up to the legend. He is living with a woman and her two daughters, and I suspect that he may be involved in some way or another with all of them. As if that isn't bad enough, he is also seeing a married woman by the name of Eliza. For some reason, her Eliza's husband doesn't seem that upset about it.
When I learned all this, it really knocked me for a loop. To top it all off, my mom was arrested and charged with securities fraud, of which she was convicted and sent to a Federal Prison Camp. This has almost ruined my career as a comic, because nothing is funny anymore. Audiences know who my mother is, and heckle me constantly.
You have such a wonderful home life, so different from my wretched existence, that I became very jealous. I found myself becoming obsessed with your wife, since she was kind to me, and then, horror of horrors, your daughter. I am utterly appalled to think that I am traveling down the same path as my dad, and am indeed probably a Woohoo Addict.
Due to your letter, I have realized that I need help. I will be checking into the Bella Goth Clinic For Romantic Disorders on Monday. I want to thank you for giving me the jolt that was needed. I apologize for my despicable behavior. I hope that I can receive the guidance that I need, and with the help of a Higher Plumbob, am able to overcome these awful impulses.
Respectfully,
Johnny