Twinkle twinkle, little sims,
Please don't let those townies in,
Welcome Wagon, how 'bout not?
Get that fruit cake off my lot,
Twinkle twinkle, little sims,
Please don't let those townies in
I don't actually mind the Welcome Wagon normally, but it's annoying when I just quickly start a new save for photoshoot purposes and then townies show up expecting to be entertained when my sim's "house" is literally just a backdrop and a couple props.
Dear little Sim I am talking to you Jacques Villareal, capo di tutti capo, the boss of bosses. I know you are quit powerful and to be feared but when you visit your henchmen is it really suitable to sit nked in their sofa?!
Dear Little Sims...Your taste in music is abysmal. I hate to say this but we're going to have to come to some sort of musical agreement or the radio will be confiscated. Here, try some Blues. You like Blues? Awesome, lets listen to that for a while.
My Sim has only spoken to you once. Please stop phoning him for relationship advice. He really couldn't care less as to whether you want to add another baby to the four you've already had as a result of these calls.
Please stop pestering him or I will be forced to summon the kraken.
Dear little Sim. You dislike dancing. Dancing puts you in a bad mood. So why, does your wife have to resort to lock the door to the room where the music comes from to stop you from constantly going there and start dancing? You could just listen to the music, but noooooo.
Dear little Sim. Please put your cellphone down. Please.
EDIT: Can't believe I missed that second post. I'm not suffering alone.
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We want: Faeries, with a good ability tree, hopefully before summer 2024.
What do we want to get rid of: The holiday bug, the constant showering and the weed glitch.
Dear little sim (yes, *you* Jareth Koenig) please stop breaking the "no shoes in house" rule. You're an adult and should be setting a good example for your daughter Mimosa.
Dear little Sim. You dislike dancing. Dancing puts you in a bad mood. So why, does your wife have to resort to lock the door to the room where the music comes from to stop you from constantly going there and start dancing? You could just listen to the music, but noooooo.
Why do Sims do things that they dislike autonomously? I don't get it! I just have visions of him giving it all the moves with a really angry expression lol.
My Dear Little Sims, please stop standing still for what feels like ages before you do what's in your queue. Really, you waste so much time. Stop cogitating the lint in your naval and get something productive done!
Just because your creators don't think stereos belongs on top stereo benches, and you therefore can't find it, doesn't mean you should have to. You have a remote 🤦♂️
I understand you wish to express your distaste for vampires but doing that on his shoes really doesn't make you the bigger person in this scenario.
At least show a bit of decorum.
Stop putting your university coursework on the floor, you haven't finished it yet.
> @manicobsessive said: > Why do Sims do things that they dislike autonomously? I don't get it! I just have visions of him giving it all the moves with a really angry expression lol.
Stop putting your university coursework on the floor, you haven't finished it yet.
> @manicobsessive said:
> Why do Sims do things that they dislike autonomously? I don't get it! I just have visions of him giving it all the moves with a really angry expression lol.
That's all I need to hear to turn off Likes.
I have taken kids through uni enough times to realize, I have to purchase college work books because they are constantly placing them on the floor, or the ground outside! Gr. This last time I purchased 20 workbooks ahead of time. I had five students there for three terms, so I figured that might be enough. I was correct. They didn't use them all, but at least they just had to pull a new one from the bookcase. Sheesh. The things we do for our Sims. LOL
Dear little sim,
You have a toddler that needs attention. Now. Kindly stop water sliding and do your parental duty! This is not the first time. If you persist in this neglect, I shall be obliged to take the water slide away from you!
Dear little sim,
You have a toddler that needs attention. Now. Kindly stop water sliding and do your parental duty! This is not the first time. If you persist in this neglect, I shall be obliged to take the water slide away from you!
That's telling her! LOL I love a firm-handed approach.
Has nobody ever told you that most people consider it quite rude to drop to the floor and do a set of pushups in the middle of a conversation? That lovely lady was trying to flirt with you, fool. While you obviously thought your demonstration of your Active trait and your Energized mood would win her over, she wasn't nearly as impressed.
Has nobody ever told you that most people consider it quite rude to drop to the floor and do a set of pushups in the middle of a conversation? That lovely lady was trying to flirt with you, fool. While you obviously thought your demonstration of your Active trait and your Energized mood would win her over, she wasn't nearly as impressed.
LOL This calls to mind a particularly annoying commercial on TV these days from a company that does flooring. The guests are all on their backs on the floor admiring it. Like I said, it annoys me very much.
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Please don't let those townies in,
Welcome Wagon, how 'bout not?
Get that fruit cake off my lot,
Twinkle twinkle, little sims,
Please don't let those townies in
ROFL Thanks for my mid-morning chuckle!
http://www.getfreeebooks.com/star-trek-original-series-fan-fiction-trilogy/
Momentary lapse of sanity?
http://www.getfreeebooks.com/star-trek-original-series-fan-fiction-trilogy/
Either that or the fact that I have 90 sims in 22 different houses across 9 different worlds, so a few glitches here and there are bound to happen.
Female Simmer from Australia (she/her)
I had one of my Sims marry the Grim Reaper & now they have a lot of kids.
Female Simmer from Australia (she/her)
I had one of my Sims marry the Grim Reaper & now they have a lot of kids.
My Sim has only spoken to you once. Please stop phoning him for relationship advice. He really couldn't care less as to whether you want to add another baby to the four you've already had as a result of these calls.
Please stop pestering him or I will be forced to summon the kraken.
Magicomedies:https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/1006334/magicomedies#latest
Dear little Sim. Please put your cellphone down. Please.
EDIT: Can't believe I missed that second post. I'm not suffering alone.
We want: Faeries, with a good ability tree, hopefully before summer 2024.
What do we want to get rid of: The holiday bug, the constant showering and the weed glitch.
Why do Sims do things that they dislike autonomously? I don't get it! I just have visions of him giving it all the moves with a really angry expression lol.
http://www.getfreeebooks.com/star-trek-original-series-fan-fiction-trilogy/
Just because your creators don't think stereos belongs on top stereo benches, and you therefore can't find it, doesn't mean you should have to. You have a remote 🤦♂️
I understand you wish to express your distaste for vampires but doing that on his shoes really doesn't make you the bigger person in this scenario.
At least show a bit of decorum.
Magicomedies:https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/1006334/magicomedies#latest
Stop putting your university coursework on the floor, you haven't finished it yet.
> @manicobsessive said:
> Why do Sims do things that they dislike autonomously? I don't get it! I just have visions of him giving it all the moves with a really angry expression lol.
That's all I need to hear to turn off Likes.
I have taken kids through uni enough times to realize, I have to purchase college work books because they are constantly placing them on the floor, or the ground outside! Gr. This last time I purchased 20 workbooks ahead of time. I had five students there for three terms, so I figured that might be enough. I was correct. They didn't use them all, but at least they just had to pull a new one from the bookcase. Sheesh. The things we do for our Sims. LOL
http://www.getfreeebooks.com/star-trek-original-series-fan-fiction-trilogy/
Did you find that library book on the floor? Put it back where it belongs.
You have a toddler that needs attention. Now. Kindly stop water sliding and do your parental duty! This is not the first time. If you persist in this neglect, I shall be obliged to take the water slide away from you!
That's telling her! LOL I love a firm-handed approach.
http://www.getfreeebooks.com/star-trek-original-series-fan-fiction-trilogy/
Has nobody ever told you that most people consider it quite rude to drop to the floor and do a set of pushups in the middle of a conversation? That lovely lady was trying to flirt with you, fool. While you obviously thought your demonstration of your Active trait and your Energized mood would win her over, she wasn't nearly as impressed.
Exie hay, cavero, mabza meeah vendarzo.
Yevsas mairzeemo!
LOL This calls to mind a particularly annoying commercial on TV these days from a company that does flooring. The guests are all on their backs on the floor admiring it.
http://www.getfreeebooks.com/star-trek-original-series-fan-fiction-trilogy/
Don't be surprised if your target hangs up on you. That's because if caller ID shows your number as unknown, then the target will suspect shenanigans.
Looking at you, Beth Sterling.