The shedding, the clawing, the constant eating. The werewolf devours meat by the quarter, inhales every meal, while the vampire sits for eternity emaciated, sipping plasma juice. The vampire could not care less about your "collectibles." The vampire will outlive the minerals you scratch from the soil. Miserable, emaciated, the vampire can get every degree, twice. Buy every car. Master every skill. But for transient glimpses of happiness, the misery remains. The grumpy vampire (trait also manages to emulate heightened senses) needs to go out of their way to seek out those moments. Happiness does not come easy, and does not last - immortal aside from one's own negligence or another sim's incompetence. So what is a grumpy vampire sim to do?
Take the moment of triumph over next fetid, steaming pile of rotting, impermanent stench emanating from the lawn, spoiling the joy of mortals employing their rake, enjoying the turn of season....
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The sweet repose of song (that would be the "V" Neck guitar, inspired by the old miniseries of carnivorous reptilian aliens and the reptilian skin under their human like disguise)
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My weres are working towards immortality themselves (Young Again and then immediately afterwards an Age Freeze potion). They're looking forward to seeing their great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandchildren...er I mean..."grandcubs".
River: "HONEY!!! Did you eliminate in the shower again!!!???? How many times did I tell you to not do that?"
Haruo: ~quietly eats his apple pie~.
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
This paparazzo finally found the one she wants to be the father of her children. A trashcan. Remember onion breath/kissing classical conditioning? Smelling all that garbage in the front yard...
Found this paparazzo in the house at 2:00 in the morning dancing and generally lording over everything the sim has. I have no idea how he got in. By the time the sim got downstairs, he was playing the keys. So gross. Sticky paparazzo fingers. He needed to be dealt with.... but really, the sim had to leave the lot for him to go.
Grumpy sim got another degree, but this time alternated between sadness and anger. I was so captivated by the outpouring of emotion that I neglected to notice the vampire burning up.
Learning snake charming always yields some pretty funny expressions. Who doesn't want to charm snakes at parties? But you have to do the part where you look like a dummy at home alone, first... or at the library when some weird paparazzo gets in in the middle of the night...
Paul, whose life bar has been full for a few days, still has it! The ball hadn't even left his hands when Joe reacted. If he'd just opened his eyes, he might have been able to avoid the impact
"Oh my god, I think half of my brain cells just died from listening to you."
Harper just got her butt handed to her by her son (she started it) while her grandson didn't even blink from playing videogames.
"I HATE EVERYTHING!"
"Lol she's adorable."
The teen males in my town are heavily outnumbered by the females, so I threw a party for them to become friends who help each other pick up chicks, like Leonardo DiCaprio in the '90s except broke and not-famous (but still looking 12, like Leonardo DiCaprio in the '90s).
Sam Sekemoto made this face when their only classmate to have kissed a girl walked in:
Took this screenshot sometime ago, I had this Casanova lifeguard of mine roaming about town breaking families apart and just when he was having a good time smooching his latest vicim love interest her husband returned from work and caught them red-handed.
Felt this is one of the most expressionless yet oddly expressive faces I've ever captured of a sim witnessing a love affair:
"Havin' fun ruinin' mah family? I'm ruining UR LIFE today!"
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I could watch the baby dance for hours (I don't let my sims suffer that long)
The final push!
Zumi and the Winchester Brothers
The Watcher's Caretaker - A Limited ISBI
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Other sims graduating... Diplomas are hot
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Sim takes bowling way too seriously...
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I think some of the music playing faces are pretty goofy...
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What's a heart when you've got a face that can break rocks...
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Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
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The shedding, the clawing, the constant eating. The werewolf devours meat by the quarter, inhales every meal, while the vampire sits for eternity emaciated, sipping plasma juice. The vampire could not care less about your "collectibles." The vampire will outlive the minerals you scratch from the soil. Miserable, emaciated, the vampire can get every degree, twice. Buy every car. Master every skill. But for transient glimpses of happiness, the misery remains. The grumpy vampire (trait also manages to emulate heightened senses) needs to go out of their way to seek out those moments. Happiness does not come easy, and does not last - immortal aside from one's own negligence or another sim's incompetence. So what is a grumpy vampire sim to do?
Take long bike rides at night in the rain
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Take the moment of triumph over next fetid, steaming pile of rotting, impermanent stench emanating from the lawn, spoiling the joy of mortals employing their rake, enjoying the turn of season....
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A brief moment of happiness
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And back to misery
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Make some attempt a momentary joy
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The sweet repose of song (that would be the "V" Neck guitar, inspired by the old miniseries of carnivorous reptilian aliens and the reptilian skin under their human like disguise)
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But, as always, the miseries of being a vampire remain
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River: "HONEY!!! Did you eliminate in the shower again!!!???? How many times did I tell you to not do that?"
Haruo: ~quietly eats his apple pie~.
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
Zumi and the Winchester Brothers
The Watcher's Caretaker - A Limited ISBI
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This paparazzo finally found the one she wants to be the father of her children. A trashcan. Remember onion breath/kissing classical conditioning? Smelling all that garbage in the front yard...
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Zumi and the Winchester Brothers
The Watcher's Caretaker - A Limited ISBI
The funniest is when they go full-on flame-thrower.
Because usually if done at a counter, they invariably light something on fire.
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
Zumi and the Winchester Brothers
The Watcher's Caretaker - A Limited ISBI
Zumi and the Winchester Brothers
The Watcher's Caretaker - A Limited ISBI
"Oh my god, I think half of my brain cells just died from listening to you."
Harper just got her butt handed to her by her son (she started it) while her grandson didn't even blink from playing videogames.
"I HATE EVERYTHING!"
"Lol she's adorable."
Zumi and the Winchester Brothers
The Watcher's Caretaker - A Limited ISBI
Against the 'I see it was free for a reason' face
Bonus pic... satisfied 'customer' face
Shemei: Nothing tastes better than freedom
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But they can also cute
Sometimes it's not me who talks to you, it's machine translation
She/Her but you can call me as any pronouns
Sam Sekemoto made this face when their only classmate to have kissed a girl walked in:
Zumi and the Winchester Brothers
The Watcher's Caretaker - A Limited ISBI
Felt this is one of the most expressionless yet oddly expressive faces I've ever captured of a sim witnessing a love affair:
"Havin' fun ruinin' mah family? I'm ruining UR LIFE today!"
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As the sixteenth hour of contractions passes...Kimber is starting to regret ever having had the urge to woohoo.
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~