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Pee like a Champion. Have you Ever?
Have any of you peed like a champion before?
the kind of pee where you are proud of?
something like... drinking 4L of beverages without peeing yourself until you reach the toilet after being stuck in the car for 8 hours
or...
something alike?
please share your stories.
im sure many had peed like a champion before.
I mean i was once in a toilet in South Korea.
they had these machines attached to the urinals
and it has like a video..
and flashing lights
the normal urinals were all being used
so its either queue up or try the fancy looking ones.
no sooner i started the fancy ones, i then regret
turns out its like a peeing game where ur urine is being scanned on how much came out and how long it took against the prior user's score..
needless to say i was tremendously embarrassed...
and tried to move as fast as i can.
and i was mortified when it flashes all the lights making loud noises
since i won...
and quickly i left soon after
but when i was afar.. deep down somewhere within my soul, i felt a glimmer of joy that i won at something recently
the kind of pee where you are proud of?
something like... drinking 4L of beverages without peeing yourself until you reach the toilet after being stuck in the car for 8 hours
or...
something alike?
please share your stories.
im sure many had peed like a champion before.
I mean i was once in a toilet in South Korea.
they had these machines attached to the urinals
and it has like a video..
and flashing lights
the normal urinals were all being used
so its either queue up or try the fancy looking ones.
no sooner i started the fancy ones, i then regret
turns out its like a peeing game where ur urine is being scanned on how much came out and how long it took against the prior user's score..
needless to say i was tremendously embarrassed...
and tried to move as fast as i can.
and i was mortified when it flashes all the lights making loud noises
since i won...
and quickly i left soon after
but when i was afar.. deep down somewhere within my soul, i felt a glimmer of joy that i won at something recently
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LOL Dariu, that story made me laugh. Good job
My current feelings about The Sims 4. Here is hoping The Sims 5 can restore The Sims franchise.
After quite a few adult beverages on my 21st birthday, I was so waste that, I was thrilled to make through the front door without falling on my face.
The very fact, that I made it to the bathroom to relieve myself, was a miracle.
"...and at that brief moment. no matter how short.. we know deep in our hearts.. that we were the lords of all creation"
lol your avatar fits what you said just so perfectly lol
My current feelings about The Sims 4. Here is hoping The Sims 5 can restore The Sims franchise.
But things got bad when I sneezed and the cup I was holding shook and some got on my friend and then I freaked out when he screamed and jerked the cup away from him and some more of it splashed on the seat and on my other friend's bag and a bit on her pants. Plus my entire sleeve was soaked and stinky.
Needless to say it was a really awkward hour of riding.
It wasn't my fault! It was... someone elses
Thanks. That's Kory, my Prettacy founder.
@Crunchie885
When I was 20 years old.
after my plastic surgery
I was going with my entire family on a trip out of town
so i was wearing bandages around my face, and the anasthesia is still taking effect
of course i need to urine and by then i got a water bottle and started 🐸🐸🐸🐸 in it in the car..
and we're talking alot... then upon arriving at a gas station.
i dragged myself out of the car to go dispose of it.
having trouble walking and making sense of things, i was walking like a guy tripping balls, or literally taking modern mummy cosplay seriously.
i made way towards the dumpster and was moaning since it was cold at night
and disposed of the bottle
to which a stranger from nearby called out to me saying
"HEY! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? DISPOSING A BOTTLE FULL OF APPLE JUICE"
and she walked up towards me.. a middle aged woman, hurling out insults
and saying that im probably high on drugs and etc.
lecturing me as she went to reach for the bottle in the open dumpster
and im just there trying to move my lips and say "ITS MY 🐸🐸🐸🐸"
which was muffled like "IIFFHHH MMPHHH MFPFSIISSS"
and it wasnt until she took hold of the warm bottle that she paused momentarily to ask halfway "why is it wa--"
and she looked at me and dropped the bottle back into the dumpster
shocked and etc.
i guess she finally got look at me and notice that i just had a surgery
and my wording cant get out
and maybe i move weird because im in pain.
whatever it was, she just stormed off in embarrassment..
the bottle was dry on the exterior so she didnt have any of my 🐸🐸🐸🐸 on her.
I visited China with a student group many, many years ago. It was the last day. We were going to visit a few places before catching the plane home.
I refused to use the public bathrooms in China, so by the time I got to the airport, it had been about 6 hours. We had to run to get to the plane, but then it was delayed, so we were stuck sitting at the gate (they told us not to leave the immediate area). Well, it turned out that the cutest boy on the trip had, for some unknown reason, taken a shine to nerdy little me, so he spent pretty much the whole flight with me. (Hey, if you were a socially awkward 14 year old, would you want to *leave the presence* of a cute boy to go to the bathroom? Didn't think so.)
The first flight was 14 hours, and since it had been delayed for so long, we literally had to run all the way through LAX to catch our flight. Once we were allowed to get up, I walked back toward the bathrooms.... when guess who was sitting at the back of the plane.... and motioned for me to sit in the empty seat next to him. Yep.
Needless to say, I sat right down next to him. It was only a 5 hour flight after all! ......
When we got to the airport, my family was waiting, we all got our luggage and said our goodbyes. There was a huge line at the bathrooms so I decided to wait til I got home.
Total time was somewhere around 26 hours, or a bit longer.
ETA in the years since, I've learned that boys aren't worth it. 0/10 would not recommend.
Out of curiosity, are you male or female? I imagine peeing into a cup would be more impressive as a woman.
I don't really have any impressive stories, but here goes anyway:
When I was in grade school, I didn't like peeing in the school bathrooms because of a mixture of not wanting to ask permission to go out (non-assertive people unite) and not liking public bathrooms. I'd hold all my pee in at my 7 to 3 school schedule, and I'd release at home. I got used to it.
I couldn't hold it in one time in 4th grade just as we were dismissed in our last period, so I peed my pants. Miraculously, it wasn't visible at all and none of it leaked out of my pants, so I was able to make it home without anyone noticing. Or maybe people did and they just didn't say a word, but considering how cruel kids can be, I doubt my classmates would pass up the chance to mock someone.
Also there were times that I had so much pee that I would pee for close to a minute.
Lastly, there was that time when I was 6 and went on a field trip. My mom brought a bottle for me to pee in if the need arose, and I did.
Race Against the Clock: Can your elder sim turn back the clock before their time runs out?
Nah, a cup is a piece of cake. It's a bottle that is a big mistake.
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Gooaaal !!!
I was actually at the theatre this week watching a ballet, i had a number of cocktails beforehand and was dying to pee through the entire first act.. after Act 1 was finished, i dashed to the toilet, it was crowded, everyone was being very loud and I had to queue... THE STRANGEST THING WAS when the time came.. I couldn't make myself pee...
I gave up and walked to a different unpopulated toilet and finally I pee'd quietly for about 10 minutes straight.