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  • DoodlyDoofusDoodlyDoofus Posts: 1,005 Member
    Generation 3: Chapter 6: I Forgot to Title Chapter 5.

    It is the year 2102. Here we have 25 year old Malcolm Landgraab, who seems to be deep in thought.

    "Curses, I still don't have psychic abilities." Malcolm groaned to himself.
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    But hey, he has 2 year old Diamond though.
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    She also has her own playground next to what may very well be her mother's playground.
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    Speaking of which, here she is. 24 year old Cherish, who just got home from work.
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    "Cherish I know I ask you this question every few months." Malcolm explains "But what on earth are you wearing?"

    "And I'll tell you what I say every time you ask this question, Filthy Hu-Man." Cherish explains herself "It's called, Fashion."
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    Romance is still alive in this relationship though.
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    Alright, lovey dovey stuff is over. Time for Cherish to get back to installing that wormhole generator into her rocket. Yeah, she's just smarter than you.
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    Meanwhile in the ballpit nearby, a terrifying creature lurks.
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    EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! IT'S DIAMOND!!!!
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    So of course now that Diamond isn't glued to a bassinet, Malcolm spends more quality time with her. Here he is playing spaceship with her.
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    Let's see what this looks like with Diamond's active imagination.

    "Ha ha, I bet I look cool in her imagination." Malcolm says to himself cheerfully.
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    Then Malcolm spent a whole hour and forty two minutes watching Diamond babbling to this stuffed unicorn.
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    Then at night, he reads Diamond her favorite bedtime story, The Day The Earth Stood Still.
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    Some time later, Malcolm decided to take Cherish's rocketship for a joyride.
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    "So long losers! I'm going to prove that there's water on Mars!!!" Malcolm exclaims as he leaves Earth's Atmosphere.
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    Of course, Cherish needed to go to work, only to find out the rocket was gone.

    "No worries, I'm sure the Hu-Man knows what he's doing...." Cherish says, clearly not sure of herself.
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    Four hours later, Malcolm finally came back and.....Didn't know how to land the rocket and crashed.
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    "It's alright everyone! I'm still alive!" Malcolm says as he drags himself out of the wreckage miraculously without a scratch!
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    "Alright, time to go to work." Malcolm says smugly as he leaves for work.
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    But of course this is when Cherish finally got to see what remained of her rocket.
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    "I CAN'T CONTAIN ALL OF MY RAGE!!!!" Cherish says calmly.
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    Now this will take her at least four hours to rebuild. What an inconvenience.
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    Some months later, Malcolm and Cherish came home from work at the same time.

    "Hey Cherish, let's try communicating telepathically!" Malcolm exclaims.
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    "I'm still angry with you for destroying my rocket." Cherish says to Malcolm using her mind.

    "I love you too, dear!" Malcolm says with his mind, oblivious to Cherish's statement.
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    But at least Cherish has time to spend with Diamond here.
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    Not only that, now Cherish gets to do what all normal Hu-Mans do, cook dinner for their families.
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    Speaking of which, looks like Diamond is excited for whatever it is Cherish is cooking.
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    "Hey hey Cherish, looks like you finally finished repairing your rocket!" Malcolm says with joy "Looks better than ever!....Cherish?.........Cherish?" Malcolm says, hoping to get a response from the visibly annoyed wife of his.
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    Looks like Diamond is helping Cherish get revenge here. You see, Malcolm is squeamish, so he's not particularly great at....you know, changing diapers.
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    "Well I'll go find your mother and she can change that diaper of yours." Malcolm says to his daughter.
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    But that smile says, Cherish is at work, you're the only one here that can change it.
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    "Trust me, I am NOT changing any diapers today." Malcolm exclaims.
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    Then you have left Diamond no choice, Malcolm. Prepare yourself for a toddler temper tantrum.
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    "Okay fine, I'll change the 🐲🐲🐲🐲 diaper!" Malcolm says, giving up so easily....Not prepared for the fact that....this diaper was worse than he thought it would be.
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    That's when Cherish appeared behind Malcolm mysteriously. She was home the entire time. Just out of sight so Malcolm would be left with the mess.
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    After that, Cherish went outside to play with Diamond on her little playground.
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    "Boy, I bet I look silly!" Cherish says gleefully.
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  • DoodlyDoofusDoodlyDoofus Posts: 1,005 Member
    Generation 3: Chapter 7: The Greatest Birthday Party To Ever Exist!

    It's 2105, Here we have Cherish being the better parent by playing with Diamond.
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    But seriously though, isn't this just precious?
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    If Diamond could speak, I'm sure she'd be screaming a guttural battle cry from the top of this playground.
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    Meanwhile, for the last few years Cherish has been trying to do this whole Yoga thing to stay in good shape.
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    "Oh I don't think I was meant to bend like that." Cherish says after feeling something pop when it wasn't supposed to.
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    Well so Diamond might still be a toddler in the year 2105, that's just because she hasn't aged up to a child yet! So Malcolm and Cherish threw a big birthday party for her! Here's Malcolm in his new and improved partywear.
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    "Do I even need to ask why you're wearing that?" Malcolm asks.

    "Fashion" Cherish whispers to her husband.
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    At least Mei has better fashion senses than her daughter.....Not amazing, but better.
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    Meanwhile, Malcolm's 68 year old Aunt Tina was standing around in their bathroom talking to herself in the mirror.
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    Then here's Harmony, who has been digging through Malcolm's personal files as you can see by the look on her face.
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    That's when Malcolm was greeted with a surprise guest!

    "Mallory, you're back from space! How did it go?" Malcolm asked.

    "Well I'm glad you asked." Mallory explained. "Turns out it was all a big mistake that I was abducted in the first place. But they made it up to me by offering me a job. Now I'm a birthqueen! Pop out a few alien hybrid babies and I get a nice big paycheck."
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    "Does this pay well?" Malcolm inquires.

    "Extraordinarily well!" Mallory exclaims "I'll be retiring to Windenburg after this is all over."
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    Ah, looks like 70 year old Trina is here as well. She may be very old but she knows how to party! Well, she knew how to party. Let's see if she can still party.
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    Oh look at that, little Athena Landgraab is a teenager now.
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    Speaking of old people. Somehow all of Diamond's Grandparents are gathered in one spot. I hearby name them the "Old But Not That Old" Club.....A Club in which I'll have to rename when they get seriously old.
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    Oh and here's the birthday girl! Isn't she so precious?
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    Apparently the Sims here think so too as others have started to gather around her.
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    "Wait, if she's 5 years old then how come she's still a toddler?" Athena asks.

    "Because in this world she needs to age up first." Princess explains.

    "That's just plain silly." Athena responds.
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    Oh look, Diamond has aged up to a child.
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    "Wait that's it?" Princess asks "Talk about Anti-Climactic."
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    Meanwhile, the Elderly sisters have gathered around the table to talk. Turns out Alexander Goth, Skylar Bheeda, Ripp Grunt and Lucas Munch all died in recent years (Talk about a rough few months when they all passed). So now all the Baxter girls (besides Mira of course) are now widows.
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    But at least their Young(ish) sister, Mira was here for them in their time of need.
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    "On the bright side, at least you all have some good retirement benefits over the years!" Mira says trying to soften the blow of their advancing ages.
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    "Personally, I think this party is going pretty well so far." Malcolm Landgraab II says cheerfully.
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    "All right grandparents, everyone line up to give me birthday presents!" Diamond says in anticipation.

    "Wait....are those her first words?" Harmony asks.
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    Here's your first Birthday Present, Diamond. It's Trauma!
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    And in a blink of an eye, Trina Grunt was dead.
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    "Oh my gosh, Aunt Trina!" Princess says in shock.

    "I know, she's such an attention hog!" Rina says in disappointment "We both agreed that I was going to die first!"
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    "Alright, it's been real y'all. But I'm out too." Rina says to the growing crowd.
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    That is before she too drops to the ground.

    "Malcolm, your floor is cold." Rina says weakly. "You should get carpeting so next time someone dies here their last moments won't be so miserable!"
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    And thus, Rina Bheeda was gone as well.
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    ............
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    "Hey Hey What's up, Big M?" Grim says cheerfully to his good friend, Malcolm.

    "Sorry Grim, this isn't a good time. My Aunts just died!" Malcolm says wiping tears from his cheek.

    "It's never a good time for me...." Grim mopes.
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    "I just wanted my kid to have a good birthday party!" Cherish says through her tears.
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    "Well I mean, they were old as dirt." Grim explains "You knew you guys were playing with fire by inviting them."
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    Happy Birthday, Diamond.
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    Rest in Peace Trina and Rina. 2035-2105.
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  • DoodlyDoofusDoodlyDoofus Posts: 1,005 Member
    Generation 3: Chapter 8: The Next Big Thing!

    Wanna know Cherish's favorite part about Diamond being a child? She gets to make family breakfasts before she heads off to school! Just like a totally normal Hu-Man would, AND she gets to cook with their faithful pet, Zork.
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    "Hey Hu-Man. You should go ask your Hu-Man sister if she and her husband want to come over for Dinner tonight." Cherish says to Malcolm as he walks into the kitchen.

    "Okay, I just hope I can find her easily." Malcolm says before he heads out of the house.
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    And thus Malcolm spent the next three hours running around San Myshuno trying to find Harmony. He eventually found her trying to order a Hotdog from this random vendor.
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    "Hey Harmony, Cherish wants to know if you guys want to come over for dinner tonight." Malcolm says, clearly out of breath.

    "Sounds great! What time do you want me to come over?" Harmony asks.
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    Several seconds pass without an answer.

    "What time do you want me over?" Harmony asks again.

    "Sorry, I just need to catch my breath." Malcolm answers.
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    Malcolm came back home exhausted.

    "Thank Wright that Harmony was in the city, I don't know what I'd do if she went somewhere like Windenberg or something." Malcolm says with a huff "If only we had cars it wouldn't be so hard to invite her over."
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    So The Landgraabs sat around the table for their lunch.
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    "Don't you guys think it's silly that to communicate with people outside the house you gotta run around the country trying to find them?" Diamond asks "Surely there's an easier method to ask your Sister to come over for dinner."

    "Wait wait wait.....When did Diamond learn to talk?" Malcolm asks.
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    "Actually, Diamond." Cherish explains "Turns out several decades ago the Hu-Mans of Simerica used specially trained carrier pigeons to send messages to each other."

    "Why don't we still use the Pigeons?" Diamond asks.

    "Surprisingly your Great-Grandfather Edward ordered the extinction of the pigeon population because they kept stealing his french fries." Cherish explains. "He REALLY set us back right there."
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    "If ONLY there was a way for us to communicate with other people around the world without leaving our homes." Malcolm says enthusiastically "Perhaps....a way of communicating with a device we can carry around with us at all times."
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    "Could a device like that really be created?" Cherish asks. "A communication device that's portable?"

    "AND fits in your pocket!" Malcolm continues.

    "AND fits in your pocket?!" Cherish says dumbfounded "Now you're speaking crazy talk!"
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    "Nothing is impossible!" Malcolm shouts at the top of his lungs.

    "I didn't say it was impossible though." Cherish explains.
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    "Exactly." Malcolm answers "Because that's how Impossible Tech(tm) works."

    "Okay I get it now!" Cherish says in full support of Malcolm. "Now go and make us a lot of money!"
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    "Oh Cherish, you know how I get when you believe in me." Malcolm said romantically.
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    And then they went to go disgrace the gods.
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    Over the next several months, Malcolm worked hard on the Impossible Tech(tm) Super Duper Portable Communication Device. Working tirelessly on this thing....without a shirt.
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    Meanwhile as Malcolm was doing that, Cherish was busy perfecting her dance moves.
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    "Oh wait, I forgot, I was supposed to be installing that wormhole generator on my ship." Cherish said after realizing she's been procrastinating on this upgrade.
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    Months later, Diamond came to check up on her dad.

    "Whatcha doin, Dad?" Diamond asks.

    "Well you see, I'm busy creating over here. This invention could make us a lot of money." Malcolm answers.

    "Oh that's cool. Do you need to be shirtless to be able to create things?" Diamond asks.

    "Being shirtless is optional. You can create things while wearing a shirt as well." Malcolm answers once more.
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    So Diamond went to her room to create things herself, mostly just little drawings.
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    "What do you think, Mr Unicorn?" Diamond asks "Should I put the rainbow glitter on this drawing?"
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    Mr Unicorn sat there in complete silence.
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    "You're correct, Mr Unicorn. I need to add Macaroni to this drawing as well!" Diamond says in an attempt to emulate her father.
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    A Year or so later, Malcolm was ready to present his latest invention to the world.
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    "For too long have we been forced to shout out our windows to communicate with people who aren't in our homes!" Malcolm announces "So today I am here to show off the greatest invention to grace mankind! The Impossible Tech(tm) Super Duper Portable Communication Device!....Or you can call it...."
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    "The Cellular Phone." Malcolm says as he shows off the new phone "And it's cool because this means we can release an upgraded phone every few years and add less and less features with each release but people will buy it anyways because no one will want to go back to using carrier pigeons...even if they weren't extinct."
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    Let's cut to the year 2108. The Impossible Tech(tm) Phone, or the more convenient name for it the "IPhone" has made Impossible Tech and The Landgraabs billions of dollars.

    In these last few years, Malcolm and Cherish realized that they don't want this to be an "Only Child" family and decided to have at least one more child. So after trying for a little while, here's the little Landgraab in the oven.
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    "I already know what you're going to say, Hu-Man. It's called Fash-" Cherish starts to say before Malcolm cuts her off.
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    "Actually I think you look beautiful in that dress." Malcolm explains "The whole Feng Woman look actually kind of suits you."
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    "Oh......Well thanks!" Cherish says, taken back by Malcolm's kind words before showing appreciation for him.
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    You know who's really excited about Cherish's pregnancy? 8 year old Diamond of course! She's going to be a big sister, that's pretty exciting!
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    Can I just say how happy I am for Cherish? First Sim in this story to reach level 10 in the parenting skill. Easily the best parent in this so far.
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    She must be so proud.
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    The next morning, Cherish woke up early to clean up the toilet that....well she dirtied up with her morning sickness.
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    "Oh no, here comes another one!" Cherish says as she gets ready to puke into the toilet again.
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    "Oh not again." Cherish says looking at the dirty toilet once again.
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    "Geez, it sure does stink in here." Malcolm says as he goes over to use the dirty toilet.

    He can clean it this time. Cherish has cleaned enough.
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    That's when Cherish decided to invite her Doctor Mom over to determine the gender of this baby.

    "Ah, I see you have evolved into a full fledged Feng Woman." Mei says as she sees Cherish's new outfit.
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    "I suppose it was always my destiny." Cherish admits. "Now gender this baby!"
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    So Mei held her hand on Cherish's belly and used her magic doctor powers to find out what this baby is going to be.
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    "Congratulations, it's a boy!" Mei says proudly.

    "I'll be the mother of a boy and a girl? Truly this is perfect balance a parent could ever hope for!" Cherish says joyfully.
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    "Oh and there's another boy in there." Mei says after examining some more. "Oh and there's a third boy as well. Congratulations, it's triplets."

    Cherish stood there in complete shock. Her face frozen in that joyous smile she first had when she heard the news a few seconds earlier.

    "........................Triplets?" Cherish says stoically.
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    Well unfortunately Malcolm wasn't there for Cherish to punch in the face, so she decided she would FINALLY finish up that wormhole generator because when these babies arrive.....There won't be any more free time for her to finish this thing.
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  • DoodlyDoofusDoodlyDoofus Posts: 1,005 Member
    Generation 3: Chapter 9: Just Continuing to Be The Next Big Thing!

    One fine day Malcolm wanted to go on his computer to work on the next big invention by "Impossible Tech(tm)". But to his surprise, Diamond was playing on the computer instead.
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    "Diamond, I have work to do. I need you to get off the computer." Malcolm asked sternly.

    "I'm playing The Sims, Dad! I'm currently playing a legacy about my Sim and am on Generation 3 already. You can't stop me now!" Diamond argues.
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    That's when Malcolm came up with a fantastic idea, what if he invented a product that allowed his daughter to play video games while he could work on his computer in peace.
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    That's when he thought that's absolutely stupid. Why waste all this time and energy coming up with a solution when you can just buy a computer for his daughter.
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    But that's when he realized, if he comes out with a product like this, he could make a LOT of money!
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    "Boy do I like money." Malcolm muttered to himself.
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    That's when Level 10 Parenting skill Cherish decided to buy this little family activity board. After all....This household is about to add another three mouths. Look, she's already set a strict 9PM curfew.
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    "I'm a fantastic Mom." Cherish says to herself. "Isn't that right, Zork?"
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    "ZORK!" Zork shouted.
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    You know what's nice about having an alien wife? When she gets real emotional she glows the color of the emotion she's feeling. So Malcolm just has to look at her aura to see when she's in the mood for some loving!
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    "Hey Cherish, I see you're feeling flirty right now. You thinking what I'm thinking?" Malcolm asks.

    "Oh yeah I do....But first I need to make breakfast." Cherish says holding true to her title as #1 Parent in the world.
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    In an attempt to get that love making sooner, Malcolm agreed to help her cook breakfast....With varying results.
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    "Come on Filthy Hu-Man. It's easy. See?" Cherish says as she effortlessly stirs the eggs.
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    "Argh, Now I'm all wet!" Malcolm says after being splashed with the food.
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    "Alright, I'll add one egg to the mix." Malcolm says before dropping the whole egg into the mix. "Aw shucks."
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    Don't worry Malcolm, even Cherish screwed something up here.
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    But we'll pretend we didn't see anything.
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    Voila, bone app a teeth.
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    "Why are my eggs so crunchy?" Diamond asks.

    "No reason whatsoever." Malcolm answers.
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    "Hey Hu-Man. What's with that guitar over there?" Cherish asks.

    "Oh yeah, when my Aunt Rina died she left me one of her signed guitars." Malcolm says casually. "I think it really brings the room together."
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    "Do you even know how to play the guitar?" Diamond asks.

    "Do you want to point out all my flaws and insecurities to the world?" Malcolm asks in return.
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    "I could always learn to play the guitar." Cherish answers.
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    "That's impossible Cherish, you can't learn the guitar. You're a-" Malcolm says before he's cut off by Cherish.
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    "Because I'm what? A Woman? An Alien?!" Cherish says in offense.

    "I was actually going to say you're already a master at two skills. No one has ever mastered three skills in this world." Malcolm answered.

    "Oh......Still, I'm sure I can achieve it."
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    Spoiler alert, she needed a lot of practice.
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    Some time later, Diamond just had to show Cherish the drawing she made.
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    "Are you proud of me, Mother?" Diamond asks.

    "I really like the way you used glitter to bring out the color of the rainbow." Cherish says appreciating the art.
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    Good thing is, Diamond is at school so Malcolm has all the time to work on his new invention.
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    "Father, I demand video games." Diamond says as she enters the room.

    "Curses, I was so close to finishing it." Malcolm says dejected.
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    That's when Malcolm Landgraab II ended up at the front door.
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    "Human Grandfather!" Diamond says with glee.
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    "Blue Granddaughter!" Malcolm says with pride and joy as they hug.
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    "Say Grandpa, since you're so rich can you get me more toys for my birthday this year?" Diamond asks.
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    "I'll do you one better, I'll buy out the toy store for your birthday and you can just take whatever you want!" Malcolm says with a smile.

    "You truly are the best Grandpa ever." Diamond says with appreciation.
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    So Diamond sat down on the couch and watched her favorite movie with her Grandpa, Super Spy Children.
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    "Okay so I could believe that these kids are spies, but how on earth did they get super powers?" Malcolm asks.
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    A few hours after picking up the guitar for the first time.....Cherish is actually getting the hang of it....Could she be the first 3 Skill Master?
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    That's when the Malcolm's greeted each other.

    "If it isn't my wonderfully rich son!" Malcolm II said "I hear you're making big moves in the industry these days."

    "That's right Dad, I'm taking Impossible Tech(tm) to the future of technolo-." Malcolm III says in response.
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    "Oh boy I just said future....Cherish, Diamond, brace yourselves for the meltdown." Malcolm III says as a warning to his family.
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    "Ah don't worry about that, boy." Malcolm II says "I haven't had a meltdown over the future since the doctors prescribed some great medications."

    "Oh....That's good to know." Malcolm III says in response.
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    "Alright son, I'll be frank with you." Malcolm II says "Impossible Tech is doing amazingly well. In fact, too well for me not to benefit from. I'd like to buy the company from you, rename it Landgraab Tech(tm) and hire you as an advisor!"
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    "Make the deal Dad, we'd be so much richer." Diamond says happily.
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    "Listen to the girl, Son. You want her to live the life of a rich kid or do you want her to be MEGA rich?" Malcolm II says with pride.
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    "Well, I DO like money." Malcolm III says with a fiendish grin.
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    With the purchase of Impossible Landgraab Tech(tm). Malcolm was able to use the billions his dad paid to push out his latest invention: The Graab Box. A dedicated Video Game console so he can use his computer in peace.
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    "Yes, there are two Graab Boxes, there's little to no difference between them but one costs 1000 Simoleons compared to the 500 you'd pay for the other one which means people will think you're cool if you have the more expensive one." Malcolm explains.
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    Of course since he made the thing, Malcolm got the more expensive model for free.
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    "Video games with a controller?!" Malcolm II says in terror. "My thumbs are not ready for this!"
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    That's when Malcolm approached Cherish.

    "So Hu-Man, how much money are we going to make from this invention?" Cherish asks.
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    "Hundreds of billions." Malcolm says with glee.

    That answer was certainly the right one, as now he and Cherish will make sweet love.
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    To be continued.


  • DoodlyDoofusDoodlyDoofus Posts: 1,005 Member
    Generation 3: Chapter 10: It's the Great Holiday Chapter, Malcolm Landgraab!

    It has been several months since the Graab Box hit the market, making the Landgraab family another hundred billion simoleons. Malcolm Landgraab III was hard at work coming up with his next invention when his father barged into the room.

    "Hey hey son, just wanted to let you know that people are literally killing each other to get a new Graab Box." Malcolm II says "If this isn't a sign of a mega success I don't know what is!"

    "That's great, Dad!" Malcolm III exclaims "Now can you not break into my house again?"
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    Cherish looked at the family board with pride.

    "Well looks like curfew is about to begin." Cherish says "Hopefully no one breaks it."
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    Meanwhile in the streets of San Myshuno at 8:59PM.
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    "It's 9:00PM. I should get home." Diamond says joyfully.
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    "And I am home." Diamond says joyfully.
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    "It's 9:01PM! One minute past curfew! You're grounded, young lady!" Cherish scolds Diamond.
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    "This is bogus, you can't ground me." Diamond groans.
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    Some weeks later, Diamond and Cherish were enjoying a nice competitive game of party racers. Looks like Diamond is getting really heated about this game.
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    "Oh what's that going on outside? It looks like fun." Cherish says.

    "You're just trying to draw my attention away because you're losing!" Diamond reminds her.
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    But in reality, the Spice Festival was going on. Spice Festival, fun for the entire family!
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    Even got Malcolm to pry himself away from his work to get him to come out here. Here the Landgraabs are trying this dish they've never heard of. Surely a dish at the spice festival won't be spicy.
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    Okay, might be a little spicy. Just a tad.
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    "HOW IS IT EVEN LEGAL TO MAKE FOOD THIS SPICY?!" Diamond shouts.
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    "Diamond, I'm disappointed in you." Cherish says "I expected this behavior from your Filthy Hu-Man father, but your advanced Sixamsian tastebuds should be able to handle this food."
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    "ARGH, MORE FIRE!" Diamond shouts as more fire shoots from her mouth.
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    But Alas, even Cherish's advanced tastebuds weren't enough to handle this.
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    "How is this even legal?!" Cherish gasps after catching her breath.
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    "But it's so delicious, surely one more bite won't hurt...." Cherish says before taking another bite.
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    Oh, lo and behold. Cherish has gone into labor.
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    And on that day, Malcolm Landgraab IV, Barry Landgraab and Duke Landgraab were born.
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    Welcome to the world, Landgraab Triplets, Born in 2108.
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    Looks like the Landgraabs will have their hands full FOR THE NEXT FEW YEARS!
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    Meanwhile as the whole childbirth thing was going on, Diamond was still over at the festival playing around. She doesn't even know she's a big sister yet.
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    "What's with all the noise in this room?" Diamond asks as she heads over to the usually empty bedroom.
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    While she was initially happy being a big sister, I think the parents didn't exactly explain to her that she was going to have THREE little brothers. So she's just going to go cry under the blankets.
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    Some time later, Diamond tried raising her mischief skill by pranking her mom.
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    But it failed.
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    "Did you just try to prank, ME?!" Cherish remarks annoyed as all hell. "I am the QUEEN of Pranks, I've been pranking your father since I was your age! You need to do better than that to prank me!"

    "Sorry Mom." Diamond says with shame.

    "Don't be sorry, be better." Cherish says once again. "Now watch and learn from the master."
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    After that, Cherish went to her room and lured Malcolm in with the promises of sexy times. THAT is when she began her master plan.
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    "Ha, I pranked you!" Cherish shouts with glee.

    "What?" Malcolm said with intense ringing in his ears "I can't hear you!"

    Ha ha! Deafen your husband to show your daughter how to prank, Ha ha!
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    So Malcolm decided to throw a costume party because well....I mean he needs to celebrate A holiday today, and it can't be Winterfest, Winterfest is still outlawed. Here he is dressed as one of his closest friends.
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    Of course our first guests were 71 year old, Aunt Tina and Alina. Their costumes are so lively.
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    Meanwhile, Gilzax is upset because when he bought this Tofudog costume he couldn't buy a matching hat.

    Which reminds me, make sure Gilzax doesn't see Diamond's costume.
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    Pretty sure Cherish just took one of her spacesuits from work and just decided to wear that.
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    "I am going to make the greatest chicken cordon bleu you Hu-Man's have ever tasted!" Cherish says as she seasons the chicken.
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    "Chill out, it's just a costume party. You could literally just make us a pizza or something." Tina explains.
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    Speaking of people who just raided their closet for a costume, here's Athena dressed as a cheerleader.
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    "Hey guys check me out." Katrina announced "I dressed up as a poor person!"
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    That's when 58 year old Mira showed up behind her.

    "One of us needs to go home and change costumes." Mira says.
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    "Wow Raquel, that's a great costume you have!" Malcolm says to his older cousin.
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    "This isn't a costume, Mal." Raquel replies.

    "Oh so that's why I haven't seen you for a few years." Malcolm answers.
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    "You know, I just gotta say this party's going pretty well so far." Mira says joyously.
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    Oh wait.....
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    "Let's be honest, they were both pretty old as well." Malcolm says heartlessly.
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    "Hey guys, what did I miss?" Harmony says cluelessly.
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    "Why does this always happen when I'm having fun?!" Diamond says as she cries.

    "Hey....where did you get that hat?!" Grandpa Gilzax says looking down at Diamond.
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    "Hey anyone need some more drinks? I know Aunt Tina surely doesn't need a drink, she looks like she's had enough!" Malcolm says with a chuckle "Grim....what are you doing here?"
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    "I'm starting to get up there in years, remind me not to go to any more of Malcolm's parties." Mira says as she leaves the party.
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    "Aww yeah, I love this movie!" Grim says as the rest of the family leave the house.
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    Rest in Peace Alina Munch and Tina Goth. 2037-2108.
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    Happy Holidays, Y'all!

  • DoodlyDoofusDoodlyDoofus Posts: 1,005 Member
    Last Chapter of 2021! See you all in 2022!

    Generation 3: Chapter 11: This One Has Pain.

    IT IS THE YEAR 2110! A great year if you ask me, mostly because 32 year old Cherish reached the top of her career. What was once just a silly hobby of flying into space for the hell of it, turned into her becoming a cool Space Bounty Hunter....Have no idea how that happened but hey, not gonna question it.
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    For achieving this goal, the Simerican Space Force (that was literally just created by President Landgraab because we needed our first Space Bounty Hunter to be controlled by literally any government force.) has gifted Cherish this super duper cool rocket to help her.
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    Ah Cripes, NOW she has to make a wormhole generator for THIS rocket, too!
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    Since it IS the year 2110, that means the Landgraab Triplets are now 2 years old. First here's little Malcolm IV.
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    Barry.
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    Oh and there's Duke, only one to get that Landgraab Red hair.
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    So turns out 10 year old Diamond makes a great big sister, keeping the toddlers entertained when Mom and Dad want to get some rest.
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    Another big momentous occasion was the fact that Cherish bought a vanity table. So she can take part in vanity to look good for her hubby.
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    "Ha ha, I don't think this suits me at all!" Cherish says as she admires herself in the mirror.
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    Meanwhile, 33 year old Malcolm being the most innovative mind in the world right now, has adopted a nice sweater themed wardrobe.
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    Despite life going pretty dang well for Malcolm, such as making billions of dollars and marrying a cute alien girl, life took a drastic turn for him.
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    "No stop, I'm rich!" Malcolm cried out as he was promptly abducted by aliens.
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    Turns out this happened because Mallory came over to visit, then of course there was a big mix up when the Aliens came back to pick her up and bring her back to Sixam and they picked up Malcolm instead. Whoopsie poopsie!
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    Well Cherish doesn't know that Malcolm is currently several million miles away from Earth right now so she's just going to play with little Barry here.
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    Mallory also thinks Cherish is a great mother.
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    Luckily the aliens understood their mistake and dropped Malcolm back on Earth.

    "You'll be hearing from my lawyers about this!" Malcolm shouted.
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    "Hey Babe, I just got back from outer space. Let's make love!" Malcolm proclaims.

    "Well I didn't put this makeup on just to play with toddlers." Cherish responds.
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    9 Months later.
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    Things were going pretty well for the Landgraab family, with another little Landgraab in the oven!
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    A DIFFERENT Oven. Turns out the Aliens left a surprise in Malcolm that was intended for Mallory. Again, whoopsie poopsie!
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    "Oh boy there goes the hormones again." Malcolm says as he starts feeling flirty. "Now's not the time for getting flirty when I still have no idea where this baby is going to come out."
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    "Alright boys, time for you to learn advanced trigonometry. Trust me, it's easy." Diamond says as she whips out her homework.
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    "Just gotta say Cherish, being pregnant isn't easy." Malcolm says to his wife (who gave birth to triplets so what he's dealing with is still nothing) "If you get pregnant again I'll make sure to help out around here to make your pregnancy easier."

    "What are you talking about? I didn't help you out. I made sure your pregnancy was a living hell." Cherish replies.

    "I know." Malcolm says annoyed "It's about time SOMEONE around here gets pampered."
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    "Hey Dad, I'm going to school. Don't break your water when I'm gone." Diamond says cheerfully.

    "Oh I'll try not to." Malcolm responds.
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    Spoiler alert, Malcolm's water broke. Welcome to the world, Crystal Landgraab! Born in the magnificent year of 2110.
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    "Ha ha, I'm going to be an amazing Momdad." Malcolm says as he feeds his baby.
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    Malcolm was enjoying his time at home after work when someone teleported into the room....Who could that be?
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    "Grandma is here!" Diamond cheers "Time to get spoiled rotten!"
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    "Malcolm I have terrible news." Mira says right off the bat. "Your father passed away."
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    "Dad's dead?!" Malcolm says in shock. "Wait, he was only 60. How did he die so young?"
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    "Oh no, certainly wasn't natural causes." Mira answers. "It was that cursed Rock Climbing machine he practically lived on."

    "Heart attack?" Malcolm responds.

    "Nah. Thing blew a circuit and flung him off the balcony." Mira answers.
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    "That's HORRIBLE!" Malcolm says in utter shock.

    "What's worse is we never found his body." Mira said in disappointment.

    "What do you mean you never found his body?! Just check the street below your penthouse!" Malcolm demands angrily.

    "That's the weird part, we certainly spent a few hours looking, but no trace. No idea what happened." Mira continues.
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    Meanwhile on that street.

    "Oh boy, dinner!" A Hobo says after finding Malcolm's body.
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    Rest in Peace Malcolm Landgraab II. 2050-2110.
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    Mira did her best to cheer up Malcolm but it seemed like nothing would work.
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    "There is some good news." Mira explains.

    "What's that?" Malcolm asks.

    "This means you're in charge of Landgraab Industries!" Mira exclaims "You're now the richest man in this country!"

    "That's pretty nice actually." Malcolm says cheering up a bit.
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    "And I'm moving in!" Mira exclaims.
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    "The Plum you are." Malcolm snaps back.
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    Malcolm can't say anything to stop his mother from moving in. In the mean time she's going to spend time with her grandchildren!
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    Just like old times, Mira the Caffeine Fiend.
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    That's when Cherish's co-worker came over....Yeah I guess she's also a Space Bounty Hunter?
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    Cherish actually knew nothing about her, she just wanted to try and make friends with THE legendary Bounty Hunter, Cherish Landgraab. So Cherish used her alien powers to scan her brain to find out everything about her so they can get their friendship on the right track.
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    "Ah yes, Ciera Ramirez. Nice to meet you, I hear you like video games." Cherish says non-nonchalantly.

    "How did you know that?" Ciera responds.
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    Regardless, Cherish played video games with her confused new friend.
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    "Hey Dad, did it hurt for you to give birth?" Diamond asks.

    "Life is misery." Malcolm responds. "Life is misery."
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    Yes it is Malcolm, yes it is.
  • DoodlyDoofusDoodlyDoofus Posts: 1,005 Member
    Generation 3: Chapter 12: It's the First Chapter of 2022, Malcolm Landgraab!

    Somewhere in space, the intergalactic cruiser of the infamous space outlaw, Rognar The Terrible speeds through the cosmos looking for his next victim.
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    "Captain, we'll reach Planet Vulcan shortly." One of Rognar's minions says with glee.
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    "Perfect, and once we're there, no one will be able to stop us!" Rognar shouts victoriously.
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    That is when Rognar's crew was alerted to the warm fleshly slaps of bare feet running across linoleum behind them.

    "Not so fast, nerds!" Cherish shouts as she charges into battle.
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    "Ah Cripes, it's Landgraab!" Rognar's minion shouts in surprise.
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    "You won't stop us this time, Landgraab!" The Minion shouts as they aim their guns.
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    "You have to be quicker than that, space scum!" Cherish shouts as she open fires on the minions before they could fire.
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    "You killed my minions!" Rognar shouts in anger. "Now you'll perish!"
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    But it was useless for Rognar, for he came face to face with the Almighty Cherish Landgraab's kicks of fury. Something no mortal man can withstand.
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    "Arg, how did you know getting kicked in the face was my one weakness?!" Rognar shouts in pain.
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    "You'll never get away with this, Landgraab. I have friends in high places!" Rognar shouts in protest.

    "Too late nerd, I've seen what happens in intergalactic prisons, you won't last an hour." Cherish says before knocking Rognar out with one last kick to the face.
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    Back on Earth, Cherish arrives back at home after a long intergalactic bounty hunt.
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    "Finally, I can change into something more comfy." Cherish says before changing back into her iconic Feng dress.
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    "Oh hey sweetie, you have a good time in space? Did you catch the perp?" Malcolm asks his wife.
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    "I did!" Cherish says joyfully. "The Galactic Council gave me a special medal of freedom for catching Rognar."
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    "Man, things sure have gotten weird since I met you!" Malcolm says playfully.
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    IT IS THE YEAR 2114! So because of that, enjoy this picture of 14 year old Diamond, enjoying her Landgraab Brand IPhone.
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    "Just as I suspected, I'm cute." Diamond says smugly.
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    Here's 6 year old Malcolm Landgraab IV.....With the treasured Landgraab family pet, Zork.
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    There's Duke, and there's Barry.
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    Then of course we have four year old Crystal Landgraab.
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    Speaking of Crystal, here she is wanting to watch her Step-Mom work on her rocket.
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    After all these years, Cherish is no closer to finishing that Wormhole generator.
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    "So....you gave birth." 64 Mira says to her son. "How was that?"

    "Yeah like four years ago, Mom." 37 year old Malcolm responds. "Why bring that up now?"

    "Just wanted to give it time before asking you something personal like that." Mira answers.
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    Speaking of Mira, she still takes time to practice her wellness.
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    "A Little help please? I can't get up." Mira cries out in desperation.
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    Well the Wormhole Generator will have to wait until after work.
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    "When I get back from work....Me, you, bed." Cherish says playfully as she leaves.
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    Turns out after work, Malcolm had a different surprise for Cherish.
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    The Landgraabs have moved to Windenburg!
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    "I heard this place had a pool." Mira says with determination. "I came prepared."
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    Graceful Swan dive.
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    Mira showing off that age is just a state of mind! Unless you're doing yoga.
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    Well Cherish, get back to work so you can have this wormhole ready before you die of old age.
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    Meanwhile, Mira warmed up by the fireplace.

    "Ah yes, fire. Nothing bad has ever happened to my family around a fireplace." Mira says joyously.
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    "Something tells me something bad happened to the family around a fireplace." Diamond thinks to herself.

    She'd be correct too, Mira wasn't alive when her grandfather died in that horrible fireplace accident.
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    "Ha ha, I'll beat you to the house!" Malcolm says playfully to his brother.

    "Yeah well, I'll beat your FACE!" Barry exclaims.

    "We need to talk about your violent outbursts, Barry." Malcolm responds.
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    That night Mira decided to throw a big party at the Landgraab residence.

    "And why are we having a party, Grandma?" Duke said, asking the questions we all are.
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    "Well my father was born 100 years ago today." Mira answers. "So I just wanted to throw a get together to celebrate his life."
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    "Why? He's dead." Duke said what we were all thinking.
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    "Listen here you son of a-." Mira snaps back.
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    "Mom, please don't cuss out my children. I'm making your favorite casserole." Malcolm interrupts her.
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    A House Party seems like a weird place to teach your sister flashcards, but hey at least somebody is doing something around here.
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    "Alright everyone, the party alien is here!" Cherish says as she enters the room.
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    Katrina was the first one to arrive to the party. Looking quite sad too.
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    "Hi Aunt Katrina!" Duke exclaims. "You're looking quite lovely tonight."

    "And this is why you're my favorite nephew." Katrina answers.
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    Harmony's here too....And she's just going to go hide in the closet.
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    Princess is in the house! Looks like she's welcoming her first child....You know, compared to everyone else's.....what, 5th? 6th?
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    Mallory's here from outerspace as well.
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    "Mom, Aunt Mallory's going into labor in the kitchen!" Barry shouts.

    "Oh ignore it, don't let this ruin the vibes of this party." Mallory insists.
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    Well at least Malcolm has a few sisters who AREN'T pregnant right now, so that's a start.
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    Oh look, some of Mallory's alien children are here.
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    "They're aliens too?" Barry asks "Why are they bald?"
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    "WHOA Barry, you can't just ask an alien why they're bald!" Mallory exclaims.

    "Besides, it's genetic. All of us full blooded Aliens are bald." Mallory's son, Bret explains. "You have hair because your Mom is half alien."
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    "I for one have no insensitive comments about my full blooded alien cousins." Duke says happily.

    "And that's why you're my favorite cousin." Mallory's daughter, Maureen says happily.
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    That's when Mallory's youngest alien baby showed up....Kylie (I know, terrifying alien name am I right?) Truly a showdown for the ages.
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    Just joking, Crystal and Kylie are going to be the best of friends. With their combined cuteness, the world will tremble to their power.
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  • DoodlyDoofusDoodlyDoofus Posts: 1,005 Member
    Generation 3: Chapter 14: The Search for Chapter 13

    After the party, Duke was the one that cleaned up..................................Good kid!
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    Next day, The Kids were off to go to school while Mira went off to do President things.
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    Before work, Cherish was determined to finish that wormhole generator! Plot twist, she got hungry and made breakfast instead.
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    Some time later, some neighbors came over to visit the Landgraabs. With that blue hair I can tell he's a descendant of a certain Yuki Behr!
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    "Gee wiz! Our neighbor is eccentric billionaire Malcolm Landgraab III!" The neighbor said ecstatically.
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    "Say, do you manage to pay your fair share of taxes to help support our country's economy?" The Neighbor asks curiously.

    "Ha ha, how about you get the hell out of my house now." Malcolm said defensively.
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    They didn't leave, instead Malcolm decided to play the piano for them.

    He has never played the piano before.
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    Well with Malcolm barraging their ears with musical torture, perhaps young Crystal can entertain them instead!
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    Some months later, Malcolm and Mira went to go visit Malcolm II's grave.

    And if you look behind him you can find Nancy and the first Malcolm's graves! Where's Geoffrey's grave you might ask? Nancy donated his body to science, gave her a nice tax write off.
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    Oh and there's all of Mira's sister's graves.
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    "You know, when I said we should get the family together I didn't mean like this." Malcolm said with a frown.
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    After that, Malcolm and Mira went to go visit Edward's grave. After all, Mira DID just throw a party for this guy.
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    "You know, Grandpa died when I was real young. I don't even remember him." Malcolm admits.

    "Well if that's the case, you can meet him now!" Mira proclaims "Edward Baxter, rise from the grave and meet your grandson!!!"
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    Moments later, Edward's ghost came through the front door.

    "Sorry I'm late. I had already risen from the grave to go get a cheeseburger." Edward says apologetically. "You have no idea how bad the food is in the Spiritworld."
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    "Well if it isn't my baby girl, Mira!" Edward says enthusiastically "Boy, you are as old as the dirt! Looks like I'll be seeing you again real soon!"

    "Thanks Dad, but I'm not THAT old." Mira says warmly.
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    "Dad, this is your grandson Malcolm. He's all grown up!" Mira says clearly excited for this moment.

    "Wow, haven't seen you since you were a tot. What are you up to now a days?" Edward says with intrigue.

    "Revolutionary technological genius that has brought many great innovations to mankind." Malcolm answers bluntly.

    "Wow." Edward says with a blank stare. "I have been dead for a long time huh?"
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    That's when the ghost of Katrina Baxter showed up to grace the family.

    "Ed, what's with all the noise?" Katrina asks "Come back to the spiritworld already so we can finish watching Jaws 4."
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    "Oh it's my Mira!" Katrina exclaims "Wow, you are seriously old."

    "Thanks Mom, instead of dwelling on my age you could at least be happy I was elected President." Mira answers joyously.
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    "Anyways, this is your grandson. Malcolm Landgraab III." Mira says introducing the two. "Malcolm, this is your Grandma Katrina."

    "Oh dear, there's a Third Malcolm Landgraab?" Katrina asks disappointingly.

    "There's also a Fourth Malcolm Landgraab!" Malcolm says with joy.
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    "Why would you sound happy about four Malcolm Landgraabs running around?" Katrina says flabbergasted at this news.
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    Back at home after a refreshing dip in the pool, Cherish got back to work on her wormhole generator and......Oh......Oh my gosh!

    SHE DID IT! The Mad lass did it! She finished the wormhole generator! She's been working on this for what, a decade now?
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    "My work is finally done!" Cherish says joyously. "I can finally travel to my home planet with ease! The Possibilities of this are endless!"
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    To celebrate, Cherish went off to play the guitar for the family in pure bliss.
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    Also, Diamond invited a classmate over today....Liam Villareal.
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    "So wanna go to my room to work on homework?" Diamond asks.

    "Sounds great, let's do it!" Liam answers innocently.
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    They really did go to her room to get started on homework, but 12 minutes later this happened.
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    "Hey Diamond, I wanted to know if you wanted me to make Salmon or Meatloaf tonight." Malcolm says as he enters the room.
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    "You know what, I'll ask your brothers what they want instead." Malcolm said as he left the room.
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    Some weeks later, Malcolm and Mira were chilling out at the pool.

    "Really Mom, is it really necessary to show off your cannonball?" Malcolm asks.
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    "Of course it is!" Mira explains "I've been working on my diving skills for years, gotta show off to somebody! Here we go!"
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    And with that Mira jumped into the air with perfect form.
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    With a ten out of ten landing!
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    "Okay I admit it, that WAS a great cannonball Mom." Malcolm cheers. "Now come on out, I made a great lasagna."
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    ..............................................................
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    "Mommy?" Malcolm said in utter shock as he looked at his Mom floating in the pool lifelessly.
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    "Sorry Big M. Gotta take your Mom's soul. At least your kids didn't see this happen." Grim says trying to make him feel better.
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    "But why Grim? Why did she have to die now?" Malcolm asks after wiping tears from his eyes.

    "Sorry M, I don't do the killing. Just reap the souls." Grim answers bluntly.
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    Rest in Peace Mira: 2050-2114
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  • DoodlyDoofusDoodlyDoofus Posts: 1,005 Member
    Generation 3: Chapter 15: We Ran Out Of Old People To Kill Off For This Chapter.

    THE YEAR, is 2118, four years since Ol' Mira died. Here we have 8 year old Crystal warming herself up at the fire place.
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    "Oh Plum, I forgot you aged up." 18 year old Diamond says in shock.
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    Meanwhile, we have 41 year old Malcolm Landgraab trying to communicate with Cherish via telepathy again.
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    Geez, look at how old he's getting.
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    Meanwhile for her 40th Birthday, Cherish got pregnant....and noticeably wider...even before the pregnancy.
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    Nothing she's really going to worry over though. She had triplets, one baby isn't going to hurt her.
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    That day a neighbor came over to visit.

    "Hello, how are you today?" Cherish asks.
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    "AN ALIEN!? IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD?!" The neighbor screamed loudly, turns out he was just unreasonably mad after finding out Cherish was an alien.....I mean, she doesn't try to hide it or anything. She just shows up like this every day.
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    "Whoa whoa whoa, you're gonna push me?!" Cherish shouts in surprise.
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    "Buddy.....I've killed people. Killed people for doing less than that...." Cherish snarls.
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    "But unfortunately I'm pregnant and legally not allowed to do anything about that." Cherish says while walking away. "So my Hu-Man Husband will fight you for me. Make him cry, Mal."

    "With Pleasure." Malcolm says with confidence.
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    One quick fight later.

    "Yeah so I'm a retired MMA Champion." The Neighbor said after beating Malcolm to a pulp.
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    "Well I can't beat you with brawn but I can beat you with brains." Malcolm says before pulling his phone out. "Hello, police? I'm a billionaire being attacked by a poor person."
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    Without skipping a beat, the police were there to arrest the neighbor where he was never seen again.
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    "Alright Kiddo, let me show you how a master plays video games." Cherish says to young Crystal before kicking her butt 8 ways to Sunday.
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    Malcolm however had a wonderful day at work. No problems to be had whatsoever.
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    Oh and Cherish went into labor.
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    "Gee wilikers!" Malcolm shouts in shock.
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    And that's when Emerald or "Emmy" Landgraab was born.
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    "Whoa, Mom's pretty good at taking care of children." Crystal says in amazement.

    "Well yeah, that's the power of being level 10 in the parenting skill." Duke answers.
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    "See look, first she feeds the baby...." Duke says in anticipation. "Now it's time to throw the baby in the air!"
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    So turns out when Malcolm was talking about helping Cherish out when he was pregnant wasn't a lie. He's practically been serving her hand and foot since that pregnancy test came out positive.

    "So Cherish, question." Malcolm asks.
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    "What's up?" Cherish asks.

    "So are you like, obsessed over wanting to be a great parent because your own childhood wasn't great or something?" Malcolm asks.
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    "Oh no, not at all. My childhood was amazing. My Mother's childhood however...." Cherish explains "YOU try being raised by Victor Feng."

    "Good point." Malcolm says with his question being answered.
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    Some time later, Cherish set up a playdate to have some of the boys' classmates over. Here Malcolm is talking to Maeve Matsuda, who looks absolutely thrilled to be there, which is sarcasm by the way.
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    "I think we're going to be great friends!" Malcolm said says not sarcastically.
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    Meanwhile, Barry's friend doesn't seem too impressed with his antics.
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    "Hey this is a cool pool." Maeve says with a compliment "Why does no one else swim in it?"

    "Grandma drowned in this pool a few years ago. That's why." Malcolm answers.
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    After all these years, Cherish is finally going to use her Wormhole generator to go visit her home planet! Why did it take her four years to do that? She forgot until now.
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    There she goes, on an adventure like no other!
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    After all these years, Cherish has finally made it to her home planet, Sixam. Such a monumental moment and.........................This is boring.
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    "Seriously, this is it?" Cherish asks "This is cool and all, but I can see why all my people do is come to Earth and get everyone pregnant."
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    And that closes the chapter of a large chunk of Cherish's life.
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    "So how was Sixam?" Malcolm asks.
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    "Not bad, I got these cool rocks." Cherish answers.
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    Speaking of rocks, Malcolm and Cherish went upstairs to make love.
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    Meanwhile, Diamond decided to play around with some new outfits in the closet.
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    "Well I DO like this outfit." Diamond admits. "But I am blind as a bat without my glasses."
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    That's when Diamond aged up to a young adult.
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    "I'm cleaning up after dinner!" Duke says victoriously.
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    "Out of my way, kid. I'm an adult now!" Diamond says triumphantly.

    "Okie dokey." Duke says understandingly.

    "Aww yeah, I'm an adult with no responsibilities." Diamond says smugly.
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    "Say, since you're an adult you're going to get a job now, right?" Cherish says as she enters the room.

    "Curses, I didn't think this one through." Diamond said being stopped in her tracks.
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    That night, Liam Villareal came over to visit. Malcolm decided to sit him down and talk to him about his future plans.

    "Alright, if you're planning on marrying my daughter, I need to make sure you're no deadbeat. What are your intentions with your life?" Malcolm asks sternly.
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    "Well I've gotten into politics, I hope to be elected President one day." Liam answers.
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    "President? That's great! We sure could use a new one since my mother died." Malcolm answers.
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    That's when very flirty Cherish watched Malcolm and thought to herself.

    "I want to do horrible sexy things to that man" Cherish thinks to herself.

    "Hey, I can read your mind too you know." Malcolm thinks.
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    After sexy times, Mallory came over to visit.
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    "Oh your Alien suit is gone." Malcolm notices "So does this mean your time as a Sixamsian Birth Queen is over?"

    "Eyup, popped out enough alien babies and got a nice big check in return." Mallory states. "Never have to work again!"

    "Well I just hope your hair grows back well." Malcolm answers.
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    Later that day, Barry and Crystal were warming up by the fire place.

    "Hey, you smell something, Crystal?" Barry asks.
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    "Smells like barbecue." Crystal answers.
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    THAT'S when she finally realized she was on fire.
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    "NONE OF MY CHILDREN ARE DYING ON MY WATCH!" Malcolm shouts with determination.
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    That's when Malcolm and Cherish both put out the flames consuming their daughter.

    "OMG, we both had the same idea! We truly are on the same wavelength." Cherish gushes.

    "Less talking, more extinguishing." Malcolm says sternly.
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    And so Crystal was saved from an agonizing death.
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    "Eww, I stink!" Crystal shouts.

    "Yeah, fires do a good job at making you stink." Malcolm answers. "Just go take a bath sweetie, you'll feel better after that."
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    As Cherish walked away she told something to Malcolm through telepathy. Judging by that look on his face, I can only wonder what she just said.
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    That's right.
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  • DoodlyDoofusDoodlyDoofus Posts: 1,005 Member
    Generation 3: Chapter 16: The Next Generation! (Not Really)

    Ah, the Family that never learns from their mistakes.
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    "Fire warm." Cherish says as Crystal continues to recover from her burning.
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    After that, Cherish and Malcolm decided to defile her rocketship by making love in orbit.
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    Welcome to the 50,000 mile high club!
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    Diamond made the tragic mistake of listening to the rocket launch on the internet.
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    "Ha ha, looks like somebody's having fun up there." Diamond snickers as she listens in on the launch "Wait, Mom!?" Diamond says in pure terror.
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    After getting back from space, the Landgraabs spent some alone time by the pool.
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    That was before Malcolm barged into the living room and started playing video games.

    "Watch out boys, I'm playing in a Density Effect tournament!" Malcolm proclaims.
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    "But Dad, Density Effect is a single player game. How are you playing in a tournament?" Duke asks.
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    I don't know how it works, but Malcolm lost the tournament.
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    Oh look, Grandma Mei came to visit!
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    "Oh it's so great to see you!" Cherish proclaims.

    "Oh wow, you got significantly fatter." Mei says bluntly.

    "Thanks Mom, you always know how to cheer me up." Cherish answers.
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    Welcome to the year 2121. Here we have 43 year old Cherish playing with 3 year old Emmy.
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    Speaking of older renditions of past characters, here's 13 year old Malcolm Landgraab IV!
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    Duke Landgraab!
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    And Barry who......just seems to have been born with natural muscle mass.
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    "What are you doing in my room?!" 21 year old Diamond questions.
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    None of that matters because Diamond just moved in with Liam Villareal!
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    "Well I guess I have to get a job now." Diamond mopes.

    "Nah you're good, I was just elected Mayor of Oasis Springs." Liam answers.
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    "Oh yeah, I got myself a good man." Diamond says smugly.
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    So some months later was Diamond's wedding.
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    Looks like Malcolm's trying to emulate his Dad here, casual clothes with a fedora.
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    Which somehow isn't as bad as this suit Barry picked out.
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    Meanwhile, didn't expect Mallory to show up in a nice suit.
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    "Aunt Mallory, I'm glad you could show up." Diamond says with appreciation "Unfortunately I'll assume you're looking lovely tonight because I can't see without my glasses."
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    Now it's a party, Cherish is in the house!
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    Though I'll give Duke points for doing the fedora look better than Malcolm.
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    "Nice fedora though." Duke compliments his brother.
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    Again, the family that never learns their lesson.
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    "Ha ha, my sister almost died." Barry says with a chuckle.
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    Oh look, Aunt Athena is here too!

    "Barry, it's so good to see you again!" Athena says lovingly.

    "Who are you?" Barry asks.
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    Finally it's time for the most important guest to show up.
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    It's Emmy!
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    Crystal however was in the bathroom giving herself a peptalk.
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    Don't know how well it works when you're like 2 feet tall.
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    Unfortunately, still got the bug not letting me marry the Sims at the altar. So they'll get married next to the altar.
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    "Since they're not at the altar does that mean we can stand where we want?" Duke asks.

    "I dunno, I'm just standing behind the bush because I needed to pee." Barry responds.
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    I now pronounce you, Mr and Mrs Villareal.
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    "Oh I hope that boy becomes President so I don't have to give Diamond any money." Malcolm says with a smug grin.
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    Since they could sit wherever they want, Cherish sat behind the piano....don't think she was able to see the ceremony but.....she was there.
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    After the wedding ceremony, the Landgraabs returned home. Ready to continue the story without Diamond.

    "How did you like the wedding, Emmy?" Malcolm asks.
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    Emmy said it was fun.
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  • DoodlyDoofusDoodlyDoofus Posts: 1,005 Member
    edited January 13
    Generation 3: Chapter 17: Drama Today.

    Now that Diamond has moved out, Malcolm has decided to claim her bedroom so he doesn't have to bunk with Barry and Duke anymore.
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    "Too late Butt, face this is my room now." Barry says while strutting into the room with his uncomfortably bulky body that he achieved without a single day of exercise.
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    "But the walls are pink, doesn't that bother you and your overly macho personality?" Malcolm asks.

    "Can't hear you, I'm asleep." Barry says loudly.
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    "At least I finally get top bunk." Duke says cheerfully.

    "Shut it, Duke." Malcolm says in annoyance.
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    Meanwhile in less dramatic news, Crystal is pouring paint all over Malcolm and Cherish's bedroom.
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    At least Malcolm is helping raise his little sister.
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    "Is this what my life has amounted to?" Malcolm asks bleakly.
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    That's when Crystal invited her friend from school over, Ysenia Ramirez.....The daughter of that one woman Cherish made friends with by probing her mind several chapters ago.
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    "What's with all that soot on the ground?" Ysenia asks her friend.

    "Oh, that's where I almost died." Crystal responds nonchalantly
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    Life isn't all misery for Malcolm. Here he's on a date with.....Maeve? Always need to double check when her name pops up.
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    "Hey babe, you wanna go swimming?" Malcolm asks.

    "In THAT water? Malcolm, that water's green." Maeve responds.
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    "Hey, the water is just fine!" Malcolm interjects "Here check this out."
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    And so Malcolm dived into the lake.
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    "Okay yeah I see the problem here." Malcolm says after realizing that this is not a healthy green.
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    But he still got some at the end of the day and that's all that really matters.
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    Malcolm was just enjoying his day when suddenly.....something happened. Something shocking.
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    "Hi Big brother, how's it going?" Emmy asks.

    "Wait what?!" Malcolm said in surprise. "You're a child now?!"
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    That's right, it's the year 2124. Emmy is now six years old.

    "Wait, who are you?" 16 year old Barry asks.

    "Oh Barry, you're such a silly character." Emmy responds with a giggle.

    "No seriously, I have no idea who you are." Barry continues.
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    Meanwhile, Duke is over here meditating. Looks like he wants to master the wellness skill like his grandma did.
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    That's when Barry's girlfriend showed up, Whatsherface.
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    They're moving pretty fast actually. That's just how Barry does it I guess.
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    Of course, Cherish came home from a long day at work fighting Space Pirates.
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    "O. M. G. You're an alien!" Whatsherface gushed "That's so cool!"
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    "You're only noticing that now when all my kids are blue, too?" Cherish responds.
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    All in all I'd say Malcolm had a pretty good day today.
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    "Whoa bro, you wanna start something?!" Barry shouts in pure anger.
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    "I just wanted to play some video games." Malcolm responds.
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    "Well here's a game for you, dodge all my punches! My hands are Rated E for Everyone!" Barry shouts with pure testosterone induced rage.
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    "I don't know what's gotten into you." Malcolm responds "Even though you've shown violent tenancies since you were a child, but it's time we end this. I won't go easy on you."
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    Five seconds later.

    "UNCLE UNCLE!" Malcolm shouts in terror as Barry continues to beat him.
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    "I hope you learned your lesson, Bro." Barry responds with satisfaction.

    "I didn't even do anything to provoke you!" Malcolm responds.
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    Oh look, Diamond is here to visit! How sweet of he-.
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    "Ah, you're pregnant." Cherish responds. "That's cool, I didn't want to be an old looking Grandma anyways."
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    "Brothers brothers please." Duke says as he finally shows up between the boys. "Why must we fight when we're connected through blood?"
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    "Now I've read at least three books on conflict resolution." Duke continues with his sage like attitude. "Now after a tussle like that, the first step to reconciliation is to talk about our emotions. Barry, how does Malcolm make you feel?"
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    Five Seconds later.

    "AH MY THROAT! I NEED THAT TO BREATHE WITH!" Duke says as Barry beats him silly.
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    Meanwhile outside, Cherish can hear everything going on inside.

    "Hey Diamond, I'm sorry about this but it sounds like your brothers are being 🐲🐲🐲🐲." Cherish says apologetically after feeling her grandchild kicking "I need to go be Super Mom right now."
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    Cherish marches into the house to face her Sons.

    "Barfield James Landgraab! How dare you resort to violence in my house!" Cherish shouts in anger.
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    "That's it, get in the corner! You're in time out mister!" Cherish orders.
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    "Heh, as if. You can't put a 16 year old in Time Out." Barry answers.
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    Five Seconds Later.

    "This is Bogus, you can't put ME in time out." Barry fumes.
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    "Aww yeah, I'm the best Mom ever." Cherish gloats.
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    After all of that, Cherish decided to make Malcolm and Duke's favorite meal, Tacos. How does that sound, boys?
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    "Yaaaaay" Malcolm and Duke say, clearly still dazed after getting their butts beaten by Barry.
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    Later that night, Barry enjoyed a nice drink in the basement.
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    "Now Barry, your Mom told me everything that happened today." Malcolm says in a caring tone. "I just want you to know that I'm not mad at you. I understand what you're going through. We were all 16 once."
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    Five Seconds Later.

    "MY ARM DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY, MY ARM DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY!" Malcolm shouts in pain.

    One loud SNAP is heard.

    "OH NO, NOW IT DOES!" Malcolm screams in agony.
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    "I hope you learned a lesson, Dad." Barry says with pride.
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    "Yeah, you're out of my Will that's for sure." Malcolm says with confidence.
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  • DoodlyDoofusDoodlyDoofus Posts: 1,005 Member
    Generation 3: Chapter 18: Barry's The Real Villain In This Story

    Oh it's still the year 2124.....Here's 14 year old Crystal. That's pretty neat.
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    Somehow she doesn't learn from past mistakes either.
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    "Fire, warm." Crystal says to herself.
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    Cherish is getting old...
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    Malcolm's still cool with it though.
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    Well everyone was either at school or work, so Crystal invited her friend Ysenia over to play video games.
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    "You have won this game my friend." Crystal says with joy "It appears my controller has dissolved into thin air. Fascinating."
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    Since Video Game time was over, Crystal decided to play a different game, Don't Wake The Llama.
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    "I should warn you, I am quite good at this game." Crystal says with a cool demeanor.
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    "Tada." Crystal says in victory.
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    "I mean, the game's pretty easy." Ysenia says as she also effortlessly grabs a log.

    "Fascinating. The Llama wasn't awoken when you took that log out." Crystal ponders.
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    In the end, Crystal was the one that ended up waking the Llama.
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    "I am a failure to my species." Crystal says in dejection.
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    Later that day, Barry was busy making out with his girlfriend Ol' Whatsherface.
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    "This is boring, I need to get myself a third girlfriend." Barry says in boredom.

    "Third girlfriend?!" Ol' Whatsherface asked. "What do you mean third? Don't you need a second girlfriend before you can get a third?"
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    "Barry, I love you baby." Barry's Second Girlfriend said as she wondered into the room.

    "Shut up baby, I know it." Barry says.
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    Meanwhile, Malcolm was enjoying his day by the pool with his girlfriend, Maeve.
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    "I love you, Maeve." Malcolm says sweetly.

    "And I love rich guys." Maeve says in return.
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    "Okay Dork butt, I'm stealing your girl." Barry says as he confidently marches out of the house.
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    "Ha, as if Barry." Malcolm says with a smirk "What Maeve and I have is special, nothing you could do to get between us."
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    And so Barry gave Maeve the Ol' Classic Barry.
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    "I like Barry now." Maeve says in a quick 180.
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    "Barry, I love you baby." Ol' Whatsherface said as she watched that whole thing go on.

    "Shut up baby, I know it." Barry responds.
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    "What the heck Barry?! You can't just do that to my girlfriend!" Malcolm shouts in anger.

    "Ex-Girlfriend." Maeve quickly responds.
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    "Ex?!" Malcolm retorts "That's it Barry, you have gone too far by messing with another man's girl! We're going to have to settle this with fisticuffs!" Malcolm proclaims.
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    Five seconds later.

    "I YIELD I YIELD!" Malcolm shouts in pain.
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    Somewhere, IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
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    In the deepest darkest corners of space, Cherish has cornered her mortal nemesis, Ratlug The Defiler. This shall be their final confrontation.
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    "Well Hunter, you've wanted revenge since I killed your partner. Well here I am, let's finish this once and for all!" Ratlug says defiantly.
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    "Scrummy didn't deserve what you did to him." Cherish says in anger "I made a vow that I would end your reign of terror."
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    And so Cherish and Ratlug began their climactic battle. Both putting their skills to the test as they battled.
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    That's when Cherish's phone started ringing.

    "Don't worry, I got bluetooth on this phone." Cherish says as she forwards the call to her bluetooth earpiece as she continues to battle.
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    "Malcolm? Mommy's a little busy, can this wait?" Cherish says with a grunt as she talks to her son and fights her enemy at the same time. "Malcolm, sweetie stop crying so much I can't understand you. Barry stole your girlfriend? He beat you up? Oh that's terrible, I'll be there immediately."
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    At that moment, Cherish and Ratlug knocked the sabers out of each other's hands and they both looked at each other awkwardly.
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    "I'm terribly sorry about this just having boy drama at home right now." Cherish says apologetically "One of my Sons just stole my other Son's girlfriend and it's pretty nasty right now."

    "Don't worry about it, I had teenage sons before. It's part of the job of being a mother." Ratlug says understandingly.
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    "Wanna continue where we left off?" Cherish says as she picks up her blade.

    "Oh you know it." Ratlug says excitedly.
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    And so Cherish and Ratlug continued their battle.
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    However, Ratlug left herself wide open for a devastating counter attack. To which Cherish took full advantage of by doing a cool spin in the air.
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    Ratlug didn't make a sound as Cherish stuck her blade through her chest. She just dropped to the ground with a small thud.
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    "Scrummy....You can rest my dear friend. After all these years, you can now rest." Cherish says somberly as she remembers her fallen friend.
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    Back on boring Earth where the more boring story has been taking center stage: Cherish's ship lands after a successful mission.
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    That's when Cherish ominously appeared right behind Malcolm without anyone noticing as she's pretty good at doing.
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    "Barrington Matthew Landgraab!" Cherish shouts in anger "How dare you steal your brother's girlfriend?! That's it Mr, You're going to Time Out!"
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    "Heh, sorry Mom. I'm afraid you can't ground me. I'm simply too powerful to be stopped that easily." Barry says smugly.
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    Five Seconds Later.

    "CURSES!" Barry shouts in anger "How does she continue to beat me like this?!"
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    That's when Cherish approached Malcolm in the kitchen.

    "Malcolm, you've been humiliated by Barry one too many times." Cherish says with determination "It's about time you learn to defend yourself! I'll be the one to teach you to fight."
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    "You sure you're going to be the one to train me?" Malcolm says unsure of this offer "You've gotten pretty round in recent years."
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    "Trust me Malcolm. First off, thanks for calling me fat." Cherish says sarcastically "I'm not fat, I've cultivated mass, it makes me look stronger. Secondly, I've killed people. So you don't worry about my training."
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    That's when Grandma Mei came over to visit!

    "Hello kiddos, it's good to see you all again." Mei says happily.
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    Before dropping dead. RIP Mei Feng 2050-2124.
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    "Hey I'm here to pick up Ysenia. She's been here since the crack of dawn. She needs to come home immediately!" Ciera Ramirez says as she walks into the room.
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    "My dear Hu-Man Mom is dead?! This is the worst day of my life!" Cherish says through her tears.
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    "It's always sad to see them go." Grim says comfortingly.
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    "The Grim Reaper is real?!" Ciera shouts in surprise.

    "You hang around this family long enough you'll be sure to meet him eventually." Malcolm responds casually.
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    Meanwhile upstairs.....

    "Wow, we have been up here all day." Ysenia says calmly. "Perhaps we should go downstairs to see what's up."
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    "Hello normal Hu-Man family. What's going on?" Crystal says before noticing dead grandma on the ground and crying herself.
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    "The Grim Reaper is real?!" Ysenia says in the same shock as her mother.

    "Oh hey guys...." Grim says after checking his phone. "I think you'll all want to follow me outside."
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    RIP Gilzax Feng 2044-2124.
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    "Yeah, just got an alert saying that he died right outside your house. You have my condolences." Grim says sympathetically.
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    "This day just keeps getting worse!!!" Cherish says as she shouts to the sky.
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  • DoodlyDoofusDoodlyDoofus Posts: 1,005 Member
    Generation 4: Chapter 1: A New Beginning By Ruining Everything Else

    It was a beautiful Saturday morning for Malcolm Landgraab. He had time to sleep in, just perfect in every way.
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    You know, that WAS until Cherish randomly appeared in the room.
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    "GOOOOOOOOD MORNING, LANDGRAAB BOYS!" Cherish shouted loudly.
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    Cherish was going to do good on her promise to teach Malcolm how to fight. She's going to turn him into a lean, mean, Barry punching machine.
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    "Come on Malcolm, get into it! Make that punching bag fear you!" Cherish shouted in encouragement.

    "You sure this will work, Mom?" Malcolm whines "I've been training for 20 seconds and I'm already tired."
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    "Of course it'll work!" Cherish exclaims "Just wind back and throw the hardest punch you can at that bag!"
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    "Are you punching the bag or are you taking it out to dinner?" Cherish says sarcastically.
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    "If you're so good at it, why don't you show me how it works?" Malcolm said defiantly.

    "Okay, I think I will!" Cherish says proudly.
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    "Let Momma show you how it's done." Cherish said after getting ready to show off her skills.
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    "You can't hit what you cannot see!" Cherish shouts as she starts pounding the tar out of that punching bag. "Float like a butterfly and stings like when I pee!"
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    "Well son of a gun, she IS good at that." Malcolm says.
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    Later that day, Malcolm went to go brag to Duke and Crystal about his workout with Cherish.
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    "Congrats, you went from skinny as a twig to skinny as a twig and smells like sweat!" Duke says mockingly to Malcolm.
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    "Why must you put me down like this, Duke?" Malcolm says bummed out.
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    Some time later, Cherish was getting herself all gussied up in the mirror when she realized something.....She still thinks she looks good.
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    And so she and Malcolm made sweet passionate love that night.
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    Some months later....

    "Alright Malcolm, I've trained you as much as I can....Because honestly I don't think you'll get any better than this." Cherish says trying to encourage him.
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    "You got some muscle, which means you're ready to fight." Cherish says to her son.
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    "You really think I can win, Mom?" Malcolm asks enthusiastically.

    "I have confidence in you. That's not saying you'll win, but there's confidence there alright." Cherish answers.
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    But of course.....Barry's still pretty ripped.
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    And so the fight began.

    "Now remember Malcolm, if your punches aren't doing anything, just pull his hair and scratch at his face!" Cherish encourages him.
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    "Oh boy, Malcolm just got bodyslammed." Cherish says in shame "Should've trained Duke instead."
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    "How did I lose?" Malcolm asks.

    "I'm buff." Barry answers.
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    Well time to move away from all this violence, instead let's go look at Malcolm's work: Landgraab Industries (Formerly known as Impossible Tech).
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    T'was just another normal day for the bossman himself.
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    "Hey Marty, you enjoying Casual Friday over there?" Malcolm says to his employee.

    "You bet Mr Landgraab. It's great not having to be so formal one day a week!" Marty responds happily.
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    "Look at Gina over there, she's taking casual Friday to a new level in her robe!" Marty jokes around.

    "Hey, they said it's CASUAL Friday!" Gina exclaims.

    Everyone laughs.
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    "Hey, hot secretary that that I'm proud to not be having an affair with." Malcolm says to his secretary "What's going on today?"
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    "Well there are some people from a company called 'Apple' in America here to speak to you." The Secretary says before pointing to the people at the other end of the office.
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    "Ah I see." Malcolm says "Hey, tell them I died." Malcolm says in terror.
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    It's not every day you see your boss running away from the office in terror. But that day is today.
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    After that, Malcolm ran home and hid in the closet.
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    "Malcolm, come out of the closet. Surely whatever happened at work today isn't that bad." Cherish says trying to cheer him up.
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    "Yes it is." Malcolm mopes from the closet. "It will no doubt ruin our very way of life."
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    And that's when the people from Apple showed up.
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    "Hey Boss, just showing these people where you live because they paid me more than you've pay me in a year." The Secretary says.
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    "Oh I don't blame you for that. I would've sold myself out like that too." Malcolm says reassuringly.
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    "Malcolm Landgraab, I am here to inform you that your IPhone is a blatant infringement on our product, the iPhone." Apple's President says angrily.
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    "I understand, hopefully we can talk-" Malcolm says before he's interrupted.

    "And the IPad, and the IPencil, and the IToaster, and the IToilet." The President continues.
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    "Malcolm....What is he talking about?" Cherish asks curiously.

    "Well I guess I should just rip the band-aid off." Malcolm answers "Everything I have created is nothing more than a lie."
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    FLASHBACK!

    "Back when I first got into the Tech field, my Aunt Trina told me a terrible secret." Malcolm begins his story. "Turns out, Simerica is a barbaric, backwards country that is behind the times." Malcolm continues "Aunt Trina explained to me that while the rest of the world was thriving for hundreds of years, Simerica didn't even discover electricity until the year 2000 and we're still trying to catch up with the rest of the world. So Trina came up with a way to block our country from seeing how technologically advanced the rest of the world is so we wouldn't feel bad about our shortcomings."

    "Like North Korea?" Cherish asks.

    "WORSE than North Korea." Malcolm answers sternly "So ever since then I've spent my life trying to catch this country up with the rest of the world by shamelessly ripping off their technology."
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    "I just have to ask." Cherish asks "How did you expect to get away with this?"

    "Well we don't even have cars or airports yet so I just thought the President of Apple wouldn't be able to come to my front door to confront me." Malcolm explains.

    "So let me get this straight.....You're a fraud who isn't this great innovative mind?" Cherish asks again.
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    "You don't get it Cherish, the people of Simerica are stupid! They voted my Grandfather to be the President for crying out loud!" Malcolm shouts angrily. "If Simericans found out how we're basically just one step away from being cave dwelling savages they'd get angry and stupid and angry is a terrible combination!"
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    "THIS WHOLE COUNTRY WOULD BE ON FIRE RIGHT NOW IF WE DIDN'T DO THIS!" Malcolm screams at the top of his lungs.

    Cherish gasps "You're right! Society would surely collapse if that news ever got out."
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    "And that's how I became a false prophet." Malcolm explains calmly.
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    "Mr. Landgraab, your story has touched me." The President of Apple says "You might not know this, but millions of years ago......My ancestors were also cave dwelling savages. I too know what it's like to want to innovate. So tell you what, how about we discuss a way to get past this without resorting to life ruining lawsuits."

    "That sounds swell!" Malcolm says happily.
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    Four hours later, Cherish was sitting on the couch alone waiting for the talks to finish. Malcolm and the Apple President came down the stairs with smiles on their faces.

    "You sure know how to negotiate Mr Landgraab, my people will print up some papers for us to sign tomorrow." The President says as he leaves the room.
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    "Sounds like everything went swimmingly." Cherish says with a grin.
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    "Good news or bad news first?" Malcolm says as he sits down on the couch.

    "Bad news? That's bad news." Cherish says with a gasp.
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    "Good news, we're not getting sued." Malcolm answers immediately.

    "That's good news." Cherish replies.

    "I said there's bad news too." Malcolm responds. "Bad news, I am required to shut down all of Landgraab Industries and turn all future profits to Apple. And I mean ALL of Landgraab Industries, effectively making Apple the first Quadrillion Dollar company. Isn't that a kick in the teeth?"
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    "What about the kids? They were hoping for a huge inheritance when we die." Cherish asks.

    "Well I decided we should wait for the kids to get home before discussing that any further." Malcolm answers.
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    The Kids are home.
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    "Alright boys, you guys were probably wondering who's going to get the Landgraab family fortune when we're gone." Malcolm starts.

    "Clearly I'll be getting the money. After all, you wouldn't name me Malcolm IV if you planned to pass the fortune onto Duke." Malcolm IV answers.
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    "Actually, it's none of you. We just lost all of our money! So with the money we have left we're going to use to pay off the house so we don't lose it." Malcolm answers.
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    "Surely there'll be some money left." Barry says with a scowl.
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    "Of course there is, there's a lot of that! But your Mother and I are going to use it to travel the world!" Malcolm says excitedly.
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    "See you all in a few years!" Malcolm says as he and Cherish walk out the door. "Crystal, you're the man of the house while I'm gone."
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    "I have responsibilities?" Crystal says with wonder.
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    "ALRIGHT MAGGOTS! I'M IN CHARGE NOW!" Crystal shouts angrily "First order of business, Barry you start cleaning the house!" \

    She says before kicking over the garbage can over.
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    "You're not the boss of me." Barry says defiantly.
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    That's when Crystal started to use her Alien Mind Control powers on Barry.

    "Clean it now." Crystal orders.
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    And so Barry got up and silently began cleaning the house while uttering the words "Must Clean" over and over again.
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    "Let's just obey Crystal's orders so we don't end up like that." Duke says in a hushed tone.

    "Waaaaay ahead of you." Malcolm responds.
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    To be continued.
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