A new neighbor, just down the street
Through a party, so we might all meet
Now trapped inside, his basement to die
The doorbell did ring, and we all did cry
He greeted them kindly, to wich I replied
"How delightfully wicked, but sweet..."
A new neighbor, just down the street
Through a party, so we might all meet
Now trapped inside, his basement to die
The doorbell did ring, and we all did cry
He greeted them kindly, to wich I replied
"How delightfully wicked, but sweet..."
Lol, now we definitely need a Supernatural EP to give the Sims the right setting to entertain their vices.
Even though she said she wasn’t gonna,
She stepped into the hot, hot sauna.
She didn’t notice the temperatures rise,
And so she caused her own demise,
Such was the fate of hot, hot Donna.
Darkness found a home, deep inside of me
Burned it to the ground, nothing left to see
Your image in my eyes, as this passion grows
My final narrative, is drawing to a close
Now this blinding light, illuminates the scene
Trying hard to fill, the space that lies between
Sim
Although I know that I will always love
To see you live and gain those awesome skills
Whilst watching you from in the sky above
And see you go through life's fun thrills and spills
I sometimes feel that you aren't very smart
In crucial times that could mean life and death
Like when you're cooking and the hot flames start
Your AI makes you take your dying breath
But maybe that's a part of your sweet charm
Your craziness and routing errors too
Whilst diving, without thinking, into harm
Are reasons why I always will love you
And even though I know you're pretty dim
I know that that is what makes you a sim
............
It's less of a simerick and more of a Shakespearean Simnet.
Edited because line 3 wasn't in iambic pentameter. I also added parenthesis in line 11. And they Plummed in line 10...
Yes, I give EA permission to put my simnet in a blog on TheSims.com and to credit it with my Forum User name
Sim
Although I know that I will always love
To see you live and gain those awesome skills
As I watch you from far up high above
And see you go through life's fun thrills and spills
I sometimes feel that you aren't very smart
In crucial times that could mean life and death
Like when you're cooking and the hot flames start
Your AI makes you take your dying breath
But maybe that's a part of your sweet charm
Stupidity and routing errors too
Whilst diving without thinking into harm
Are reasons why I always will love you
And even though I know you're pretty dim
I know that that is what makes you a sim
............
It's less of a simerick and more of a Shakespearean Simnet.
Yes, I give EA permission to put my limerick in a blog on TheSims.com and to credit it with my Forum User name
Sim
Although I know that I will always love
To see you live and gain those awesome skills
As I watch you from far up high above
And see you go through life's fun thrills and spills
I sometimes feel that you aren't very smart
In crucial times that could mean life and death
Like when you're cooking and the hot flames start
Your AI makes you take your dying breath
But maybe that's a part of your sweet charm
Stupidity and routing errors too
Whilst diving without thinking into harm
Are reasons why I always will love you
And even though I know you're pretty dim
I know that that is what makes you a sim
............
It's less of a simerick and more of a Shakespearean Simnet.
Yes, I give EA permission to put my limerick in a blog on TheSims.com and to credit it with my Forum User name
*Claps*
Lovely tribute to our senseless Sims .
Yay!
It took me an hour to get it in the correct format for a sonnet.
As I layed there bleeding,
Shedding my still remains,
A sense of things repeating,
A loss of all my pains,
If I could start again,
And come back here this day,
That I might walk this path,
To show them all, the way
Ronnie the Happy Chef
When Ronnie a happy young sim
Submits to his most ancient whim
And cooks up a storm
He lights up his dorm
And his friends get a visit from Grim
This is fun!
EA's allowed to chuck it in a blog if they wanna so long as they slap my username on there somewhere...
@Vicious and Rosey, very nice. I wanted to like and lol your post, Rosey, because of your creative paraphrasing of the EA permission line.
Bubble Trouble
As soon as she climbed into the bubbles,
She knew she was headed for trouble.
With the flash of his smile,
And his infamous guile,
Don Lothario made her heart turn to rubble.
We were invited to Get Together,
But we’d reached the end of our tether,
Because we’re partied out,
And so we all shout,
“Hey, Maxis, Get It Together!”
There once was a young Sim named Jamie
Whose demeanor had always said Date Me
So one day I did
We ended up with a kid
And that was the last time I saw Jamie.
There once was a young girl named Bella Who met a wise old fortune teller They spoke of abductions She didn't believe them They couldn't have guessed any better
Comments
@Vici0us_Virus, how delightfully wicked.
That sounds like a great title... Thanx
Lol, now we definitely need a Supernatural EP to give the Sims the right setting to entertain their vices.
Ah, well, it was fun being a muse, however briefly.
Thanks for the fun.
Even though she said she wasn’t gonna,
She stepped into the hot, hot sauna.
She didn’t notice the temperatures rise,
And so she caused her own demise,
Such was the fate of hot, hot Donna.
Although I know that I will always love
To see you live and gain those awesome skills
Whilst watching you from in the sky above
And see you go through life's fun thrills and spills
I sometimes feel that you aren't very smart
In crucial times that could mean life and death
Like when you're cooking and the hot flames start
Your AI makes you take your dying breath
But maybe that's a part of your sweet charm
Your craziness and routing errors too
Whilst diving, without thinking, into harm
Are reasons why I always will love you
And even though I know you're pretty dim
I know that that is what makes you a sim
............
It's less of a simerick and more of a Shakespearean Simnet.
Edited because line 3 wasn't in iambic pentameter. I also added parenthesis in line 11. And they Plummed in line 10...
Yes, I give EA permission to put my simnet in a blog on TheSims.com and to credit it with my Forum User name
My W/list: http://store.thesims3.com/myWishlist.html?persona=rosey1579
My W/list: http://store.thesims3.com/myWishlist.html?persona=rosey1579
*Claps*
Lovely tribute to our senseless Sims .
It took me an hour to get it in the correct format for a sonnet.
My W/list: http://store.thesims3.com/myWishlist.html?persona=rosey1579
When Ronnie a happy young sim
Submits to his most ancient whim
And cooks up a storm
He lights up his dorm
And his friends get a visit from Grim
This is fun!
EA's allowed to chuck it in a blog if they wanna so long as they slap my username on there somewhere...
My W/list: http://store.thesims3.com/myWishlist.html?persona=rosey1579
Bubble Trouble
As soon as she climbed into the bubbles,
She knew she was headed for trouble.
With the flash of his smile,
And his infamous guile,
Don Lothario made her heart turn to rubble.
^Spa type stuff for Spa Day release.
We were invited to Get Together,
But we’d reached the end of our tether,
Because we’re partied out,
And so we all shout,
“Hey, Maxis, Get It Together!”
^Inspired by yesterday's events.
So I tried to drown them in pools
But when they escaped
I saw I'd made a mistake
So I fed them to cowplants instead
Playing the sims since 2012
It puts all the others to shame
most players agree
So its not just me
I'm off to start simming again.
Yes, I give EA permission to put my limerick in a blog on TheSims.com and to credit it with my Forum User name.
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In sims 4 to his neighbours the snobs
Mortimer has to flee
Seen grim by the tree
As his death causes bella to sob
Yeah not great at these so i'll stop torturing you all with my simericks
Yes, I give EA permission to put my limerick in a blog on TheSims.com and to credit it with my Forum User name.
Read my Legacy story's or atttempt one of my Sims 4 challenges.
Charlii Mai's Blogs and Challenges
Read All of my Latest stories all in one place.
RainbowPlumbob (Wordpress)
@Charliimarli, please don't stop on my account, I love them.
Whose demeanor had always said Date Me
So one day I did
We ended up with a kid
And that was the last time I saw Jamie.
Who met a wise old fortune teller
They spoke of abductions
She didn't believe them
They couldn't have guessed any better
Since it's National Poetry Day in the UK, I thought I'd try a Sim description as a Simerick.
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