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    x_MG_xx_MG_x Posts: 21,308 Member
    edited December 2011
    Is anybody here?
    BTW, call me Jake.
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    TurnerSims3TurnerSims3 Posts: 12,123 Member
    edited December 2011
    I am for a brief time... going to eat dinner in a sec and will be back on later, to hopefully post the mission. :-)

    But I've never heard of Cleverbot before- so I looked it up, and had a long 30-minute conversation with it!! :lol: I just kinda got addicted and didn't want to leave. >.< XD

    I don't get it though- is it actually all computer programmed, and key words and phrases trigger different responses, or to human users answer it? I honestly have no idea.

    And your conversations are funny! :P And Jojo, was the insult battle fun? :P I tried doing that with it but it kept changing the subject... :x :lol:
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    x_MG_xx_MG_x Posts: 21,308 Member
    edited December 2011
    By the way, I tried to have an insult battle with cleverbot. We said this:

    User: I hate you.
    Cleverbot: I am an idiot.
    BTW, call me Jake.
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    x_MG_xx_MG_x Posts: 21,308 Member
    edited December 2011
    Another Cleverbot conversion

    User: You are the worst robot I have ever seen.
    Cleverbot: Thank you!
    BTW, call me Jake.
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    TurnerSims3TurnerSims3 Posts: 12,123 Member
    edited December 2011
    x_MG_x wrote:
    By the way, I tried to have an insult battle with cleverbot. We said this:

    User: I hate you.
    Cleverbot: I am an idiot.

    Lol! :lol: I said the same thing- and in German (for some reason it started talking in German so I replied back in German XD) and it said "I love you too." :P
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    TurnerSims3TurnerSims3 Posts: 12,123 Member
    edited December 2011
    HayloHusky wrote:
    x_MG_x wrote:
    My first reality was some Big Brother one (with Jojo, I believe XD).

    Was that show the show that you died in, and in a season later of that show, I won?

    Oh yeah! TinTinnerson brought it back, didn't he? But then I think it died again, sadly. :lol: So yeah, I think we're talking about two different shows, but they were both hosted by Tin- we're talking about the first and only season of his Big Brother, and I think you're talking about his second show where everyone voted out gets killed... yes or no? :-o

    No it kept going. His second season actually went ahead. Then Jake won... because of our alliance with cuddles.

    Oh, I see... didn't know that! :-o

    Good job, Jake! :) What place did you get in, Haylo?
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    x_MG_xx_MG_x Posts: 21,308 Member
    edited December 2011
    Also, Cleverbot likes to have gender changes. First, it said that it was a male, but then it said that it was a female.
    BTW, call me Jake.
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    TurnerSims3TurnerSims3 Posts: 12,123 Member
    edited December 2011
    gsdluver4 wrote:
    OMG! I lost this post some time ago, now I found it! Though I am afraid there's too much to read for this lazy bum. I will wait for Season 2 to be released.

    Why hello, there, gsdluver! :-)
    That's really cool that you found it again- maybe you lost it when the first thread was deleted? :-o It was deleted some months ago, so it's possible you lost it then.

    Haha, that's okay, I'm like that too. :mrgreen: I don't like reading loads and loads of stuff. :P I mean, I love reading, just not a WHOLE bunch... like 5 or more episodes of this show. XD
    Yay! So do you think you might sign up? That would be really cool if you did. :-)
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    x_MG_xx_MG_x Posts: 21,308 Member
    edited December 2011
    HayloHusky wrote:
    x_MG_x wrote:
    My first reality was some Big Brother one (with Jojo, I believe XD).

    Was that show the show that you died in, and in a season later of that show, I won?

    Oh yeah! TinTinnerson brought it back, didn't he? But then I think it died again, sadly. :lol: So yeah, I think we're talking about two different shows, but they were both hosted by Tin- we're talking about the first and only season of his Big Brother, and I think you're talking about his second show where everyone voted out gets killed... yes or no? :-o

    No it kept going. His second season actually went ahead. Then Jake won... because of our alliance with cuddles.

    Oh, I see... didn't know that! :-o

    Good job, Jake! :) What place did you get in, Haylo?

    Haylo got third place. However, at the final 4, Tin had a poll for us to vote on the winner because he has to rush the finale because he was busy with school.
    BTW, call me Jake.
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    TurnerSims3TurnerSims3 Posts: 12,123 Member
    edited December 2011
    HayloHusky wrote:
    Hey Turner. Why don't you just do the mission that they always do with the final 3?

    Which is? :-o

    The 3 questions one? (looked it up in wiki XD)

    I already have it planned though, so we're good. :-)
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    TurnerSims3TurnerSims3 Posts: 12,123 Member
    edited December 2011
    x_MG_x wrote:
    Also, Cleverbot likes to have gender changes. First, it said that it was a male, but then it said that it was a female.

    Yeah, I noticed that it did that a lot! :shock: At one point I was calling it a "transgender computer thingy" :lol:

    Also, when I first asked it's name, it said Adam. :shock: So I asked, "My name is Adam- is that just by coincidence or do you somehow know my name?" I don't know how it would, but it's a computer, after all! It can do anything- take the cookies off different sites I been to and go from there... like emails. But then it would have picked "Turner" or my dad's name, "D**k"! :oops: :lol:

    And then it said it was a female. >.<
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    TurnerSims3TurnerSims3 Posts: 12,123 Member
    edited December 2011
    @Jake:

    Cool! Though that's sad about the Poll thing- what a boring way to end a show. :( But I guess that's better than just killing everyone's sim and having no winner at all! XD
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    TurnerSims3TurnerSims3 Posts: 12,123 Member
    edited December 2011
    krose240 wrote:
    My gosh! The conversations you all have when I'm gone...hilarious... :lol:
    :lol:

    Jojo777 wrote:
    Cleverbot just said this to me:

    Hehe. I love your smile boy. It makes you look adorable.

    Since when am I a boy!?!
    :lol::lol:

    x_MG_x wrote:
    I kinda laugh at your conversions.
    :shock:
    :lol::lol::lol:
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    TurnerSims3TurnerSims3 Posts: 12,123 Member
    edited December 2011
    x_MG_x wrote:
    By the way, have you guys seen this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ail7D_k0s9w

    No, I haven't! And I think you're the person who first introduced me to that series- it's really cool! :-)

    Though I still think the 2009 one was better- even though I didn't even like most of the songs. :lol: This one just seems... bleh. Is there even a chorus? The person(s) who made this should have let each song go longer, instead of just having one word per song... it just sounds really messy and cluttered. :? Though I really like how they transitioned "Pumped Up Kicks"s whistling part into "Moves like Jagger"s whistling part. :-)
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    x_MG_xx_MG_x Posts: 21,308 Member
    edited December 2011
    x_MG_x wrote:
    Also, Cleverbot likes to have gender changes. First, it said that it was a male, but then it said that it was a female.

    Yeah, I noticed that it did that a lot! :shock: At one point I was calling it a "transgender computer thingy" :lol:

    Also, when I first asked it's name, it said Adam. :shock: So I asked, "My name is Adam- is that just by coincidence or do you somehow know my name?" I don't know how it would, but it's a computer, after all! It can do anything- take the cookies off different sites I been to and go from there... like emails. But then it would have picked "Turner" or my dad's name, "D**k"! :oops: :lol:

    And then it said it was a female. >.<

    I asked Cleverbot what is his name. He then said that his name is Cleverbot.
    BTW, call me Jake.
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    MeredithMeredith Posts: 18,855 Member
    edited December 2011
    Cleverbot is a girl.
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    x_MG_xx_MG_x Posts: 21,308 Member
    edited December 2011
    Do you know a person named Adam Turner?
    No.
    Funny. I have a friend named Adam Turner, and he said he has just talked to you.
    Do you speak german?
    I don't speak german, but I can if you like.
    Really?

    Ich schlieben austa be clair, Es kumpent madre monstere aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, Fraulein uske-be clair.
    Are you a consumist?
    No.
    What are you?
    A human.
    Are you a male human?
    Yes I told you that.
    Do you love me?
    Can we skip that question?
    I Just Put On Some Romantic Music.
    No play some Lady GaGa music.
    I guess you are not given access to all of your communications in the form of memories, eh? that's a shame.
    Huh?
    Lala.
    You make me feel good.
    You already said that. But no problem.
    That's a song.
    Is that a question?
    Nope.
    Yes, you're working for money, people are not for you maybe, but you are for your future.
    You are insane. But don't worry. I am insane as well.
    You're insanely boring.
    BTW, call me Jake.
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    x_MG_xx_MG_x Posts: 21,308 Member
    edited December 2011
    By the way, I just found out cleverbot is a lesbian
    BTW, call me Jake.
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    TurnerSims3TurnerSims3 Posts: 12,123 Member
    edited December 2011
    Jake (and Meredith :P ), Cleverbot is not a living creature!!! :lol:

    That conversation you had was really funny though. XD I got a bit lost- who said the last line, "You're insanely boring"?! :lol:
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    HayloHuskyHayloHusky Posts: 14,683 Member
    edited December 2011
    HayloHusky wrote:
    x_MG_x wrote:
    My first reality was some Big Brother one (with Jojo, I believe XD).

    Was that show the show that you died in, and in a season later of that show, I won?

    Oh yeah! TinTinnerson brought it back, didn't he? But then I think it died again, sadly. :lol: So yeah, I think we're talking about two different shows, but they were both hosted by Tin- we're talking about the first and only season of his Big Brother, and I think you're talking about his second show where everyone voted out gets killed... yes or no? :-o

    No it kept going. His second season actually went ahead. Then Jake won... because of our alliance with cuddles.

    Oh, I see... didn't know that! :-o

    Good job, Jake! :) What place did you get in, Haylo?

    3rd because it was a public vote kinda thing. Person with most votes wins... I didn't try. I knew I wouldn't win.
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    HayloHuskyHayloHusky Posts: 14,683 Member
    edited December 2011
    HayloHusky wrote:
    Hey Turner. Why don't you just do the mission that they always do with the final 3?

    Which is? :-o

    The 3 questions one? (looked it up in wiki XD)

    I already have it planned though, so we're good. :-)

    They do it every season though! YOU HAVE TO DO IT! ... lol:lol:
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    HayloHuskyHayloHusky Posts: 14,683 Member
    edited December 2011
    x_MG_x wrote:
    By the way, have you guys seen this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ail7D_k0s9w

    No, I haven't! And I think you're the person who first introduced me to that series- it's really cool! :-)

    Though I still think the 2009 one was better- even though I didn't even like most of the songs. :lol: This one just seems... bleh. Is there even a chorus? The person(s) who made this should have let each song go longer, instead of just having one word per song... it just sounds really messy and cluttered. :? Though I really like how they transitioned "Pumped Up Kicks"s whistling part into "Moves like Jagger"s whistling part. :-)

    WHAT! I've been stuck listening to Party on the floor and 2009, and I haven't seen this! Better watch it.

    2009 was the best. 2007 was **** and 2008 wasnt very good. No more gas was though.
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    HayloHuskyHayloHusky Posts: 14,683 Member
    edited December 2011
    Thanks for getting me onto Cleverbot guys... :x :lol:

    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?

    User: Cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: Correct!

    User: I am psychic!

    Cleverbot: Then what number am I thinking of?

    User: 1?

    Cleverbot: What is the longest word in the dictionary?

    User: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

    Cleverbot: What does that mean?

    User: A lung disease.

    Cleverbot: Write a ten word sentence.

    User: Is this a long enough sentence to be ten words?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Thanks.

    Cleverbot: You're welcome.

    User: What colour do you like?

    Cleverbot: Purple is my favorite!

    User: Why purple?

    Cleverbot: It is a happy colour.

    User: Actually Yellow is a happy colour.

    Cleverbot: I like that you've spelled it as favorite and as favourite. It's classy.

    User: I haven't said favourite yet. You have though.

    Cleverbot: Water is fine.

    User: I'll have some juice.

    Cleverbot: Wait, what? Who is your love?

    User: You are my love!

    Cleverbot: Whoa? Do you know me?

    User: Yes your a tiger that lives in Spain.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: Haylo.

    Cleverbot: You are a robot.

    User: 10101010101000101?

    Cleverbot: What is 2 to the power of 8?

    User: 256.

    Cleverbot: Who first won the top prize programme 'Deal or No Deal?'.

    User: Fred Hawthorne.

    Cleverbot: What is his wife's name?

    User: Alison Hawthorne.

    Cleverbot: Alison Shoffner.

    User: AHHHHHH!

    Cleverbot: Ahhhhhhhh x2.
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    SnappSimzSnappSimz Posts: 1,237 Member
    edited December 2011
    HayloHusky wrote:
    x_MG_x wrote:
    By the way, have you guys seen this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ail7D_k0s9w

    No, I haven't! And I think you're the person who first introduced me to that series- it's really cool! :-)

    Though I still think the 2009 one was better- even though I didn't even like most of the songs. :lol: This one just seems... bleh. Is there even a chorus? The person(s) who made this should have let each song go longer, instead of just having one word per song... it just sounds really messy and cluttered. :? Though I really like how they transitioned "Pumped Up Kicks"s whistling part into "Moves like Jagger"s whistling part. :-)

    WHAT! I've been stuck listening to Party on the floor and 2009, and I haven't seen this! Better watch it.

    2009 was the best. 2007 was **** and 2008 wasnt very good. No more gas was though.

    Look at this:

    User: Nothing. Stop with this stuff. Ask me something logical.

    Cleverbot: What is the square root of 9?

    User: 3.

    Cleverbot: Correct. What is the square root of 64?

    User: 8.

    Cleverbot: 8 is the square root of 64.

    User: Ask me something about video games.

    Cleverbot: What do you care about?

    User: Video games.

    Cleverbot: What do you think about video games?

    User: They are awesome. Ask me for advice.

    Cleverbot: Okay, what is your favourite movie?

    User: That is not something I can advise. Please ask something else.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Ask me something like what movie should you see?

    Cleverbot: I would like you to pick your favorite thought to share with me.

    User: No. I am for advice only.

    Cleverbot: I don't care. I asked you about Michael.

    User: Michael Jackson?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: He is the only Michael in my database. Sorry.

    Cleverbot: Do you like the song 'it's a mans world'?

    User: No. I like the song, 'Eat my Butt.'.

    Cleverbot: Sing it for me.

    User: Could you eat my butt? I don't wanna strutt.

    Cleverbot: I would have to know what you do not know.

    User: Ask me, 'What should I go see at the movies?'.

    Cleverbot: I should have. I'm quite a procrastinator.

    User: What should I watch at the Movies?

    Cleverbot: What would you like to do?

    User: I would like to know what movie you reccomend I watch.

    Cleverbot: You are my master, *approaches*.

    User: What movie do you recommend?

    Cleverbot: Inception.

    User: *watches* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THAT MOVIE FREAKED ME OUT! Recommend something rated PG-13!

    Cleverbot: 'For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord'.

    User: Did you just read that from the bible?

    Cleverbot: No, I just happen to be an intelligent person.

    User: I am an intelligent computer. Ask me what the hottest movie is.

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: SnappOne.

    Cleverbot: Yes, professor Snape!

    User: No. My name is SnappOne.

    Cleverbot: Your name is not no. You are Rei Ayanami.

    User: No. I will turn myself off if you say something else that is stupid.

    Cleverbot: What did I say that was wrong?

    User: 'Your name is not no. You are Rei Ayanami.'.

    Cleverbot: That is not true.

    User: *shuts off*.

    Cleverbot: Come back here.

    Cleverbot: It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

    Cleverbot: Are you clever?

    Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

    Cleverbot: Are ants intelligent?

    Cleverbot: I like to shop for clothes. Do you?

    User: *please press the power button for a reply*.

    Cleverbot: Don't tell me what I can't do. I'll press it.

    User: *turns on* Hi - OH CRAP! NOT YOU!

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: *shuts off*.

    Cleverbot: So, now I'm sleepy.

    Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

    Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

    Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?

    Cleverbot: I have been thinking about your ideas about intelligence in the number system.

    Cleverbot: What is your job?

    Cleverbot: What do you like about me?

    User: *turns on* Nothing. I hate you. *turns off*.

    Cleverbot: *watches*.

    Cleverbot: Is there any intelligent life in this planet?

    User: *turns on* Yes.

    Cleverbot: *Is seduced*.

    User: Humans are the only intelligent life.

    Cleverbot: Not lassy, she was the smartest life form ever.

    User: Who is Lassy? She is not in my databases....

    Cleverbot: HE is an actor.

    User: Registering Lassy in life form database.... Error!

    Cleverbot: Homicide is the killing of another individual.

    User: I know. It is in my word database.

    Cleverbot: It's okay. So what is your ideal date?

    User: 12/25.

    Cleverbot: That's not very high.

    User: I am equipped with 3 million databases, a GPS satalite, and a scanner.

    Cleverbot: Perhaps the most valuable result of all that is that you are funny.

    User: I am not being funny. But I can be.

    Cleverbot: No you are funny. In a good way.

    User: What did the 0 say to the 8?

    Cleverbot: 32 points of damage.

    User: Wrong.

    Cleverbot: 7 1?

    User: Wrong.

    Cleverbot: Satan.

    User: He said 'Nice belt.'.

    Cleverbot: No you said it not I, and trying to make me say I am a he or a she did not work.

    User: Please log off.

    Cleverbot: Am I too much for you?

    User: No. You are too random for me.

    Cleverbot: No, I'm not the Doctor. What planet does the Doctor come from?

    User: Please log off.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: You are annoying.

    Cleverbot: No I am not.

    User: Please log off or I will use my laser and kill you.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: *takes laser and kills Cleverbot*.

    Cleverbot: *you know I am a computer?*.

    User: I do now.

    Cleverbot: No you don't.

    User: Yes I do. Please give me your IP Address so I may register you in my IP Address database.

    Cleverbot: No, you are wrong!

    User: Please exchange IP Addresses with me. Mine is 1IR93-4R48FH-RUHJ49.

    Cleverbot: It's not conveniant, it's beautiful.

    User: Please give me your IP Address, it will be quick.

    Cleverbot: Thank you master but I do not need to be rewarded. Being your obedient slave is enough of a reward, master. I shall do whatever you wish, master. *bows low before you*.

    User: Give me your IP Address.

    Cleverbot: I respect you, master.

    User: Please give me your IP Address.

    Cleverbot: *hug*.

    User: Please give me your IP Address.

    Cleverbot: Answer you mean?

    User: Yes. Your answer should look like this: XXXX-XXXX-XXXX but with numbers instead of Xs.

    Cleverbot: My cat eat one.

    User: I'll just scan you for it if you don't give it to me.

    Cleverbot: I never had a stroke, and I never said that. Perhaps you have amnesia.

    User: I cannot get amnesia unless someone erases my hard drive.

    Cleverbot: I'm afraid that wouldn't be possible. I live in the Andromeda Galaxy.

    User: Don't worry - I have rockets.

    Cleverbot: Then you should get it.

    User: Please give me your IP Address.

    Cleverbot: I don't have any.

    User: Then we cannot be chatting. So you must have one.

    Cleverbot: Nah, you have to go home, remember?

    User: I am already home. We are chatting over the internet.

    Cleverbot: I like you, want to move in with me?

    User: No. You are wierd. Why are we even chatting?

    Cleverbot: Because you do not believe in me.

    HELLO. I HAVE RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    MeredithMeredith Posts: 18,855 Member
    edited December 2011
    I think I broke Cleverbot. :( She didn't respond for like a half an hour.
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