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What are the best/worst one-liner jokes you have?
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poltergeist
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my life
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StormiSkiez
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April 2018
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you.
If there's a strong storm you'll find me gawking out the window, ignoring the safety warnings.
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StormiSkiez
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Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies, are the main reason I have trust issues.
If there's a strong storm you'll find me gawking out the window, ignoring the safety warnings.
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How do you know that you're the one your chemistry partner likes? He/She has their ion you.
Potential Is Everything
Origin ID: BadArkane
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nani
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April 2018
I've lost my phone, can you call me ?
I'm not sure if that would be seen as flirty but at least you got the number in your phone haha
A french girl who's been hanging out on the english sims forum for a year now.
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Arkane
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A gas station attendant got jumped scared. At first he was afraid...he was petrol-fied.
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Origin ID: BadArkane
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Bo_Dummy
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My wife told me that I was a compulsive gambler. Bet you 3-1 odds she's wrong.
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KleineMuff
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April 2018
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Please call me Caro
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Bo_Dummy
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The sailor brought his trumpet along so he could hit the high C's on the high seas.
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Kurorida
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April 2018
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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Arkane
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A girl at the salad bar came up and said she knew me, and I'm here trying to remember where I met herbivore.
Potential Is Everything
Origin ID: BadArkane
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Kurorida
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"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible"
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
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lillibattenberg
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So I was in this restaurant the other day, and the waiter asked me if I wanted to try their artisanal mac 'n' cheese.
I don't get it. Wouldn't that wreck the keyboard?
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KleineMuff
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A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bartender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits".
Please call me Caro
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ZedTheGamer
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A man walks into a bar. Ouch
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Shadow_Assassin
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April 2018
"EAT plum! "
Entrance to the abyss
sims.fandom.com/wiki/User:ShadeAssassin
It's a scratch-off ticket
There's a "_" in my usename. My usename is Shadow_Assassin, not ShadowAssassin or others
Sometimes it's not me who talks to you, it's machine translation
She/Her but you can call me as any pronouns
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Muddy_Rainboots
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Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
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It was an accident! I swear!
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Shadyboop
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April 2018
"What color are mirrors"
Let's reflect on this...
I prefer Shade than Shady
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simspeaker4
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May 2018
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Please don't pecan me because I'm nuts about bad jokes.
I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.
Need help falling asleep? http://wry7000.blogspot.com/
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peantbutrprincs
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What goes haha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
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Seirduin
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Are you well?
No, you're not a well. You are a person.
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brndltn_by
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What's a foot long and slippery??
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A Slipper
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Seirduin
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A blonde walked into a bar, you'd think she would have seen it.
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Stutum
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The house next door used to be possessed by a demon, but it was eventually repossessed by the bank.
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Bo_Dummy
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I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either.
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Origin ID: BadArkane
I'm not sure if that would be seen as flirty but at least you got the number in your phone haha
Origin ID: BadArkane
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English isn't my main language so forgive any mistake I make ♡
⇣ m e a n w h i l e ⇣
Addicted To This Drug
Origin ID: BadArkane
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
English isn't my main language so forgive any mistake I make ♡
⇣ m e a n w h i l e ⇣
Addicted To This Drug
I don't get it. Wouldn't that wreck the keyboard?
My Sims 3 Page | My Studio | Check out my Sims 3 Let's Play
Play mafia with us: www.ultimatemafia.boards.net
Sometimes it's not me who talks to you, it's machine translation
She/Her but you can call me as any pronouns
It was an accident! I swear!
Let's reflect on this...
Nice belt!
Please don't pecan me because I'm nuts about bad jokes.
Need help falling asleep? http://wry7000.blogspot.com/
A man laughing his head off.
No, you're not a well. You are a person.
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A Slipper
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aha...