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    colton147colton147 Posts: 9,663 Member
    edited April 2015 in Off Topic Chat
    The Sims 5 has been confirmed!
    grandtheftplumbob_zps77px7nsl.jpg

    So innovative... So tactile... It even has toddlers!

    This is a joke thread.
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      crzy_gal_101crzy_gal_101 Posts: 1,856 Member
      Where's Justine?
      Official Katy Perry Sim: http://goo.gl/Vxo3Be
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      colton147colton147 Posts: 9,663 Member
      crzy_gal_101 wrote: »
      Where's Justine?

      Not sure. :s
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      icmnfrshicmnfrsh Posts: 18,789 Member
      crzy_gal_101 wrote: »
      Where's Justine?

      She'll be a dummied out feature that you can unlock through a mod that'll be named "Hot Justine". There you have to serve your Queen Justine by giving her refreshing drinks to keep her from getting too hot.
      Don't manhandle the urchin. He's not for sale. FIND YOUR OWN! - Xenon the Antiquarian, Dragon Age II

      Race Against the Clock: Can your elder sim turn back the clock before their time runs out?
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      ArkaneArkane Posts: 20,224 Member
      icmnfrsh wrote: »
      crzy_gal_101 wrote: »
      Where's Justine?

      She'll be a dummied out feature that you can unlock through a mod that'll be named "Hot Justine". There you have to serve your Queen Justine by giving her refreshing drinks to keep her from getting too hot.

      Man for a minute I thought this was going into Parental Advisory territory hahaha.
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      dreamerz13dreamerz13 Posts: 9,927 Member
      edited April 2015
      You could at least like crop out the grand theft plumbob logo first, or make a crappy sims 5 logo to paste over it.
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      colton147colton147 Posts: 9,663 Member
      edited April 2015
      dreamerz13 wrote: »
      You could at least like crop out the grand theft plumbob logo first, or make a crappy sims 5 logo to paste over it.

      Someone made it and posted it a few days earlier. I am using this image as one of my joke threads. :)
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      jcp011c2jcp011c2 Posts: 10,861 Member
      adayinthelife942 wrote: »
      icmnfrsh wrote: »
      crzy_gal_101 wrote: »
      Where's Justine?

      She'll be a dummied out feature that you can unlock through a mod that'll be named "Hot Justine". There you have to serve your Queen Justine by giving her refreshing drinks to keep her from getting too hot.

      Man for a minute I thought this was going into Parental Advisory territory hahaha.

      Rated "J". For Justine of course.
      It's kind of sad that I have to point out that anything I say is only just my opinion and may be a different one from someone else.
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      dreamerz13dreamerz13 Posts: 9,927 Member
      colton147 wrote: »
      dreamerz13 wrote: »
      You could at least like crop out the grand theft plumbob logo first, or make a crappy sims 5 logo to paste over it.

      Someone made it and posted it a few days later. I am using this image as one of my joke threads. :)

      Yes, but still you gotta disguise it better, with the hope that it would actually fool somebody (though I'm concerned about whoever it would fool, this is clearly better than we can expect from TS5, but anyway)
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      jcp011c2jcp011c2 Posts: 10,861 Member
      dreamerz13 wrote: »
      colton147 wrote: »
      dreamerz13 wrote: »
      You could at least like crop out the grand theft plumbob logo first, or make a crappy sims 5 logo to paste over it.

      Someone made it and posted it a few days later. I am using this image as one of my joke threads. :)

      Yes, but still you gotta disguise it better, with the hope that it would actually fool somebody (though I'm concerned about whoever it would fool, this is clearly better than we can expect from TS5, but anyway)

      Nonsense this won't fool anyone. Right there I see cars, toddlers and what looks to be an open world. Sims 5 base game will just be a non-pixilated white screen for 3 months until the first DLC comes out, then you actually get Sims! :o
      It's kind of sad that I have to point out that anything I say is only just my opinion and may be a different one from someone else.
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      dreamerz13dreamerz13 Posts: 9,927 Member
      jcp011c2 wrote: »
      dreamerz13 wrote: »
      colton147 wrote: »
      dreamerz13 wrote: »
      You could at least like crop out the grand theft plumbob logo first, or make a crappy sims 5 logo to paste over it.

      Someone made it and posted it a few days later. I am using this image as one of my joke threads. :)

      Yes, but still you gotta disguise it better, with the hope that it would actually fool somebody (though I'm concerned about whoever it would fool, this is clearly better than we can expect from TS5, but anyway)

      Nonsense this won't fool anyone. Right there I see cars, toddlers and what looks to be an open world. Sims 5 base game will just be a non-pixilated white screen for 3 months until the first DLC comes out, then you actually get Sims! :o

      Shhhh.... don't give them ideas!
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      jcp011c2jcp011c2 Posts: 10,861 Member
      edited April 2015
      dreamerz13 wrote: »
      jcp011c2 wrote: »
      dreamerz13 wrote: »
      colton147 wrote: »
      dreamerz13 wrote: »
      You could at least like crop out the grand theft plumbob logo first, or make a crappy sims 5 logo to paste over it.

      Someone made it and posted it a few days later. I am using this image as one of my joke threads. :)

      Yes, but still you gotta disguise it better, with the hope that it would actually fool somebody (though I'm concerned about whoever it would fool, this is clearly better than we can expect from TS5, but anyway)

      Nonsense this won't fool anyone. Right there I see cars, toddlers and what looks to be an open world. Sims 5 base game will just be a non-pixilated white screen for 3 months until the first DLC comes out, then you actually get Sims! :o

      Shhhh.... don't give them ideas!

      Sorry --I don't want to pull them away from the Sims-twitter game they're developing. (Does twitter even have games? If it does they're likely working on that model, because it's the "new" thing and they will find out 3 years from now most fans don't give a rat's behind about incorporating online networking into the series.)
      It's kind of sad that I have to point out that anything I say is only just my opinion and may be a different one from someone else.
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      icmnfrshicmnfrsh Posts: 18,789 Member
      jcp011c2 wrote: »
      dreamerz13 wrote: »
      jcp011c2 wrote: »
      dreamerz13 wrote: »
      colton147 wrote: »
      dreamerz13 wrote: »
      You could at least like crop out the grand theft plumbob logo first, or make a crappy sims 5 logo to paste over it.

      Someone made it and posted it a few days later. I am using this image as one of my joke threads. :)

      Yes, but still you gotta disguise it better, with the hope that it would actually fool somebody (though I'm concerned about whoever it would fool, this is clearly better than we can expect from TS5, but anyway)

      Nonsense this won't fool anyone. Right there I see cars, toddlers and what looks to be an open world. Sims 5 base game will just be a non-pixilated white screen for 3 months until the first DLC comes out, then you actually get Sims! :o

      Shhhh.... don't give them ideas!

      Sorry --I don't want to pull them away from the Sims-twitter game they're developing. (Does twitter even have games? If it does they're likely working on that model, because it's the "new" thing and they will find out 3 years from now most fans don't give a rat's behind about incorporating online networking into the series.)

      Ooh. The next Sims game accepts commands through tweets, like those old school text adventure games.

      immasimplayur: Simantha, take angry poop. #TakingADumpAfterBeingDumped
      ashcakes2002: Breanna, take 100 bathroom mirror selfies, choose 5 to apply a filter to, and post on Simstagram #ScrewTheHaters
      Don't manhandle the urchin. He's not for sale. FIND YOUR OWN! - Xenon the Antiquarian, Dragon Age II

      Race Against the Clock: Can your elder sim turn back the clock before their time runs out?
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      lemonfreshnesslemonfreshness Posts: 147 Member
      What's funniest about this thread is that the current state of these forums is that you have to add a small note to the bottom of it to say it's a joke.
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      HephaestionHephaestion Posts: 1,445 Member
      edited April 2015
      Yeah, I heard about the upcoming Sims 5. About 🐸🐸🐸🐸 time.

      So sorry that they killed off Justine Keaton. Sad. Just not enough people liked her (or is it him? Justin Keaton?... ugh, so forgettable).

      Maybe there'll be a memorial or a natural landscape (since they're bringing back open world) or something in her name. Maybe they'll have the Grand Justine Tetons that you can climb up with the Sims 5 mountain climbing expansion (There and Back Again with more Rocks) and there'll be yetis with Justine Keaton's face.


      Yay! I killed this thread :) I mean, I'm so sorry I killed this thread :(
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      5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      edited April 2015
      From what I understand, Sims 7 will be a prequel to Sims 1. It takes place about 10 years before TS1 on the Sim timeline. :tongue:

      EDIT: Oops! I wasn't suppose to tell! Ding-dang it! Rest assured that Sims will keep going... The game quality won't, but the game will.
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
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      jcp011c2jcp011c2 Posts: 10,861 Member
      edited April 2015
      5782341b77vl wrote: »
      From what I understand, Sims 7 will be a prequel to Sims 1. It takes place about 10 years before TS1 on the Sim timeline. :tongue:

      EDIT: Oops! I wasn't suppose to tell! Ding-dang it! Rest assured that Sims will keep going... The game quality won't, but the game will.

      Well from what I heard, the specs they are programming for Sims 6 is going to be low enough that even people who can't play Sims 1 will be able to play it on their computers.
      It's kind of sad that I have to point out that anything I say is only just my opinion and may be a different one from someone else.
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      ModseyModsey Posts: 1,468 Member
      I've heard that in Sims 5 they're bringing back the open world but it's empty and it can only hold one household. Also cars, we might get cars but they're just decoration, they can't be used
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      jcp011c2jcp011c2 Posts: 10,861 Member
      Modsey wrote: »
      I've heard that in Sims 5 they're bringing back the open world but it's empty and it can only hold one household. Also cars, we might get cars but they're just decoration, they can't be used

      My understanding was that the Sims in Sims 5 are also going to be unusable decorations. It's a build/buy format only, with a total of two color patterns for items, with nothing matching.
      It's kind of sad that I have to point out that anything I say is only just my opinion and may be a different one from someone else.
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      ModseyModsey Posts: 1,468 Member
      That many? This is going to be the best Sims game ever!
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      jcp011c2jcp011c2 Posts: 10,861 Member
      Modsey wrote: »
      That many? This is going to be the best Sims game ever!

      Yes but the color swatches are orange/blue and aqua/yellow for some items, and purple/green and gold/pink for other items. Have fun with that!
      It's kind of sad that I have to point out that anything I say is only just my opinion and may be a different one from someone else.
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      HephaestionHephaestion Posts: 1,445 Member
      i'm bummed out that sims 5 will require the next gen version of oculus rift ($550) and hololens ($2,000) just to play. we're not made of money, ea! but at least now i can overlay the game on my kitchen floor and move my sims around with subtle eye twitches.
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      Olivesplum06Olivesplum06 Posts: 1,076 Member
      colton147 wrote: »
      The Sims 5 has been confirmed!
      grandtheftplumbob_zps77px7nsl.jpg

      So innovative... So tactile... It even has toddlers!

      This is a joke thread.

      You must enjoy being a troll.
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      colton147colton147 Posts: 9,663 Member
      Olivesplum06 wrote: »
      You must enjoy being a troll.

      I am no troll though... :'(
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      icmnfrshicmnfrsh Posts: 18,789 Member
      colton147 wrote: »
      Olivesplum06 wrote: »
      You must enjoy being a troll.

      I am no troll though... :'(

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      Just replace the word 'man' and there you have it.
      Don't manhandle the urchin. He's not for sale. FIND YOUR OWN! - Xenon the Antiquarian, Dragon Age II

      Race Against the Clock: Can your elder sim turn back the clock before their time runs out?
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      colton147colton147 Posts: 9,663 Member
      icmnfrsh wrote: »
      Just replace the word 'man' and there you have it.

      I am 50% man, 49% woman, and 1% other. ;)
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