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That Lego kit is illegal. XD
Ah, nice. ^^
I can't see the image.
Leave my old butt alone, I'm fixing it as fast as I can
I don't know if I've ever used the second kind...
Better school habits...I'm attempting to break my bad habit of procrastination
...I'm staying out of the picture thing
Most likely caught as scum and best theme-Google Translate, 4th annual Scummies win!
Chapter 4
@Dekay, Dylan, Patrick, and Kyle had now been living comfortably on the island for months now. Years, really, but saying 24 months sounds a lot longer than two years. Have you ever noticed that? Like if someone were to tell you "Oh, I gave birth in less than a year", you'd be like "Wow, that was quick!" But if they said to you "I was pregnant for 10 months", you'd be like "Dang, that is a long time for a parasite to be eating half your food while sitting on your bladder."
Anyway!
It was getting to be dinnertime, and everyone's tummy was rumbling. While eating nothing but seafood and tropical fruits may sound luxurious, Dekay was longing for a Ninja burger and Yuzu Fizz from McDonald's.
"I'm so sick of being on this island," she whined as they headed down to the shoreline to catch their dinner.
Dylan rolled his eyes.
"Well, maybe if you knew how to swim, we could finally leave."
"Are you suggesting that we could just swim home," snapped Dekay. "Also, I thought you were one of the ones that couldn't swim?"
"I don't know, and I'm too lazy to check," replied Dylan.
"What," said Dekay.
"What," said Dylan.
"Look, it doesn't matter who could swim and who couldn't when the cruise ship flipped upside down a la The Poseidon Adventure," said Patrick. "We taught that person to swim, it's just you that's holding up the storyline now, Dekay."
"The what," said Dekay.
"Yoo-hoo," called a voice from the rocks. "We can teach you how to swim."
"What the h e c c," shouted Dekay, stumbling back into Kyle.
To everyone's surprise, there were two mermaids sitting on the rocks.
"Don't be afraid," the first called again. "This definitely isn't like this creepy scene in Peter Pan." She was a tall and beautiful college student, with a long, elegant dolphinesque tail. "I'm @bellagorilla ."
"We won't hurt you," echoed the other one. She was chubby and middled aged and appeared to be half sea lion, or possibly manatee. She went scarlet as she leered at Patrick, who was now shirtless. Because all the guys were now shirtless, their shirts had disintegrated.
"Who's the thirst queen," asked Dekay.
"Her," Bella said, shrugging. "I don't know. She keeps on calling me her Auntie Minty, but we are not related," she emphasized.
"Ok, well, I know you're lying Bella, because I can see the weirdo crossing her fingers behind her back."
"Minty!" hissed Bella.
"I'm sorry," Minty sniffled. "you know I don't like lying!"
"Haha! She's joking! She's joking," Bella said, while pushing Minty into the ocean. Well, more like trying to, but Minty only slid a little ways down the rocks, in a comedic fashion. "Just get in the water and we'll show you how to swim like us and you'll be eating Samurai burgers in no time!"
"I wanted Ninja burgers," said Dekay sulkily.
"Yes, those too," Bella nodded. "Just get in the water."
"Ew," said Dekay.
"Dekay, how are we going to get home if you don't let these hot mermaids teach you how to swim?" asked Patrick.
"H-hot?" stammered Minty, turning red again. Dekay glared at her.
"Well, you could always ask the witch," said Bella. "She might be able to be able to brew you up a spell to help you swim."
"I'm not going to see no witch," shouted Dekay.
"Herbalist," called a voice from behind them, up where the shore met the meadow.
"We surrounded," gasped Dekay.
A red headed witch with a basket of flowers on her back and followed by cats came toward them.
"You know, it's really offensive when you gossip about me and use archaic slurs like 'witch'," the witch glared haughtily at the mermaids. She turned back toward Dekay.
" @Zinniavanilla herbalist and flower specialist, at your service," she said, bowing with a dramatic flourish. The cats also bowed.
To be continued two years from now...
Has minty done these before cuz it says chapter 4 at the top
Yes. XD
How long has this been going on?
Ok
Since 2017.
Do you think she will ever finish it (if she does it will probably be like 2100)
A fic can go on forever. XD So I'd say never.
I was looking back at old posts that had "Dylan Kyle" in it cuz the original KyKay fic didn't have Patrick in it and I found this post. LOL. I'M DEAD.
For 4 chapters.
It even has a theme song.
https://youtu.be/X2WH8mHJnhM
Patrick was in it before, because it was decided you and one of the guys couldn't swim and another guy was needed to rescue both. Although he was added later.
I still literally, fully, cannot with this comment