Corrupt Wishes (Game)

Arturius27

This is a favorite of mine on the forums. This may or may not have been done before on this particular site, but here it goes.

The object of the game is to corrupt the above person's wish and to create your own wish.

Ex.
P1: I wish for a million dollars.
P2: Granted, but you spend that million dollars on a mountain of 🐸🐸🐸🐸. I wish for a fluffy pink invisible unicorn (and so on)

Alright, lets begin.

I wish for everything in the store to be put into the base game for free.

Slit518

Agreed, but EA says YOU have to take the objects from the store 1 by 1 and program them into the base game, re distribute all the copies and make sure everyone knows about their refund the the old copy for this new copy with minor improvements. Oh, and anybody who bought a Sim Points card, you have to refund that money too. Just you though.

I wish there was a create a lifetime goal in the Sims 3 game. :twisted:

Maddparrot

Slit518 wrote:

I wish there was a create a lifetime goal in the Sims 3 game.

Granted! Although the only choices you get deal with gnomes.
Evil gnomes .... that like to dance!
I wish zombies were back into the Sims.

transcendentaltree

Maddparrot wrote:

Arturius27 wrote:

I wish for everything in the store to be put into the base game for free.

Granted! all the things in an erotic cake store are now in the game! enjoy! =p (Never said what store!)

I wish zombies were back into the Sims.

Yes but they take over the entire sim neighborhood because there are no gun-toting tough guys in the sims. They are also infertile. So you eventually end up with everyone dead or undead. And the conversation just isn't that great with the undead. :P

I wish we could adjust sim height.

Arturius27

Granted. You can choose between being a giant and being a midget.

I wish for a warm slice of pizza...

Saskia507

Granted but you burn your tongue and the piece falls on your computer and destroys it when the sauce leaks in between the keys.

I wish you could have farm animals in the game.

pinkdoombunny

Arturius27 wrote:

Granted. You can choose between being a giant and being a midget.

I wish for a warm slice of pizza...

Unfortunately it's anchovy pizza

I wish I could have a pet great dane

CleoTheMuse

Arturius27 wrote:

Granted. You can choose between being a giant and being a midget.

I wish for a warm slice of pizza...

Granted, but you must wear it as your only piece of clothing...for a week...and then you must eat it.

I wish for Sim babies that don't look like toads.

Zelda_Harkain

CleoTheMuse wrote:

Arturius27 wrote:

Granted. You can choose between being a giant and being a midget.

I wish for a warm slice of pizza...

Granted, but you must wear it as your only piece of clothing...for a week...and then you must eat it.

I wish for Sim babies that don't look like toads.

Granted, they will look like frogs ^.^

I wish for a Nanny for my kids

transcendentaltree

Granted, but she's a naughty nanny and she breaks up the couple when the dad sim gets a little too interested.

I wish they would make another University EP.

Mcbean

transcendentaltree wrote:

Granted, but she's a naughty nanny and she breaks up the couple when the dad sim gets a little too interested.

I wish they would make another University EP.

Granted, but it'll be the last Episode they bring out just a month before The SIMS 4.

I wish for weather. (But I really wish my Sims didn't have such big booties. They all seem to, and exercise doesn't seem to make it any less wide. But weather, yeah, that'd be dandy.)

Cheers.

Mcbean

Mandy347

Mcbean wrote:

transcendentaltree wrote:

Granted, but she's a naughty nanny and she breaks up the couple when the dad sim gets a little too interested.

I wish they would make another University EP.

Granted, but it'll be the last Episode they bring out just a month before The SIMS 4.

I wish for weather. (But I really wish my Sims didn't have such big booties. They all seem to, and exercise doesn't seem to make it any less wide. But weather, yeah, that'd be dandy.)

Cheers.

Mcbean

Granted, but the effects crash your computer every time it snows.

I wish they'd bring back WooHoo'ing in public.

caitlinx00

Alright, but every time you sims woohoo in public they get arrested and they're likely to die of starvation in prison.

I wish we had real aliens back.

Christinaaaa

Granted, but the only person you could woohoo with is goopy from TS2



I wish sims still had hot tubs.

Mamma_Stumon

Mandy347 wrote:

Granted, but the effects crash your computer every time it snows.

I wish they'd bring back WooHoo'ing in public.

Granted, but everytime you public woo hoo your sim gets arrested and loses his/her/their job, cars, furnture, and all money except $12.91 just to get bailed out of jail.

I wish they would bring back the tombstone of L&D.

Mandy347

Christinaaaa wrote:

Granted, but the only person you could woohoo with is goopy from TS2



I wish sims still had hot tubs.

Gyah! Not Goopy! A lifetime of celibacy will be in store for my Sims if that's the case.

Granted, but the water turns the Sims' hair a horrible shade of green.

TwilightWaterlily

Granted, but it'll crash your Sims game every time you try and use it.

I wish the next expansion pack would be about MAGIC, not work!

Edit: Ouch, too slow....

cheffaking

I wish the next expansion pack would be about MAGIC, not work!

Your wish is my command, but all the magic will be cast upon YOU.


I wish I actually looked like some of my sims.