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      StormsviewStormsview Posts: 2,603 Member

      Interviewer: well looks like your the best man for the job.
      :) Unemployed man: smiles and shakes the Interviewers hand. Thank you, sir.
      Interviewer: Can I contact you through your Facebook?
      :| Unemployed man: don't have one,
      Interviewer: well ok twitter,?
      :/ Unemployed man: noo don't have that one.
      The interviewer, Instagram? Snapchat is fine.
      :/ The unemployed man, nope don't have either one.
      The interviewer giving the guy a strange look, your Email address will just have to do, then I can add you to our network.
      :# The unemployed man, No, sorry don't have one.
      The interviewer checks the man's name on his network again, he stops and get up from his desk fast, step back and stared at the man, then said sorry sir, I can not hire you.
      :| The unemployed man said why? you said I was the best man for the job.
      The interviewer, Because legally you're dead. :D
      The unemployed man, :s
      we'll give you a full refund. Just make sure you make your request within 24 hours after you first launch the game, within seven days from your date of purchase, or within seven days from the game's release date if you pre-ordered, whichever comes first.
      Who said EA doesn't have a sense of humor
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      4thStreet4thStreet Posts: 69 Member
      Crazy? I was crazy once! My parents locked me a rubber room! A round rubber room! They told me to sit in the corner! I died looking for that corner! They buried me in a hole! A dark hole! A dark cold hole! That's where the worms lived! They live in my brain now! They wiggle around all day! It makes me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once....
      Take care of yourself, and each other!
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      DubstequtieDubstequtie Posts: 45 Member
      Cool S will forever be cool.
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      HenrinatorHenrinator Posts: 55 Member
      Potato
      Hello there (• _ •)
      You can also find me here: Origin ID: Henrinatoren | Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198057159691/
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      DubstequtieDubstequtie Posts: 45 Member
      @Henrinator dang why didn't I think of that! xD
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      LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
      Henrinator wrote: »
      Potato

      Yes? XD
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      Just vibing...
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      RedDestiny92RedDestiny92 Posts: 7,850 Member
      edited May 2018
      Cheesecake...cheese...milk....vitamins...Cheesecake is a vitamin.

      Wait no...Cake....flour...sugar...eggs...milk nope still in there it's a vitamin.
      Reddestiny921 on the gallery...still not sure if I capitalized the second d..lol
      All the sims err'day
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      ShadyboopShadyboop Posts: 6,751 Member
      RedDestiny92 wrote: »
      Cheesecake...cheese...milk....vitamins...Cheesecake is a vitamin.

      Wait no...Cake....flour...sugar...eggs...milk nope still in there it's a vitamin.

      Huh?
      I prefer Shade than Shady
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      LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
      Shadyboop wrote: »
      RedDestiny92 wrote: »
      Cheesecake...cheese...milk....vitamins...Cheesecake is a vitamin.

      Wait no...Cake....flour...sugar...eggs...milk nope still in there it's a vitamin.

      Huh?

      CHEESECAKE IS A VITAMIN
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      Just vibing...
      Check out my stories The Diversity Club and Lost Pride here on the forums!
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      simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
      Whatever the weather, as long as we're together, never ever will things get better.
      I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

      Need help falling asleep? http://wry7000.blogspot.com/
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      ShadyboopShadyboop Posts: 6,751 Member
      LyricSimsz15 wrote: »
      Shadyboop wrote: »
      RedDestiny92 wrote: »
      Cheesecake...cheese...milk....vitamins...Cheesecake is a vitamin.

      Wait no...Cake....flour...sugar...eggs...milk nope still in there it's a vitamin.

      Huh?

      CHEESECAKE IS A VITAMIN

      I don't get it
      I prefer Shade than Shady
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      LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
      Here's a little lesson for you, don't ever be mean to dogs. You don't know about their life. For all you know, It could've been really ruff.
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      Just vibing...
      Check out my stories The Diversity Club and Lost Pride here on the forums!
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      ShadyboopShadyboop Posts: 6,751 Member
      One of my sim's surname is Laurel...
      I prefer Shade than Shady
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      LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
      Shadyboop wrote: »
      One of my sim's surname is Laurel...

      That's weird. Why would you give them Yanny as a surname?


      hehe
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      Just vibing...
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      ShadyboopShadyboop Posts: 6,751 Member
      LyricSimsz15 wrote: »
      Shadyboop wrote: »
      One of my sim's surname is Laurel...

      That's weird. Why would you give them Yanny as a surname?


      hehe

      Well he/she is subject to mockery...
      I prefer Shade than Shady
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      simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
      That's another fine meme you've gotten me into, Stan!
      I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

      Need help falling asleep? http://wry7000.blogspot.com/
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      ShadyboopShadyboop Posts: 6,751 Member
      simspeaker4 wrote: »
      That's another fine meme you've gotten me into, Stan!

      wat
      I prefer Shade than Shady
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      LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
      simspeaker4 wrote: »
      That's another fine meme you've gotten me into, Stan!

      Dang it, Stan!
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      Crafty_Crafty_ Posts: 3,381 Member
      apple pie.
      oh
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      GracelishGracelish Posts: 114 Member
      I've recently adopted the WWBPD lifestyle. (What Would Bob Pancakes Do)
      here's hoping we collide
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      Hippie_SimmerHippie_Simmer Posts: 1,078 Member
      Curly purple French Fries zooming past the window at 100 MPH. :lol:
      And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -Led Zeppelin
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      LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
      Susan, please stop gifting me spatulas. I have too many of them. If you gift me one more, I will smack you on the head with it.

      Thank you.
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      AilurophiletteAilurophilette Posts: 49 Member
      Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
      -
      Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
      Origin ID: Ailurophilette | The Honeycomb Legacy |
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      AilurophiletteAilurophilette Posts: 49 Member
      Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

      Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

      Doctor: "Nine."
      Origin ID: Ailurophilette | The Honeycomb Legacy |
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      simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
      Shadyboop wrote: »
      simspeaker4 wrote: »
      That's another fine meme you've gotten me into, Stan!

      wat

      A reference to Laurel and Hardy. And it was silly.

      Meanwhile... cream cheese is not a vitamin.
      I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

      Need help falling asleep? http://wry7000.blogspot.com/
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