Interviewer: well looks like your the best man for the job. Unemployed man: smiles and shakes the Interviewers hand. Thank you, sir. Interviewer: Can I contact you through your Facebook? Unemployed man: don't have one, Interviewer: well ok twitter,? Unemployed man: noo don't have that one. The interviewer, Instagram? Snapchat is fine. The unemployed man, nope don't have either one. The interviewer giving the guy a strange look, your Email address will just have to do, then I can add you to our network. The unemployed man, No, sorry don't have one. The interviewer checks the man's name on his network again, he stops and get up from his desk fast, step back and stared at the man, then said sorry sir, I can not hire you. The unemployed man said why? you said I was the best man for the job. The interviewer, Because legally you're dead.
The unemployed man,
we'll give you a full refund. Just make sure you make your request within 24 hours after you first launch the game, within seven days from your date of purchase, or within seven days from the game's release date if you pre-ordered, whichever comes first.
Who said EA doesn't have a sense of humor
Crazy? I was crazy once! My parents locked me a rubber room! A round rubber room! They told me to sit in the corner! I died looking for that corner! They buried me in a hole! A dark hole! A dark cold hole! That's where the worms lived! They live in my brain now! They wiggle around all day! It makes me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once....
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Interviewer: well looks like your the best man for the job.
Unemployed man: smiles and shakes the Interviewers hand. Thank you, sir.
Interviewer: Can I contact you through your Facebook?
Unemployed man: don't have one,
Interviewer: well ok twitter,?
Unemployed man: noo don't have that one.
The interviewer, Instagram? Snapchat is fine.
The unemployed man, nope don't have either one.
The interviewer giving the guy a strange look, your Email address will just have to do, then I can add you to our network.
The unemployed man, No, sorry don't have one.
The interviewer checks the man's name on his network again, he stops and get up from his desk fast, step back and stared at the man, then said sorry sir, I can not hire you.
The unemployed man said why? you said I was the best man for the job.
The interviewer, Because legally you're dead.
The unemployed man,
Who said EA doesn't have a sense of humor
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Wait no...Cake....flour...sugar...eggs...milk nope still in there it's a vitamin.
All the sims err'day
Huh?
CHEESECAKE IS A VITAMIN
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I don't get it
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That's weird. Why would you give them Yanny as a surname?
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Well he/she is subject to mockery...
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Dang it, Stan!
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Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
A reference to Laurel and Hardy. And it was silly.
Meanwhile... cream cheese is not a vitamin.
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