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    ZinniavanillaZinniavanilla Posts: 11,872 Member
    Not darn.

    I'm saying darn because otherwise it would be censored and it would accomplish nothing. 🐸🐸🐸🐸
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    TheHavocadoTheHavocado Posts: 607 Member
    edited March 2018
    nani wrote: »
    So what's the title because "plum"
    I think it's this.

    Edit: For some reasons this site seems to censor the url and it still shows as a page in Amazon. I'm impressed.
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    simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    nani wrote: »
    Samuel Beckett had a pretty interesting life as a young man. I'm reading 'plum to fame' (please don't plum this title) - the definitive bio of this legendary dude and I never knew he was in the French Resistance during WW2. I'm looking at this guy with new eyes. Oh, and I had a Deke-related thought.
    He'd probably eat all the beans in a pack of Bean Boozled, you know.

    So what's the title because "plum"

    Starts with a d and rhymes with Sam.
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    bellagorillabellagorilla Posts: 6,891 Member
    edited March 2018
    How does one use the "Transition" feature in Instlife? It's always grayed out for me.

    Currently, you can only transition if you've been diagnosed with gender dysphoria. I suggest looking at InstCoffee and seeing what updates add in what. http://inst.coffee/35-2/instblog/
    nani wrote: »
    Samuel Beckett had a pretty interesting life as a young man. I'm reading 'plum to fame' (please don't plum this title) - the definitive bio of this legendary dude and I never knew he was in the French Resistance during WW2. I'm looking at this guy with new eyes. Oh, and I had a Deke-related thought.
    He'd probably eat all the beans in a pack of Bean Boozled, you know.

    So what's the title because "plum"

    Starts with a d and rhymes with Sam.

    It's a water dam. But with an n.
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    naninani Posts: 5,563 Member
    How does one use the "Transition" feature in Instlife? It's always grayed out for me.

    Currently, you can only transition if you've been diagnosed with gender dysphoria. I suggest looking at InstCoffee and seeing what updates add in what. http://inst.coffee/35-2/instblog/
    nani wrote: »
    Samuel Beckett had a pretty interesting life as a young man. I'm reading 'plum to fame' (please don't plum this title) - the definitive bio of this legendary dude and I never knew he was in the French Resistance during WW2. I'm looking at this guy with new eyes. Oh, and I had a Deke-related thought.
    He'd probably eat all the beans in a pack of Bean Boozled, you know.

    So what's the title because "plum"

    Starts with a d and rhymes with Sam.

    It's a water dam. But with an n.

    But what are the odds of getting gender dysphoria ? Is there condition?
    A french girl who's been hanging out on the english sims forum for a year now.

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    mintycupcakemintycupcake Posts: 13,212 Member
    nani wrote: »
    How does one use the "Transition" feature in Instlife? It's always grayed out for me.

    Currently, you can only transition if you've been diagnosed with gender dysphoria. I suggest looking at InstCoffee and seeing what updates add in what. http://inst.coffee/35-2/instblog/

    But what are the odds of getting gender dysphoria ? Is there condition?

    One of my... characters(?) had it. Or do you mean IRL? Gender dysphoria is what it's called when people feel like they've been born in the wrong body.
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    DeKayDeKay Posts: 81,602 Member
    edited March 2018
    Not darn.

    I'm saying darn because otherwise it would be censored and it would accomplish nothing. plum

    Oh okay. I thought at one point they uncensored that? XD


    Anyways, how rude of me to not ask how everyone's doing? :)

    I'm at work now and I just remembered I don't have any work cuz I finished them last week so now I have to just wait for the boss to look at it and possibly ask me to redo them again. :D
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    bellagorillabellagorilla Posts: 6,891 Member
    nani wrote: »
    How does one use the "Transition" feature in Instlife? It's always grayed out for me.

    Currently, you can only transition if you've been diagnosed with gender dysphoria. I suggest looking at InstCoffee and seeing what updates add in what. http://inst.coffee/35-2/instblog/
    nani wrote: »
    Samuel Beckett had a pretty interesting life as a young man. I'm reading 'plum to fame' (please don't plum this title) - the definitive bio of this legendary dude and I never knew he was in the French Resistance during WW2. I'm looking at this guy with new eyes. Oh, and I had a Deke-related thought.
    He'd probably eat all the beans in a pack of Bean Boozled, you know.

    So what's the title because "plum"

    Starts with a d and rhymes with Sam.

    It's a water dam. But with an n.

    But what are the odds of getting gender dysphoria ? Is there condition?

    I had it happen once. My person transitioned just fine, married his partner and adopted some kids.
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    ZinniavanillaZinniavanilla Posts: 11,872 Member
    DeKay wrote: »
    Not darn.

    I'm saying darn because otherwise it would be censored and it would accomplish nothing. plum

    Oh okay. I thought at one point they uncensored that? XD


    Anyways, how rude of me to not ask how everyone's doing? :)

    I'm at work now and I just remembered I don't have any work cuz I finished them last week so now I have to just wait for the boss to look at it and possibly ask me to redo them again. :D

    We'll forgive you :lol:
    I'm good.
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    LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
    DeKay wrote: »
    Not darn.

    I'm saying darn because otherwise it would be censored and it would accomplish nothing. plum

    Oh okay. I thought at one point they uncensored that? XD


    Anyways, how rude of me to not ask how everyone's doing? :)

    I'm at work now and I just remembered I don't have any work cuz I finished them last week so now I have to just wait for the boss to look at it and possibly ask me to redo them again. :D

    I'm good. I'm gonna make a PMV later.
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    mintycupcakemintycupcake Posts: 13,212 Member
    My new rule in InstLife is if I chose the "walk down the street" option and I "see a clown", I'm going to assault them. Dang clowns.
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    bellagorillabellagorilla Posts: 6,891 Member
    My new rule in InstLife is if I chose the "walk down the street" option and I "see a clown", I'm going to assault them. Dang clowns.

    And snake charmers.
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    mintycupcakemintycupcake Posts: 13,212 Member
    My new rule in InstLife is if I chose the "walk down the street" option and I "see a clown", I'm going to assault them. Dang clowns.

    And snake charmers.

    YEs!
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    naninani Posts: 5,563 Member
    DeKay wrote: »
    Not darn.

    I'm saying darn because otherwise it would be censored and it would accomplish nothing. plum

    Oh okay. I thought at one point they uncensored that? XD


    Anyways, how rude of me to not ask how everyone's doing? :)

    I'm at work now and I just remembered I don't have any work cuz I finished them last week so now I have to just wait for the boss to look at it and possibly ask me to redo them again. :D

    I'm crying because YouTube.
    A french girl who's been hanging out on the english sims forum for a year now.

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    DeKayDeKay Posts: 81,602 Member
    nani wrote: »
    DeKay wrote: »
    Not darn.

    I'm saying darn because otherwise it would be censored and it would accomplish nothing. plum

    Oh okay. I thought at one point they uncensored that? XD


    Anyways, how rude of me to not ask how everyone's doing? :)

    I'm at work now and I just remembered I don't have any work cuz I finished them last week so now I have to just wait for the boss to look at it and possibly ask me to redo them again. :D

    I'm crying because YouTube.

    Oh okay. :D I'm like having no emotion now. :\ Maybe I should watch Youtube too since I still have no work.
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    bellagorillabellagorilla Posts: 6,891 Member
    In American dramas, there's too much kissing and sex. But watching a k-drama, it's the last minute of episode 9 and he finally kissed her. I'm so happy! But 🐸🐸🐸🐸 hits the fan again in episode 10...
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    DeKayDeKay Posts: 81,602 Member
    In American dramas, there's too much kissing and sex. But watching a k-drama, it's the last minute of episode 9 and he finally kissed her. I'm so happy! But plum hits the fan again in episode 10...

    I don't watch K drama but that makes sense cuz Asians don't do kissy stuff a lot in real life anyways. XD It's all a lie in real life.
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    ZinniavanillaZinniavanilla Posts: 11,872 Member
    edited March 2018
    In American dramas, there's too much kissing and sex. But watching a k-drama, it's the last minute of episode 9 and he finally kissed her. I'm so happy! But plum hits the fan again in episode 10...

    I've not found something that is a good balance between the two. Not that I'm ever actively looking, I don't really watch dramas.

    What show were you referring to?
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    mintycupcakemintycupcake Posts: 13,212 Member
    edited March 2018
    Dang it, I just want to look at Wish, I don't actually want to sign up. Is that really too much to ask?
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    DeKayDeKay Posts: 81,602 Member
    I'm catching up on Dan and Phil sims games. XD
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    mintycupcakemintycupcake Posts: 13,212 Member
    edited March 2018
    Ok that was weird, my ex (and mother of my child - at 13!) just had a fling after seeing each other at the club and she got pregnant but the game kept malfunctioning until I chose to keep the baby.


    Yaaaas, I was able to get another girl pregnant at the same time as my ex. 100 Baby Challenge InstLife style!
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    bellagorillabellagorilla Posts: 6,891 Member
    DeKay wrote: »
    In American dramas, there's too much kissing and sex. But watching a k-drama, it's the last minute of episode 9 and he finally kissed her. I'm so happy! But plum hits the fan again in episode 10...

    I don't watch K drama but that makes sense cuz Asians don't do kissy stuff a lot in real life anyways. XD It's all a lie in real life.

    I know, it's so nice! There's so much pda even here. Annoying.
    In American dramas, there's too much kissing and sex. But watching a k-drama, it's the last minute of episode 9 and he finally kissed her. I'm so happy! But plum hits the fan again in episode 10...

    I've not found something that is a good balance between the two. Not that I'm ever actively looking, I don't really watch dramas.

    What show were you referring to?

    Marriage Contract...
    Ok that was weird, my ex (and mother of my child - at 13!) just had a fling after seeing each other at the club and she got pregnant but the game kept malfunctioning until I chose to keep the baby.


    Yaaaas, I was able to get another girl pregnant at the same time as my ex. 100 Baby Challenge InstLife style!

    I think the max children any one person had was 40...though before they fixed it I had one man adopt like 300 kids. :lol:
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    mintycupcakemintycupcake Posts: 13,212 Member
    edited March 2018
    Ok that was weird, my ex (and mother of my child - at 13!) just had a fling after seeing each other at the club and she got pregnant but the game kept malfunctioning until I chose to keep the baby.


    Yaaaas, I was able to get another girl pregnant at the same time as my ex. 100 Baby Challenge InstLife style!

    I think the max children any one person had was 40...though before they fixed it I had one man adopt like 300 kids. :lol:

    I shouldn't be allowed to have this game :joy:

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    Sophie and I had an argument because I was caught cheating because I smell like the other person.
    I went to the clinic.
    I no longer have syphilis.
    My partner, Sophie, has become pregnant.
    We decided to keep the child.
    I proposed to Sophie.
    My marriage proposal was rejected.
    Sophie and I had an argument because I keep proposing.
    I went clubbing.
    I kept a briefcase that I found, it contained 572.
    I went clubbing.
    I had a one night stand with Emily.
    Sophie and I had an argument because I was caught cheating because I smell like the other person.
    34 Years Old
    Sophie Buckley broke up with me.
    Hannah was born.
    I started drinking sparkling wine
    .
    I went clubbing.
    I saw my ex-partner, Martha, in the club.
    I'm now in a relationship with Martha.
    I proposed to Martha.
    My marriage proposal was rejected.
    I broke up with Martha Buckley.
    I went clubbing.
    I kept a purse that I found, it contained 152.
    I went clubbing.
    I kept a safe that I found, it contained 4,490.
    I went clubbing.
    I kept a safe that I found, it contained 753.
    I went clubbing.
    I saw my ex-partner, Sophie, in the club.
    I'm now in a relationship with Sophie.
    I went clubbing.
    I kept a money clip that I found, it contained 119.
    I got into an argument because I took their money clip.
    I assaulted them, but they have no serious injuries.
    I went clubbing.
    I broke up with Sophie May.
    I'm now in a relationship with Blessing.
    My partner, Blessing, has become pregnant.
    We decided to keep the child.
    35 Years Old
    My son, Oliver, graduated from secondary school.
    My daughter, Florence, graduated from secondary school.
    Blessing gave birth to Isla.
    Oliver got a new job as a Developer
    at Amberden
    Airways
    .
    Florence got a new job as a Debt
    Department
    Intern
    at Amberden
    Airways
    .
    I went clubbing.
    I saw my ex-partner, Martha, in the club.
    I had a one night stand with Martha.
    I have contracted chlymidia.
    Blessing and I had an argument because I was caught cheating because I smell like the other person.
    I went to the clinic.
    I no longer have chlymidia.
    36 Years Old
    Blessing Akbar broke up with me.
    I saw a prostitute on a street corner.
    I solicited a prostitute.
    I have contracted syphilis.
    I went to the clinic.
    I no longer have syphilis.
    I went clubbing.
    I had a one night stand with Amelia.
    I went clubbing.
    I got into an argument because I slipped on a beer bottle.
    I shouted at them and they walked off.
    I went clubbing.
    I saw my ex-partner, Martha, in the club.
    I'm now in a relationship with Martha.
    I started drinking craft beer.
    Martha and I had an argument because I keep drinking alcohol.
    My partner, Martha, has become pregnant.
    We decided to keep the child.
    I proposed to Martha.
    My marriage proposal was rejected.
    37 Years Old
    My son, Noah, graduated from secondary school.
    My daughter, Florence, graduated from college.
    My daughter, Florence, got a new job as a Services
    Counselor
    at Pacific
    Holdings
    .
    Martha Watson broke up with me.
    A 1.8 earthquake has hit Greece, it has been classified as a micro earthquake.
    0 people have died, and 0 have been affected.
    Chloe was born.
    Noah got a new job as a Insurance
    Safety
    Operator
    at Auto
    Pharmaceuticals
    .
    I went clubbing.
    I had a one night stand with Martha.
    I have contracted chlymidia.
    I went clubbing.
    I saw my ex-partner, Samantha, in the club.
    I shouted at them and they got aggressive.
    I have been assaulted by a gang of people.
    My back
    was perforated
    .
    My brain
    was detached
    .
    I died.


    I keep on dying from getting on fights with my Exes at the club. The sad part is I meant to have a ONS with her and see if she got pregnant, but my finger must have slipped :disappointed:
    🌻I'm not a cat.🌻
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    ZinniavanillaZinniavanilla Posts: 11,872 Member
    Your brain was detached? Hmmm...
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    LyouflnLyoufln Posts: 10,861 Member
    @mintycupcake I’m just finding to tough keep at the woman and children’s names in order!

    Everyone keeps talking about this game. What is it?

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