So after weeks of cooking up Sims for forum goers who wanted to participate in a Sims 4 world largely made up of community people, I wanted to share some of the funny initial results of the Forumite saga.
Some basic ground rules I'm observing:
1) No cheats outside of necessary ones (freerealestate for example)
2) Will actively be preventing death just to keep things fun for the actual Sims, at least initially
3) Limited control whenever possible to let the game play out as much on it's own to see the hilarious interactions
So without further ado, let's get started!
(Fair warning: LOTS of screenshots incoming!)
Dear diary, my name is Grim Spookypance and I'm a lonely bachelor. I watch TV, pee like a normal dude and find fishing therapeutic, but this town has been a total drag. However, I've totally heard some big group of people moved in! I wonder if I'll totally find love this time? That last time doesn't count - I thought she was real but who knew holographic projectors were so lifelike...
Somewhere, nearby...
@nilanius "So, that's when I said to her "Purple is SO not your thing honey..."
@RagingFurball "This fridge. It doesn't match my jacket and I'm not sure how I feel about this."
@GabbyGirlJ "Oh sink, you'd never lie to me right? Is purple really not my color or is he full of poop?"
@MsPrissy88 is wondering when this convo went straight to the dark side of Sim H3ll. It's only been 1 minute afterall!
Team Girls Girls Girls pauses a moment to bask in the sun and remind the rest of us plebians how WOOF their household really is.
@SweetieKaye searches for intelligent life on her phone...
@horrorfan1980s suffers from "I gotta lean right" syndrome when gaming.
@MelanieSimlish is suspiciously happy with this book.
@jazzy6897 wonders if there are shoes sold online to match her epic leggings.
@MissLarae instructs
@MasonGamer on the finer points of moving your hand far to the right.
What's that you're reading
@brainybee? Oh...sure, that sounds...riveting.
"My spirit animal can beat up your spirit animal"
~ Origin ID: DaCrackseed ~
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@TrehekTheSim doesn't look too sure about this random text message re: "Simgrila Prince donates 3 wives to you!"
@sims3andtwo apparently REALLY loves TV.
@nualla8673 just wants something nice and chill @SelenaGrey - she doesn't need your sass with it!
@SelenaGrey "accidentally" drops the drink. *fry face* Unsure if accident or getting back for return fire sass.
Bitter argument involving the thought bubble "Trash" ensues. I don't know, I couldn't make a word out of it but it sounded angry.
@lynny gets inspiration from someplace I'm not sure about while practicing chess.
@mafiastyle believes in multitasking - get your flirt on WHILE you workout so you're ready for ANYTHING.
@Trowiciaaa whips up some hamburgers for @Pyliasthesunelf and @shadowcat85 just because.
...then swag walks away like a boss without looking back at the explos--err, reaction.
...only to find that my god fork, this cake...IT'S AMAZEBALLS.
@Kelly_Blake was born FABULOUS and don't you simpletons forget it.
@Bagoas77 ponders the meaning of chips while secretly wondering if he'll get radiation poisoning from that ridiculous microscope behind him.
@natashified just likes making burgers. Green ones apparently.
@dark5id3 is curious about the floor's composite makeup on an atomic level apparently.
Enter @Kelly_Blake - holographic gaming ninja.
@bobyo2001 REALLY doesn't like dollhouses...
@Mariposah's gaming rig emasculates even the manliest of men.
@06Bon06 (Golluma) discovers the internet has tips on how to kill your roomies.
@DevilH4 is happy about something. What I have no idea but let's not ask and go to the other room till it's safe ok kids?
@SimChic1 just wants to browse and wishes her crazy roomies would all simmer down now.
@InannaWintermoon gracefully washes dishes. I've no idea how she is so peaceful, but there you have it.
@Anavastia blissfully ignores whatever the fudge @DevilH4 and @bobyo2001 are watching.
@Jules1111 researches "101 ways to Golluma proof your bedroom door"
@06Bon06 (Golluma) finds "102 ways to break into a reinforced door" online
"That's wonderful @moongodess but how will that help me get my cheeseburger and fries?!" wondered a confused @Kremesch73
"No idea what those 2 were going on about but YAY GRILLED CHEESE!" seems to be @Dreamie209's thought process.
@Ascharr shares the magical wonderment of her book report with @AmpsterMan and @Invaderchickycat
@Ashcarr decides that much talking is exhausting...
@SimKeats gets her FUNK on.
@Rachvid_ wonders why this house is still using crappy CRT type monitors.
@stilljustme2 hides in a corner from all the crazies.
@Trick poses after putting an empty plate down as if to say "Yeah, I ate that. ALL OF IT!"
@KnightSlayer85 is so good at cooking he doesn't even watch the grill these days...
@adayinthelife942 thinks the Sims 4 forums need his personal touch (and wins the trollz teh forumz first award!)
"Minute 5 - they STILL have no idea I am the forum troller!" thinks @adayinthelife942
@ladybreid is all hot and bothered by this FANTASTIC architecture!
@SimsLovinLycan totally did NOT drop the grilled cheese out of the pan...
@ladybreid can't keep it in and makes sure @KnightSlayer85 understands the full intensity that is architectural kink.
Team COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE realize something isn't right...
Ahh! There we go...
@Bear31 isn't sure she's doing this right...
@DrDubstepphd hopes he can play with the kiddy blocks if he finishes all his food!
@RedDestiny92 will clearly not tolerate being asked if she lifts, bro.
Enter @ebuchala - coffee so mmm it requires shades to handle.
@Crackseed isn't sure that loud popping noise was him or the grill.
@OneAdorkableGirl provides validity to the theory "Simple minds, simple pleasures" >.> (<3 you Adorky xD)
@FearTheMeggles wastes no time getting to her maid duties apparently.
Having finished consuming the clay, @OneAdorkableGirl realizes real food might have been the better decision.
Team Aww Yiss gathers for food and @Crackseed never hears the jaws theme playing in the background.
@elinorably insists she's funnier than everyone else.
@ScarletQueenKat1 won't stand for that kind of challenge apparently.
cc used listed here: http://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/793163/my-first-ever-ts4-sim-update-and-house#latest
Awesome ;D
Things Simmers Say That You Shouldn't Say In Public
Origin ID: BadArkane
complete forum tutorial
Thank you @MDianaSanders for halloween-fying Golluma
Man, all of you have really good posture. Maybe I'm just getting old.
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I would say you could have added me, but I would have needed to be on the coffee team.
GO TEAM COFFEE!
Golluma would win that by scaring everyone away from the resources :P
complete forum tutorial
Thank you @MDianaSanders for halloween-fying Golluma
Your Sim made me laugh the hardest. I haven't even gotten loaded in properly and bobyo is already in the room kicking the crap out of the dollhouse and going "Mwahahaha!" xD