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    jadealixjadealix Posts: 788 Member
    edited October 2014 in The Sims 4 General Discussion
    What is your favorite bad jokes. While I love talking about Sims, whats wrong with off topics every once in awhile. If this gets closed, I made a post on my wall. Here is mine...

    What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
    Answer: We are both lawyers.

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      munchie885munchie885 Posts: 8,439 Member
      What did EA say makes a good game?

      Removing everything that could make it a good game...
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      BamajamBamajam Posts: 812 Member
      How many sims does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: 1 but he has to have level 10 handiness and be in tech career.
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      ArkaneArkane Posts: 20,224 Member
      Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and asks, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
      Potential Is Everything

      Origin ID: BadArkane

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      jadealixjadealix Posts: 788 Member
      Why did Suzie fall off the swing?
      Answer: She had no arms
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      AeroSimmerAeroSimmer Posts: 212 Member
      What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!
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      CrackseedCrackseed Posts: 5,209 Member
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      "My spirit animal can beat up your spirit animal"
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      ArkaneArkane Posts: 20,224 Member
      Hey did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up...
      Potential Is Everything

      Origin ID: BadArkane

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      ebuchalaebuchala Posts: 4,945 Member
      A dyslexic walks into a bra...
      Origin ID: ebuchala
      I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high-functioning psychopath. Reaper
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      BamajamBamajam Posts: 812 Member
      ebuchala wrote: »
      A dyslexic walks into a bra...

      LOL...that's the winner so far

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      jadealixjadealix Posts: 788 Member
      edited October 2014
      What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

      Nothing.
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      jadealixjadealix Posts: 788 Member
      AeroSimmer wrote: »
      What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!

      Oh goodness. These all our silly but terrible lol...
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      DarkSlayer1331DarkSlayer1331 Posts: 429 Member
      What did the onion say to the tomato after squashing him because he was following behind too slow? Ketchup.
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      kremesch73kremesch73 Posts: 10,474 Member
      A 🐸🐸🐸🐸 lost her crystal ball, and the police are looking into it.

      Bah-da-bing!

      Or better yet. My old time favourtie (not) I just flew in, and...

      I bet you don't know the rest. Right?
      Dissatisfied with Sims 4 and hoping for a better Sims 5
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      ENolanENolan Posts: 2,735 Member
      This is definitely a niche joke.....

      What did the chocolate chip say to the other?

      WHAT'S THAT?!
      Watching the forums for threads to unintentionally and accidentally ruin....
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      MissLaraeMissLarae Posts: 215 Member
      A guy walks into a bar and says "ow!"

      Cracks me up every time I hear it. I know it's stupid...when my husband told me the joke the first time I didn't get it at all till he explained then I laughed till I almost peed myself lol
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      kremesch73kremesch73 Posts: 10,474 Member
      edited October 2014
      Bamajam wrote: »

      Hey! I also walk into llaws.
      Dissatisfied with Sims 4 and hoping for a better Sims 5
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      ArkaneArkane Posts: 20,224 Member
      edited October 2014
      Two sausages are in a frying pan. One turns to the other and says "its really hot in here"

      The other replies "Holy cr.ap a talking sausage"
      Potential Is Everything

      Origin ID: BadArkane

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      moongodessmoongodess Posts: 1,550 Member
      What's the sound of a bee laughing its head off?
      buzz buzz buzz buzz plop

      That one could set my kids off for hours lol
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      CrackseedCrackseed Posts: 5,209 Member
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      "My spirit animal can beat up your spirit animal"
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      kremesch73kremesch73 Posts: 10,474 Member
      Wow. This really IS a bad joke thread.
      Dissatisfied with Sims 4 and hoping for a better Sims 5
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      ebuchalaebuchala Posts: 4,945 Member
      What goes clip clop clip clop clip clop clip bang clop clip clop?


      An Amish drive-by shooting.
      Origin ID: ebuchala
      I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high-functioning psychopath. Reaper
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      bamcam30bamcam30 Posts: 1,301 Member
      This thread might get closed
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      CrackseedCrackseed Posts: 5,209 Member
      bamcam30 wrote: »
      This thread might get closed

      We'll carry it's torch straight to it's early grave! Our terrible puns will not be denied!
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      "My spirit animal can beat up your spirit animal"
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      bamcam30bamcam30 Posts: 1,301 Member
      Crackseed wrote: »
      bamcam30 wrote: »
      This thread might get closed

      We'll carry it's torch straight to it's early grave! Our terrible puns will not be denied!

      I made a joke thread before. It got closed
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      moongodessmoongodess Posts: 1,550 Member
      bamcam30 wrote: »
      Crackseed wrote: »
      bamcam30 wrote: »
      This thread might get closed

      We'll carry it's torch straight to it's early grave! Our terrible puns will not be denied!

      I made a joke thread before. It got closed

      So you thought you'd come in here and throw cold water? Too kind of you B)
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