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      the_greenplumbobthe_greenplumbob Posts: 6,105 Member
      Granted, you literally have the feet of a dancer now - so as a result, you are arrested for the inappropriate use of amputation on one of the world's most famous dancer.

      I wish I could eat chocolate all day without gaining weight
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      simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
      Granted but the properties of chocolate now make you lighter than air and you find yourself floating to the Moon or Sixam.

      I wish my cat could make up her mind.
      I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

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      Haids5987Haids5987 Posts: 8,465 Member
      edited February 2018
      She makes up her mind to attack the ever-loving noodles out of you. Cats! :#

      I wish I was at Disneyland right now.
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      simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
      Granted. You are trapped in a character costume with a hunk of blue cheese in there with you.

      I wish I knew what kind of fly kept showing up dead by my window.
      I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

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      the_greenplumbobthe_greenplumbob Posts: 6,105 Member
      Granted, you now know fully well, because you are that fly...

      I wish I had a pet elephant which was the size of a hamster
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      yellowreeyellowree Posts: 126 Member
      Granted, but isn't it illegal to keep elephants as pets? Heehee

      I wish I had a puppy.
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      simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
      Granted but it runs away because your avatar is a cat.

      I wish we could all be less grumpy.
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      Saarah06Saarah06 Posts: 20 Member
      Yes, but we don't feel any emotions

      I wish for a big house
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      Maho-GamerMaho-Gamer Posts: 94 Member
      Saarah06 wrote: »
      Yes, but we don't feel any emotions

      I wish for a big house

      Granted, but your spouse arranged your murder in order to gain your inheritance.


      I wish I could get more sleep.
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      the_greenplumbobthe_greenplumbob Posts: 6,105 Member
      Granted, but have you heard the story of Sleeping Beauty? Have fun sleeping for the next 100 years

      I wish I could win the lottery this week
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      Haids5987Haids5987 Posts: 8,465 Member
      edited February 2018
      Granted, but Uncle Sam (or your government of choice, if you're not American :) ) takes so much of it you can't even afford a tank of gas now.

      I wish the dogs would stop leaving paw prints on my walls. :rage:
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      the_greenplumbobthe_greenplumbob Posts: 6,105 Member
      Granted, your dogs can no longer leave paw prints all over your walls, because I removed every wall from your house.

      I wish tomorrow would be a snow day!
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      Mia_Mia_ Posts: 42 Member
      Granted, but school/work organises a conference lesson/meeting instead.

      I wish I could read hieroglyphics.
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      LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
      Granted. You can now read hieroglyphics! But now you can't read anything else but hieroglyphics.

      I wish my feet didn't hurt.
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      simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
      Granted; now your feet are made of stone.

      I wish I knew whether or not my workplace has a leaky roof.
      I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

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      MissSassyMissSassy Posts: 9,731 Member
      Granted but you will find out by the roof leaking extremely and you'll be drop wet.

      I wish I could use motherlode in real life.
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      BiggieCheeseBiggieCheese Posts: 435 Member
      Granted, but in 10 years you will be in debt.

      I wish I could meet my favourite band.
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      Haids5987Haids5987 Posts: 8,465 Member
      Granted, but they're such divas and brats that you no longer like them.

      I wish The Conundrum in my life was resolved.
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      Haids5987Haids5987 Posts: 8,465 Member
      the_greenplumbob wrote: »
      Granted, your dogs can no longer leave paw prints all over your walls, because I removed every wall from your house.
      Definitely a Simmer! :mrgreen:
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      BiggieCheeseBiggieCheese Posts: 435 Member
      Granted, but your conundrum is now replaced with a new one.

      I wish the Sims 3 loaded faster.
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      RedDestiny92RedDestiny92 Posts: 7,850 Member
      granted, it takes a few seconds but always crashes and can no longer be played at all.

      I wish I had a giant teddy bear.
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      MissSassyMissSassy Posts: 9,731 Member
      Granted but it is alive and eats you.

      I wish I knew why my sim can't get any further in the jungle.
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      the_greenplumbobthe_greenplumbob Posts: 6,105 Member
      Granted, but you won't be able to do anything about it

      I wish I could stay in bed all day
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      Haids5987Haids5987 Posts: 8,465 Member
      Granted! You just get fired from work/kicked out school for doing so. :(

      I wish for world peace. :innocent: (This will be interesting)
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      MissSassyMissSassy Posts: 9,731 Member
      Granted but aliens start to attack the world.

      I wish it was Friday.
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