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Ever have a funny, outrageous, disappointing, ridiculous date?
mlnov39
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I had a date once with a guy I'll call the octopus. 
We went to dinner, he sat facing a tv during our whole dinner and didn't talk to me.
Then in the car he begged me to go home with him. The nerve! I told him I wanted to go
home. Found out later he has a fiance. Poor girl.![:\](https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/resources/emoji/confused.png ":\")
No big loss.
We went to dinner, he sat facing a tv during our whole dinner and didn't talk to me.
Then in the car he begged me to go home with him. The nerve! I told him I wanted to go
home. Found out later he has a fiance. Poor girl.
No big loss. 3
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I quite like bananas though.
- I finished half of the cheeseburger (and he finished half of his meal) and this plum didn't get the leftovers.
I could never be with a man who spent $30 on a cheeseburger only for me to be able to eat half of it and let the rest go in the trash.
Eventually your money is my money....you can't throw my money down the toilet like that.
Then you found out both of you were cousins
Went on date in the winter with a bit of a flu.
Kissy kissy hpnd
Got her sick
Cuddled up in bed next day
No sexy time though cuz drained
....oh no I left right after getting Bob pregnant....
love 'em and leave 'em
Don't forget child support...
you weren't even supposed to see that, that was just talk baby
I mean, we are still cousins, yknow
This is a fine example of a responsible father