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    Sims are reading some pretty racy stuff...

    Biotic_WarlockBiotic_Warlock Posts: 11,063 Member
    edited September 2014 in The Sims 4 General Discussion
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    Just look at that slate on the window, phwoar!
    I'd put a vase on that any day.
    Some of you might be thinking this is pretty 🐸🐸🐸🐸-ulous (edit: the censor is ruining my puns).

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      sarahzsmylsarahzsmyl Posts: 1,307 Member
      How about A Game of Groans? It says something like, Characters groan as they die in various manners of horrible death. As someone who almost threw their Kindle across the room the other day as George R. R. Martin killed yet ANOTHER beloved character, I lol'd when I read that.
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      munchie885munchie885 Posts: 8,439 Member
      edited September 2014
      Oooh I hope there is a sequel.
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      Biotic_WarlockBiotic_Warlock Posts: 11,063 Member
      The library doesn't seem to have that one yet o.O
      They do have "lord of the swings"

      "They're taking the toddlers to Isengard!"
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      sarahzsmylsarahzsmyl Posts: 1,307 Member
      Yeah, the books in this are hilarious. I love reading the descriptions. The First Unicorn (that's a bit of an Age-Test). Where the Sidewalk Starts.
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      pepperjax1230pepperjax1230 Posts: 7,953 Member
      sarahzsmyl wrote: »
      How about A Game of Groans? It says something like, Characters groan as they die in various manners of horrible death. As someone who almost threw their Kindle across the room the other day as George R. R. Martin killed yet ANOTHER beloved character, I lol'd when I read that.
      LOL you could always make a sequel to the hilarious books on the shelves. :)

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      Biotic_WarlockBiotic_Warlock Posts: 11,063 Member
      edited September 2014
      pepperjax1230 wrote: »
      sarahzsmyl wrote: »
      How about A Game of Groans? It says something like, Characters groan as they die in various manners of horrible death. As someone who almost threw their Kindle across the room the other day as George R. R. Martin killed yet ANOTHER beloved character, I lol'd when I read that.
      LOL you could always make a sequel to the hilarious books on the shelves. :)

      I haven't tried writing books with my sim yet (as some of my pics I have put up show is the woman who "pee'd like a champion".
      She's lazy so she'd probably only write the title then have a nap.

      But if I can, I'd probably have to write a spoof to some things.
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      pepperjax1230pepperjax1230 Posts: 7,953 Member
      Kelly_Blake wrote: »
      pepperjax1230 wrote: »
      sarahzsmyl wrote: »
      How about A Game of Groans? It says something like, Characters groan as they die in various manners of horrible death. As someone who almost threw their Kindle across the room the other day as George R. R. Martin killed yet ANOTHER beloved character, I lol'd when I read that.
      LOL you could always make a sequel to the hilarious books on the shelves. :)

      I haven't tried writing books with my sim yet (as some of my pics I have put up show is the woman who "pee'd like a champion".
      She's lazy so she'd probably only write the title then have a nap.

      But if I can, I'd probably have to write a spoof to some things.
      I have a bunch of fatty sims in my house I don't need them to be just sitting around.

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      Biotic_WarlockBiotic_Warlock Posts: 11,063 Member
      Aha, none of my sims seem to have gotten fatter, thinner, weaker or bulkier yet xD
      But I do see they automatically can "drink" out the fridge at 100% hunger, so I stop that when I can.
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      yhuntresseyhuntresse Posts: 94 Member
      I like the "Atlas Hugged" which plays opposite of the usual elitist attitude of Rand's work.
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      alexspoom13alexspoom13 Posts: 7,439 Member
      That's awesome. It's not racy but I spotted a book called How I Dumped Your Father which I thought was priceless.
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      ems0309ems0309 Posts: 541 Member
      I found one that said "When Daddy Drinks" in the bookshelf from the kids premade room. Seriously lol'd at that then got kinda sad.
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      SprinklesBonBonSprinklesBonBon Posts: 2,727 Member
      in the word's of Joey..."how you doi'n?" yeah I saw that I was like oooooh you naughty sim you...
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      AshcarrAshcarr Posts: 383 Member
      I love the book titles to the ones I got the reference for. Some of them I didn't quite get though. Remember, the adult sims are still adults and the children can't read anything that isn't tagged as a child book. ;)
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      Bagoas77Bagoas77 Posts: 3,064 Member
      I always make up naughty titles for my writer sim's books... Obi Wan-Eye Kenobi and the Shadow Regions.
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      BeardedgeekBeardedgeek Posts: 5,520 Member
      ems0309 wrote: »
      I found one that said "When Daddy Drinks" in the bookshelf from the kids premade room. Seriously lol'd at that then got kinda sad.

      It's funny because it's... tragic? ;)
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      AtomicusAtomicus Posts: 2,438 Member
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      Bagoas77Bagoas77 Posts: 3,064 Member
      Atomicus wrote: »
      Racy doesn't have an "E".

      "whatever" does... :)

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      AtomicusAtomicus Posts: 2,438 Member
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      Bagoas77Bagoas77 Posts: 3,064 Member
      Atomicus wrote: »
      Bagoas77 wrote: »
      Atomicus wrote: »
      Racy doesn't have an "E".

      "whatever" does... :)

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      I prefer to use the term intelligent.

      Cool. Good luck with that. These forums are full of many forms of intelligence. Some of it might even be sentient.
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      AtomicusAtomicus Posts: 2,438 Member
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      Biotic_WarlockBiotic_Warlock Posts: 11,063 Member
      Bagoas77 wrote: »
      I always make up naughty titles for my writer sim's books... Obi Wan-Eye Kenobi and the Shadow Regions.

      I am not surprised ;)
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      Biotic_WarlockBiotic_Warlock Posts: 11,063 Member
      Atomicus wrote: »
      Racy doesn't have an "E".

      Ah yes. *changes*
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      CrackseedCrackseed Posts: 5,209 Member
      Still waiting for the "Am I a human or meat popsicle?" children's book.
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      twilight_aerithtwilight_aerith Posts: 653 Member
      sarahzsmyl wrote: »
      Yeah, the books in this are hilarious. I love reading the descriptions. The First Unicorn (that's a bit of an Age-Test). Where the Sidewalk Starts.

      I was so happy when I saw "The First Unicorn!" The Last Unicorn is my favorite book ever and this year I was lucky enough to meet the author... it was a dream come true!
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