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One the twelfth day of Christmas, my Sims team gave to me........
kaloesche68
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LOL. Please everyone, this is all in good fun. If you read the 12th day, you will understand I have all confidence that my Sims 3 Team will come through for all the current issues. I love you Sims 3 Team!!! Whoot whoot!
If you want to help with the flow of this, I may edit it. I tried to include as many “glitches” as I could, sorry if yours isn’t here. And I know that the number I matched with glitch isn’t always correct-meaning-I had more than 30 crashes, but the song doesn’t go that high, and some people only had one invisible Sim, or more or less than 5 error messages, LOL.
Please do not bash me for this, as I said, it’s all in good fun. I have just spent 10 days being Head Elf at a Holiday Gift Shop at a elementary school, (and I am left a bit frazzled and Grinch-like) and while I think it’s funny, you all may not.
The Twelve Days of Christmas-Sims 3 version:
On the first day of Christmas my Sims Team gave to me-a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the second day of Christmas my Sims Team gave to me-two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the third day of Christmas my Sims Team gave to me-three smelly refrigerators, two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the fourth day of Christmas my Sims Team gave to me-four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes, and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the fifth day of Christmas my Sims Team gave to me-five game launcher errors, four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes, and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my Sims Team gave to me-six broken interactions,
five game launcher errors, four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my Sims Team gave to me-seven new Sims ages, six broken interactions, five game launcher errors, four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my Sims Team gave to me-eight invisible Sims, seven new Sims ages, six broken interactions, five game launcher errors, four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my Sims Team gave to me- nine blue lots, eight invisible Sims, seven new Sims ages, six broken interactions, five game launcher errors, four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my Sims Team gave to me-ten loading issues, nine blue lots, eight invisible Sims, seven new Sims ages, six broken interactions, five game launcher errors, four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Sims Team gave to me- eleven lost relationships, ten loading issues, nine blue lots, eight invisible Sims, seven new Sims ages, six broken interactions, five game launcher errors, four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Sims Team gave to me- twelve fixes for my game, eleven lost relationships, ten loading issues, nine blue lots, eight invisible Sims, seven new Sims ages, six broken interactions, five game launcher errors, four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
Merry Christmas to all my Simmer friends!
Kendra
If you want to help with the flow of this, I may edit it. I tried to include as many “glitches” as I could, sorry if yours isn’t here. And I know that the number I matched with glitch isn’t always correct-meaning-I had more than 30 crashes, but the song doesn’t go that high, and some people only had one invisible Sim, or more or less than 5 error messages, LOL.
Please do not bash me for this, as I said, it’s all in good fun. I have just spent 10 days being Head Elf at a Holiday Gift Shop at a elementary school, (and I am left a bit frazzled and Grinch-like) and while I think it’s funny, you all may not.
The Twelve Days of Christmas-Sims 3 version:
On the first day of Christmas my Sims Team gave to me-a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the second day of Christmas my Sims Team gave to me-two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the third day of Christmas my Sims Team gave to me-three smelly refrigerators, two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the fourth day of Christmas my Sims Team gave to me-four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes, and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the fifth day of Christmas my Sims Team gave to me-five game launcher errors, four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes, and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my Sims Team gave to me-six broken interactions,
five game launcher errors, four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my Sims Team gave to me-seven new Sims ages, six broken interactions, five game launcher errors, four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my Sims Team gave to me-eight invisible Sims, seven new Sims ages, six broken interactions, five game launcher errors, four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my Sims Team gave to me- nine blue lots, eight invisible Sims, seven new Sims ages, six broken interactions, five game launcher errors, four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my Sims Team gave to me-ten loading issues, nine blue lots, eight invisible Sims, seven new Sims ages, six broken interactions, five game launcher errors, four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Sims Team gave to me- eleven lost relationships, ten loading issues, nine blue lots, eight invisible Sims, seven new Sims ages, six broken interactions, five game launcher errors, four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Sims Team gave to me- twelve fixes for my game, eleven lost relationships, ten loading issues, nine blue lots, eight invisible Sims, seven new Sims ages, six broken interactions, five game launcher errors, four corrupted save files, three smelly refrigerators, two crashes and a patch that didn’t quite succeed.
Merry Christmas to all my Simmer friends!
Kendra
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Happy Holidays everyone!
Have a Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas!
The "quite" thrown in there kind of messes up the syllable flow, though...
a buggy patch and flipped me 'the bird'
:?
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.
Marcus Aurelius
merry X-mas
Florida1cowboy, I did include the fried cards in a way, I didn't want the song to be all about me, LOL, so the crashing symoblizes FPS rate spikes in the game, and all other crashing reasons! I did think about ya bud!
I'm sorry to hear the fpslimiters don't work for you, I've only heard of one other person that they didn't help. Don't take this wrong, I had installed it in the wrong place the first time, are you sure it's in the folder with your resource config file? If you have Vista, it's even more tricky to find it. Sorry if this is an Mr. Obvious question, I just feel bad for you!
Merry Christmas everyone!
Kendra
Twelve games crashing
Eleven patches glitching
Ten Dexter Modded murdering
Nine Potty Toddlers racing
Eight Modellers whining
Seven admins sleeping
Six SSSers spamming
FIVE LOLSIMS!
Four Permabans
Three Day Suspensions
Two Threads A-Scrubbed
AND BREAST SLIDERS FOR POPPY B!