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      puzzlezaddictpuzzlezaddict Posts: 1,877 Member
      Granted. But John Hodgman tags along everywhere you go, tsking disapprovingly at your choices and generally being a stuffy old wet blanket. Even in the bedroom (yes, he's there too).

      I wish I weren't suddenly so reactive to pollen.
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      Minx11Minx11 Posts: 1,386 Member
      Granted, but the response to the reaction is just delayed.

      I wish my friends (that actually like me) didn't think I was so weird
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      TheHavocadoTheHavocado Posts: 607 Member
      Granted. But then you think everyone's a weirdos.

      I wish last night is everyday.
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      Minx11Minx11 Posts: 1,386 Member
      Granted, but due to the infinate time loop, multiple parallel universes are created, also replaying the same time frame, which eventually causes them all to collapse in on themselves and the universe to implode, destroying all life as we know it. Thanks a bunch.
      :D

      I wish feelings didn't exist.
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      MMXMMX Posts: 4,430 Member
      Granted, but the lack of emotions result in a lack of law and order, causing a societal implosion.

      I wish that people have better common sense.
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      AmeliaNovaAmeliaNova Posts: 76 Member
      edited January 2018
      Granted, but only when it comes to how many ham sandwiches they can eat....

      I wish I could afford college tuition
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      AHolyToiletAHolyToilet Posts: 870 Member
      Granted, but you'll be expelled from college in less than a year.

      I wish I knew what rhymes with "orange".
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      easypeazeeasypeaze Posts: 140 Member
      Granted, but you may only use it in bad rap battles.

      I wish for a cleaning fairy.
      It's all in the wrist
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      theFellatheFella Posts: 297 Member
      Granted, but it is elderly and dies within a month.

      I wish "Stone Cold" Steve Austin did not shake Vince McMahons hand at WrestleMania X7.
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      GelysenGelysen Posts: 214 Member
      Granted. Instead they french kissed each other.

      I wish people would stop throwing their trash on the streets.
      My sims 4 wishlist:
      -Spiral, L&U shaped stairs-More hair colors-Alternative fashion(Goth,Punk,lolita)-More rabbit hole careers-Witches,Plantsims,Werewolves.
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      Haids5987Haids5987 Posts: 8,465 Member
      edited January 2018
      Granted, but they now throw fresh dog poop instead. Enjoy!

      I wish people would stop smoking cigarettes.
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      easypeazeeasypeaze Posts: 140 Member
      Granted, but now that is all you smell.

      I wish that we could all fly!
      It's all in the wrist
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      SimTresaSimTresa Posts: 3,227 Member
      Granted, but everyone's awkward on land and easily injured if they fall.

      :I wish there was life on Mars.
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      LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
      Granted, but you cant go to Mars to meet them.

      I wish my gloves were better for this cold.
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      TheHavocadoTheHavocado Posts: 607 Member
      Granted, but you can't use it anymore.

      I wish internet access are free and unlimited.
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      MissSassyMissSassy Posts: 9,731 Member
      Granted but every site needs a whole day to load.

      I wish winter was already over.
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      Haids5987Haids5987 Posts: 8,465 Member
      Granted, it's spring, but you wished the world in a different rotation and now we never get summertime again.

      I wish my bad habits would disappear.
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      MissSassyMissSassy Posts: 9,731 Member
      Haids5987 wrote: »
      Granted, it's spring, but you wished the world in a different rotation and now we never get summertime again.

      I wish my bad habits would disappear.

      Spring is my favorite season anyway :p

      Granted but all your good habits disappear as well.

      I wish I could be on a lonely island right now.
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      Fellow_SimmerFellow_Simmer Posts: 46 Member
      Granted but you are trapped in that island forever.

      I wish summer was already here.
      I <3 the community! It's great to see so many people out here
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      simlish1simlish1 Posts: 2,738 Member
      Granted, but it's so hot it's unbearable.

      I wish I could work in my dream job.
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      Haids5987Haids5987 Posts: 8,465 Member
      Granted, but your boss is such a creep that you are forced to quit because you hate it so much.

      I wish that this predicament was resolved and had all the answers...
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      simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
      Granted but you've gotten bored with the whole thing.

      I wish your day tomorrow is nothing but contented.
      I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

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      Honey_Pie_360Honey_Pie_360 Posts: 240 Member
      Granted but the universe switched our days so it's you having a contended tomorrow

      I wish life had an undo button on your behalf

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      OminousFlareOminousFlare Posts: 2,118 Member
      Granted, but you undid me saving your mum in an accident, and I couldn't save her a second time.

      I wish the world's a nicer place.
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      puzzlezaddictpuzzlezaddict Posts: 1,877 Member
      Granted. Now we all live in the village in The Giver.

      I wish my cat would stay off the kitchen counter.
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