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    MAKE GRUMPY CAT LAUGH CHALLENGE!

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    LuckyKittenCatLuckyKittenCat Posts: 4,640 Member
    edited September 2016 in Off Topic Chat
    WETHER ITS A BAD PUN OR SOME SILLY JOKE...
    gwumpy kitty cat needs it <3
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    she has had a rough day...
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    so tell her jokes!
    PUNS!
    EVERYTHING XD
    make grumpy kitty cat laughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
    (IMPORTANT NOTE: PLEASE do NOT take the insults seriously. this is the grumpy cat we are talking about! she is bound to insult you!)
    I am undead! :smiley:
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      rosey1579rosey1579 Posts: 6,252 Member
      Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Everyday, upon arriving at work, he would unlock the top drawer of his desk, peer at something inside, then close and lock the drawer. He had done this for 25 years. The entire staff was intrigued but no-one was game to ask him what was in the drawer. Finally the time came for Mr Evans to retire. There was a farewell party with speeches and a presentation. As soon as Mr Evans had left the building some of the staff rushed into his office, unlocked the top drawer and peered in. Taped to the bottom of the drawer was a sheet of paper. It read, "The debit side is the one nearest the window.
      Don't forget to smile.
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      TheDismalSimmerTheDismalSimmer Posts: 656 Member
      What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
      A Cat-astrophe.

      Why is the cat so grouchy?
      Because he's in a bad mewd

      How many cats can you put into an empty box?
      Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.




      Ok I'll show myself out the door now.
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      LuckyKittenCatLuckyKittenCat Posts: 4,640 Member
      edited September 2016
      @rosey1579
      rosey1579 wrote: »
      Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Everyday, upon arriving at work, he would unlock the top drawer of his desk, peer at something inside, then close and lock the drawer. He had done this for 25 years. The entire staff was intrigued but no-one was game to ask him what was in the drawer. Finally the time came for Mr Evans to retire. There was a farewell party with speeches and a presentation. As soon as Mr Evans had left the building some of the staff rushed into his office, unlocked the top drawer and peered in. Taped to the bottom of the drawer was a sheet of paper. It read, "The debit side is the one nearest the window.
      Grumpy-Cat-Meme-02.jpg : yawn where can I leave >=l


      @The_Dismal_Scientist
      The_Dismal_Scientist wrote: »
      What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
      A Cat-astrophe.

      Why is the cat so grouchy?
      Because he's in a bad mewd

      How many cats can you put into an empty box?
      Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.




      Ok I'll show myself out the door now.

      [img]http://www.🐸🐸🐸🐸/images2/grumpy-cat/no-just-no.jpg[/img] : yes do please! because you are making my "mewd" worse!

      (don't pretend you didn't like that joke! XD)
      I am undead! :smiley:
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      rosey1579rosey1579 Posts: 6,252 Member
      edited September 2016
      An accountant has insomnia and goes to see his doctor.

      Accountant: Doctor! I can't sleep!
      Doctor: Have you tried counting sheep?
      Accountant: That's the problem! I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it!
      Don't forget to smile.
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      Pokemonlove33Pokemonlove33 Posts: 115 Member
      Person 1: Knock, knock,
      Person 2: Whose there?
      Person 1: Daisy
      Person 2: Daisy who?
      Person 1: Daisy me rollin'

      (I'm sorry that wasn't very funny, was it?)
      Windmill, windmill for the land, turn forever hand in hand It's coming up, it's DARE What's the matter with me? Turning us into monsters, turning us into fire It's the music that we choose The verdict doesn't love our soul Everybody party time I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad Magic make no sound
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      LuckyKittenCatLuckyKittenCat Posts: 4,640 Member
      rosey1579 wrote: »
      An accountant has insomnia and goes to see his doctor.

      Accountant: Doctor! I can't sleep!
      Doctor: Have you tried counting sheep?
      Accountant: That's the problem! I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it!

      @rosey1579 50613612.jpg : ughh pet me why don't you T_T
      Pokemonlove33 wrote: »
      Person 1: Knock, knock,
      Person 2: Whose there?
      Person 1: Daisy
      Person 2: Daisy who?
      Person 1: Daisy me rollin'

      (I'm sorry that wasn't very funny, was it?)
      @Pokemonlove33

      happy-grumpy-cat-2.jpg : DEY SEE ME ROLLIN
      THEY HATIN!
      just like I am.
      I am undead! :smiley:
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      rosey1579rosey1579 Posts: 6,252 Member
      There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.*



      *Only a fraction of you will understand this.
      Don't forget to smile.
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      LuckyKittenCatLuckyKittenCat Posts: 4,640 Member
      @rosey1579 grumpy_cat_poster_i_love_math_it_makes_people_cry-r91cc8357f25340ff8fef39c8418b3bf8_wvt_8byvr_512.jpg : body character is 5 characters too short. like that joke.
      I am undead! :smiley:
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      rosey1579rosey1579 Posts: 6,252 Member
      Math puns are the first SIN of madness...
      Don't forget to smile.
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      LuckyKittenCatLuckyKittenCat Posts: 4,640 Member
      I swear I'm making the grumpy cat face irl too XD
      I am undead! :smiley:
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      rosey1579rosey1579 Posts: 6,252 Member
      Come to the Math side. We have π.
      Don't forget to smile.
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      LuckyKittenCatLuckyKittenCat Posts: 4,640 Member
      I'm dying and looking at your comments at the same time XD
      I am undead! :smiley:
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      DivaEvie07DivaEvie07 Posts: 1,333 Member
      edited September 2016
      Well That Was Really Catty?


      No? Not Funny... Okay Okay Another One


      Ok So I Was At The Store And I Saw 10 Cats So I Went Like "Whats Up With These Cats?" And Then I Went To The Next Isle And There WAS ANOTHER 10 CATS I.... I Just Went Like Again "OMG WHATS UP WITH THE CATS?!" So I Go To The Next One And -10 Hours Later- AND THEN THERE WAS 10,000 CATS! And Thats My Joke (Well My 2nd One)
      evie
      currently playing NSB
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      DeKayDeKay Posts: 81,602 Member
      Have you heard of that joke that goes:
      How do you make a dumb person laugh on Saturday?
      Tell them a joke on Wednesday.

      It took me 2 years to understand the joke.

      ^ Legit true story.
      My Top Song of the Day: Innocence by Avril Lavigne
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      LuckyKittenCatLuckyKittenCat Posts: 4,640 Member
      DeKay wrote: »
      Have you heard of that joke that goes:
      How do you make a dumb person laugh on Saturday?
      Tell them a joke on Wednesday.

      It took me 2 years to understand the joke.

      ^ Legit true story.
      Mr-Grumpy-cat-funny-hilarious-pictures-laughing-time-smile-LOL-time-25.jpg : you hurt my head....
      wait a minute...
      good.
      I need to be knocked out now.
      I am undead! :smiley:
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      DivaEvie07DivaEvie07 Posts: 1,333 Member
      @kiitomii what about mine about the catty and the store thing.... is that not funny enough?
      evie
      currently playing NSB
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      Broncos4lifeBroncos4life Posts: 11,798 Member
      Want to hear a construction joke?
      Sorry, still working on it :D:D
      Do you like solving a mystery? Come join a mafia game!
      Link: here!

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      ClassicalSimClassicalSim Posts: 1,535 Member
      edited September 2016
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      .....
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      Uzone27Uzone27 Posts: 2,808 Member
      .... and so the pig says to the horse....> "why the long face?"
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      LuckyKittenCatLuckyKittenCat Posts: 4,640 Member
      grumpy doesn't seem to be impressed... oh NO NOT THE COUCH!!!
      I am undead! :smiley:
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      5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      Maybe this will bring a smile to Grumpy Cat -

      Top story: "Dog learns not to chase the cat" :+1:
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      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
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      DivaEvie07DivaEvie07 Posts: 1,333 Member
      Here's A Joke By Grump Cat


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      evie
      currently playing NSB
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      LuckyKittenCatLuckyKittenCat Posts: 4,640 Member
      edited October 2016
      @DivaEvie07
      DivaEvie07 wrote: »
      Here's A Joke By Grump Cat


      Grumpy_Cat.jpg

      grumpy kity: good job, me

      @5782341b77vl
      5782341b77vl wrote: »
      Maybe this will bring a smile to Grumpy Cat -

      Top story: "Dog learns not to chase the cat" :+1:
      karatecat_zps8afb6cb6.jpg

      grumpy: heheh..
      honestly I hought in da last photo that the cat was doing carate!!!
      I am undead! :smiley:
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      DivaEvie07DivaEvie07 Posts: 1,333 Member
      A Joke From Uncle Grumpy Cat ;)


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      evie
      currently playing NSB
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      LuckyKittenCatLuckyKittenCat Posts: 4,640 Member
      I just realized you have a youtube lol XD
      I am undead! :smiley:
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