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    bamcam30bamcam30 Posts: 1,301 Member
    in The Sims 4 General Discussion
    Customer: Why is there so much clipping?
    EA and Maxis: Its the ultimate fix to routing issues. All the Sims are ghosts! Blow your mind don't it? You wanted ghosts? You got em'!

    Customer: Why is it that the wife didn't respond to obviously being cheated on?
    EA and Maxis: We believe that in this day and age, people like to have more open relationships and accept spouses that like to explore their options more.

    Come up with your own ridiculous Damage Control! :p

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      xtinagaga97xtinagaga97 Posts: 600 Member
      Customer: Why does this look like a mobile game?
      EA: Coming to iPad in 2015, with fun micro transactions!
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      salivacocktailsalivacocktail Posts: 552 Member
      @bamcam30 At first I thought those were real responses, was about to /ragequit
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      bamcam30bamcam30 Posts: 1,301 Member
      salivacocktail wrote: »
      @bamcam30 At first I thought those were real responses, was about to /ragequit
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      Its kind of a shame that those seemed like real responses to you. Kind of shows how ridiculous Sims 4's marketing has become.
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      Asuka7794Asuka7794 Posts: 1,431 Member
      edited September 2014
      Customer: Why does this game taste half-baked?
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      EA:Cuz emotions.
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      salivacocktailsalivacocktail Posts: 552 Member
      bamcam30 wrote: »
      Its kind of a shame that those seemed like real responses to you. Kind of shows how ridiculous Sims 4's marketing has become.

      Honestly? I don't know what to expect at this point. My mind is clouded with disappointment. :disappointed:
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      meekeeleekeemeekeeleekee Posts: 202 Member
      lol! i thought the top ones were real responses!! god im blonde *face palm*
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      AWhiteWolfAWhiteWolf Posts: 63 Member
      Customer: Why are there so many bugs?
      EA: because being a Beta tester is fun.
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      Kamb64Kamb64 Posts: 2,546 Member
      Customer: Why is the game so incomplete?
      EA: It sounded like a good idea at the time, of course we had been drinking, so....
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      robotpanda34robotpanda34 Posts: 3,387 Member
      Customer:Why is the sims 4 half baked?
      EA:-trying to make a half baked cake look good-
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      bamcam30bamcam30 Posts: 1,301 Member
      edited September 2014
      robotpanda34 wrote: »
      Customer:Why is the sims 4 half baked?
      EA:-trying to make a half baked cake look good-
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      That is the saddest looking cake I've ever seen. I just want to hug it and then feed it cake so it can feel more like cake.
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      Lehawtness8I3Lehawtness8I3 Posts: 89 New Member
      Customer: Why did I buy this game?
      EA: Call back later. We're too busy counting your money.
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      gasolinebunnygasolinebunny Posts: 270 Member
      User: Damage Control! What we want and what they give us! Funny threads beating the horse that has been dead for nearly a year!
      Me: Another one of these threads?!
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      kirby356kirby356 Posts: 4,607 Member
      edited September 2014
      Customer: Why are the babies demented, and buggy?
      EA: Because they are upset that they won't turn into toddlers. They want to stay as young as possible. EMOTIONS!
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      Fairy_HappyFairy_Happy Posts: 8,913 Member
      edited September 2014
      Customer: Why are toddlers cut out from the game?
      EA: Just because. We're a company and we don't have to answer you. Now give us your hard earned money and we'd be on our way


      Customer: What happened to open world?
      EA: What happened to equal treatment?
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      bamcam30bamcam30 Posts: 1,301 Member
      MannyRull wrote: »
      User: Damage Control! What we want and what they give us! Funny threads beating the horse that has been dead for nearly a year!
      Me: Another one of these threads?!

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      gasolinebunnygasolinebunny Posts: 270 Member
      bamcam30 wrote: »
      MannyRull wrote: »
      User: Damage Control! What we want and what they give us! Funny threads beating the horse that has been dead for nearly a year!
      Me: Another one of these threads?!

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      Er, no, that is literally it. The joke was funny when the first thread was made. Never again after that.
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      Fairy_HappyFairy_Happy Posts: 8,913 Member
      edited September 2014
      MannyRull wrote: »
      User: Damage Control! What we want and what they give us! Funny threads beating the horse that has been dead for nearly a year!
      Me: Another one of these threads?!

      Me: Another one of THOSE people?

      this thread was supposed to be fun. Of course here comes the negative Neds. Brace yourselves.

      Edit: I'm going to watch CLANNED. It's gonna be hell tomorrow. -_-

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      bamcam30bamcam30 Posts: 1,301 Member
      friendlyone20 wrote: »
      MannyRull wrote: »
      User: Damage Control! What we want and what they give us! Funny threads beating the horse that has been dead for nearly a year!
      Me: Another one of these threads?!

      Me: Another one of THOSE people?

      this thread was supposed to be fun. Of course here comes the negative Neds. Brace yourselves.

      Eh just ignore him. I refuse to have this thread go off track
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      gasolinebunnygasolinebunny Posts: 270 Member
      friendlyone20 wrote: »
      MannyRull wrote: »
      User: Damage Control! What we want and what they give us! Funny threads beating the horse that has been dead for nearly a year!
      Me: Another one of these threads?!

      Me: Another one of THOSE people?

      this thread was supposed to be fun. Of course here comes the negative Neds. Brace yourselves.
      It was supposed to be fun. But there's been enough threads about the exact same thing, that's exactly why it gets old, and I mean washed-up old, after the fifth thread.
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      DecafHighDecafHigh Posts: 669 Member
      salivacocktail wrote: »
      @bamcam30 At first I thought those were real responses, was about to /ragequit
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      kirby356kirby356 Posts: 4,607 Member
      MannyRull wrote: »
      bamcam30 wrote: »
      MannyRull wrote: »
      User: Damage Control! What we want and what they give us! Funny threads beating the horse that has been dead for nearly a year!
      Me: Another one of these threads?!

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      Er, no, that is literally it. The joke was funny when the first thread was made. Never again after that.
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      Fairy_HappyFairy_Happy Posts: 8,913 Member
      MannyRull wrote: »
      friendlyone20 wrote: »
      MannyRull wrote: »
      User: Damage Control! What we want and what they give us! Funny threads beating the horse that has been dead for nearly a year!
      Me: Another one of these threads?!

      Me: Another one of THOSE people?

      this thread was supposed to be fun. Of course here comes the negative Neds. Brace yourselves.
      It was supposed to be fun. But there's been enough threads about the exact same thing, that's exactly why it gets old, and I mean washed-up old, after the fifth thread.

      Brace yourself buddy because tomorrow it will be a lot worst with people posting the same things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again since the game is being released tomorrow.

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      bamcam30bamcam30 Posts: 1,301 Member
      Rinilex wrote: »
      Customer: Why are there no pools, toddlers, cars, ghosts or a variety of NPCs?
      EA: So we could put all of our resources into creating a new, fun game, complete with Sims with complex and intuitive emotions!
      Customer: My Sim's husband just died and she stepped over his body to make some cereal.
      EA: ...
      Customer: ...
      EA: ...
      Customer: ...
      EA: Look, a spaceship! *snatches wallet and runs*

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