What are the best/worst one-liner jokes you have?
Hello again!
The world is filled with one liner jokes, some are good, and some make you groan and slowly clap at the puns.
What one-liner jokes can you come up with?
I'll start us off:
I wanted to become a plumber...But that's just a pipe dream!
Comments
(that's a groaner, I know)
You poker face! B)
These are terrible I know! lol
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
That made me wet myself... Thanks.
What do you call a deer that doesn't have eyes? No idea.
What do you call a deer that doesn't have legs or eyes? Still no idea.
Put her in a circular room and tell her to find a corner
Twsited: Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Twsited: Two guys walk in to a bar, one asks for H2O, the second for H2O too, the second guy dies.
(** not sure how many countries have BP, but if your'e not sure what it is, it's a petrol station franchise)
You drive on a parkway but park in a driveway.
Reminds me of this (hopefully the link works)
Why didn't the Shetland Pony make a speech ? It was a little horse .
What do you get when you mix a Scandinavian and an egg ? A bad yolk
What did one hat say to the other ? I'll go on a head
What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage? A: A croaking device.
What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question with a joke ?
and then theres this one but you'll just have to watch it
(answer: no, no it did not)
Only in America does one order a double cheeseburger, a large fry and DIET soda. -_-
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Some more Only in America jokes
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering