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Oh Sims, you are funny.
NRowe
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Time for a “Oh Sims..” or a “Only in the Sims” style thread.
Share those moments when your Sim does things like:
-stealing a carrot from work
-washing up the soda can in a sink of hot sudsy water
Share those moments when your Sim does things like:
-stealing a carrot from work
-washing up the soda can in a sink of hot sudsy water
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It almost makes a rather unique outfit @LaBlue0314
- Cutting corners by walking through walls and furniture.
- Putting cupcakes in the dishwasher.
- Routing to a toilet upstairs instead of the one in the next room, because there is less distance through the ceiling.
- Going to bed on a full bladder and empty stomach, because energy is just a wee bit lower than those two needs.
- Biking into a house or venue, and getting on their bike in those places too.
- Biking on the sidewalks, zig-zagging between pedestrians.
- Pets and toddlers snailing their way down stairs and outside to greet a homecoming Sim who has already gone inside and started other activities.
- Grown Sim-men quivering their lower lips in discomfort like a baby.
- Sims not being able to do anything, because a another Sim across the neighborhood wants to chat, but takes ages to arrive and can't be cancelled.
- Spellcasters falling from the sky (off their brooms) randomly.
- Hungry Sims grabbing a plate of food just to put it down again and not eat.
- Sick animals everywhere.
- Sims not obeying because toddler check is much more important.
- Putting toddlers in high chairs for no reason.
- Toddlers getting angry over nothing and wanting food for any and all reasons.
The list goes on...
A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear
Time enjoyed is never time wasted
Yes, I know I can make him return the stolen objects, but I don't think he's the type who wants to return anything he's stolen.
Another one.
You give your apartment neighbour a key. He pops over saying “I’m going to check out the city, can I use your place to get ready?”
I mean, you’re neighbours. His much bigger, very own apartment is right there across the corridor.
Tadeo, your wife is stood right next to you, you've just had a conversation, she is clearly alive. Up until now I considered you reasonably intelligent. Even your son has realised. Why are you still mourning her? 🤨
Magicomedies:https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/1006334/magicomedies#latest
taking a drink/book outside to sit on the side of the pool and changing into swimwear, when it’s cold and then complaining because they’re cold 🤷♀️
omg is that why there are dirty dishes piling up in my build mode inventory?? I thought maybe it was some wierd bug, but I guess it's my kleptomaniac teenager
Thank you!
Yep, stolen dirty dishes always go to build & buy mode household inventory.
Me: Hey, sim, do your homework! *switches to a different sim to check up on them*
Sim: Okie dokie! *whips out homework and proceeds to work on it*
Me: *comes back to to homework sim after several minutes* Um...You can sit at the kitchen table or something, you know?
Sim: But you said to do my work. You didn't say anything about sitting down!'
Me: Yes, but -
Sim: YOU SAID TO DO MY HOMEWORK!
Me: *Eye twitches as I click on a chair at the kitchen table*
Player: *instructs sim to prepare meal* "Then eat something, you little goofball!"
Sim: *starts cooking meal*
-5 seconds later-
Sim: *Stops cooking meal* "I'm so hungry!"
Player: *head hits desk*
Sim decides to cook food. Sets the house on fire. Fire is extinguished. Sim decides to do some washing up, in the bathroom sink. Sim starts rapidly drinking water from the sink while I am preoccupied. Sim, realizing their bladder need is low, decides to run from the downstairs bathroom up four floors and along two corridors to their roommates en suite bedroom (I always forget to lock doors), then dies of embarrassment as they simultaneously wet themselves and see their friend in the bath.
Why. Why, why, why, why. Why.
Edit: Why.
@SquirrelTail15 lol so funny
I had my sim go outside in her military outfit to practice marching up and down, she did it the whole time carrying her breakfast.
Wait, really? That image in my head... I had this glitch once where, after having her kid at the hospital, my sim changed into the hospital gown to go to work. It was hilarious.
Edit: Just remembered that her job was a musician...
When hand-washing it proved insufficient, he tried another tactic:
This had me in stitches it was just so funny.
Oh, Those Crazy Sims …
I find the whole Sims stacking up a problem, since DU came out.
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Talking of peeing, how daft is that walk? Your bladder is about to burst, any sane person runs to the bathroom as fast as possible. But, no, our sims would rather waddle like a penguin in slow motion.
I'm so glad I found out here. It would have been embarrassing opening a bug report for the dirty dishes in my build mode inventory, and I was thinking of doing that
@GalacticGal You can get cupcakes in the mail? That's awesome. That's never happened in my game. I'm going to check the box more often. I just get bills and sometimes a postcard.
Excellent time management on her part. 😁
Regarding the wife back from the dead, it's possible 😆 but I think maybe all the emotion was just too much for husband to handle. He is a bit of a sensitive fellow, once cried after having an arguement with the smart speaker.
Magicomedies:https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/1006334/magicomedies#latest