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Les Sims - Mr Bernance Sims Specialist

LightestsLightests Posts: 853 Member
i didn't translate this, was translated by someone in the youtube comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glumnRS82lQ
Woman : I can’t take it anymore, that’s why I came here with him. I really can’t.
Mr Bernance : What about you Jean-Louis ?
Jean-Louis : speaks simlish
Mr Bernance : Mmmh.
Woman : What, wait, did you understand what he just said ?
Mr Bernance : Yes, I did Simlish as a second language. That’s why.
Woman : Well, you’re lucky, because I don’t even understand one word of what he’s saying.
Mr Bernance : OK, so, how is the everyday life going ? Is it good ?
Woman : No, it’s not ! It’s a nightmare ! He makes a racket when he wakes up, he doesn’t do anything all day, he never does the dishes, and sometimes he doesn’t even bother putting his dirty plate in the sink.
Mr B: All of that’s nothing ! It’s the hazards of everyday life ! I think if he keeps-
Woman : When he’s too far away from the bathroom he wets his pants.
Mr B : That’s rough.
Woman : My friend Josie told me to put him in a room and take the door off. It’s what she did with hers. And I find it a little cruel. But I’m at the end of my rope, do you understand ?
Mr B : Listen, you were right to bring him to us, we’ll take care of him. You alright Jean-Louis ?
J-L : speaks simlish
Voice : Each year, more than one million of Sims are euthanized in a room without door. So do like this woman, entrust your sims to me, Jean-Luc Bernance. Sensitive and good listener, I will find them a new home.
Woman#2 : So, here’s the thing, I’m looking for someone funny, who likes to chat, and who has dark hair, if it’s possible.
Mr B : Listen, I have exactly what you need. Hahaha. I love it when he does that.
Voice : Jean-Luc Bernance, the end of the neglected sims, the beginning of the adopted ones. Appointments from monday to thurdsay.
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    MsPhyMsPhy Posts: 5,055 Member
    Oh, this was great! Thanks so much for the translation :-D
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    LightestsLightests Posts: 853 Member
    @MsPhy i didnt translate it, someone on youtube did XD
    just edited the post to reflect that
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    Zagatta7Zagatta7 Posts: 229 Member
    Mr Bernance is very very handsome
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