A group of friends want to go out to town for a night out but only have a big lemon?
It's fine, someone can take the boot/trunk.
Eight can squeeze in to the car if you sit tightly packed; or even even better you can move the back seat down; gain access to the trunk and you can fit two more. Besides scientists have figured out how to pass a solid object through another solid object. That’s why we can get away with being such lousy drivers.
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
I never got to take any driving lessons when I was a teenager, but now that I´m all grown up I can drive any car, no problem.
Still wondering about the doors, though.
I decided that I wanted to do photography, so I went out and brought me a camera and read some books before taking any pictures with it. Well the first time that I used the camera, I was taking a picture of my pet unicorn and when the film got developed, I noticed that it was photo-bombed by a garden gnome. I have no idea where the darn garden gnome came from but it ruined my picture of my unicorn...
I built an easy tomb in a nectary today. I hid many treasures and set some traps but the best part is the mummy is set to curse anyone who peeks in its sarcophagus.
I placed an umbrella on my floor. I got out my screwdriver poked at it a little to make it glow, make it indestructible, glow, indestructible.... in minutes I was a master of handiness. I got accolades from the city. I received blanket discounts on construction materials. I would be a great astronaut... if astronauts needed umbrellas (maybe for descent.) Never know when you might need an umbrella.
I was really jealous of people who could go use their laptops anywhere. So, I changed myself to be more like them. I had a midlife crisis. I became a workaholic. I sat in the same bars and clubs I saw them sitting in, and I worked. I sat at the same tables where I was once sat looking for someone to talk to, absorbed in work. It wasn't as fun as I thought. Sitting around in a public place with a laptop isn't as fun as it looks. I got really bored. No one thought I looked cool. I got really lonely. I missed the way things used to be.
I love how easy it is to change my baby's diaper! Actually, I don't really do any changing...
All I have to do is raise my little bundle of joy up into the air and some magical force makes everything within the diaper disappear and leaves a brand new, clean diaper on the kiddo like it was never dirty.
Am I still a vegetarian if I eat egg, steak, and cheese plants?
I don’t know but I can tell you two things, don’t eat death-fish and life-fruit makes you young again, no lie or same with the fountain of life last time I went to Hidden Springs. I gotta plant a few more life plants. If I eat thirty more I’ll be back at the beginning of my young adult stage.
Of course I don’t know what the LD of life-fruit.is....hey, wait is that a jellybean plant?
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
@Nikkei_Simmer My life fruit died because a mob of gnomes moved into my garden so it couldn't be reached to be watered. I didn't have the heart to take a sledge hammer to the gnomes or hock them, so I moved them to the far edge of my lot. They kept coming back. They started to turn the stereo on at night when I needed to sleep for work. I stopped getting raises. I bought a tv for the gnomes, which helped a bit, but it never brought back my life fruit.
@Nikkei_Simmer My life fruit died because a mob of gnomes moved into my garden so it couldn't be reached to be watered. I didn't have the heart to take a sledge hammer to the gnomes or hock them, so I moved them to the far edge of my lot. They kept coming back. They started to turn the stereo on at night when I needed to sleep for work. I stopped getting raises. I bought a tv for the gnomes, which helped a bit, but it never brought back my life fruit.
I just kick them. So far at least my teddy bear hasn’t turned into a vampire.
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
@Nikkei_Simmer I tried to save my teddy bear. I looked everywhere for a spot to hide it. I tried to put it in the fridge, but couldn't. Things only got worse when my dog started to bark at the fridge. Then I got a washing machine. I fell for a troglodyte at the consignment store even though I should know better. I tried buying a sprinkler. When I get mad enough at the gnomes I put them out for the zombies to kick.
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My boss gave me a book to read to improve my job performance. Later that night, I sat down to read. Seeing how frustrated I was from reading the boring book, my husband pressed "3" on the computer keyboard and I finished that book in a few seconds.
You can always see only two other pupils in the schoolbus, even if three of your siblings got on the bus with you.
And there´s the busdriver. Do not look at the busdriver.
I've never touched a guitar, but I am a master of the instrument. I don't own a camera, but I know I take the most breathtaking photographs. I seldom cook, but I am a world class chef. I have never tasted nectar, but I make the best. I rival the chess masters in intellect, am a rocket scientist at handiness, and a latent best selling author. I listened to 10 tabcasts. I sit around in my underwear and live on cereal and canned soup. I mop up dog puddles and sell what unwary suitors send me in the mail to support myself. I seldom clean my toilet... it only bothers me when I am in the room. I look out my door and know I could have any job I wanted. Yet being a latrine cleaner, podium polisher, roadie, kitchen scullion or coffee courier is unsatisfactory and below the station of my astounding intellect. I receive accolades from the city again and again each time I finish a tabcast. They know how great I am. I will continue to sit around in my underwear and admire my unrivaled intellect in solitude, my remarkable intellectual accomplishments will be acknowledged by the government as truly masterful, and the workplace can kiss it because they don't know what they are looking at when they tell me to go clean the latrine. Those who know the least overestimate their abilities the most.
I moved into a crappy little house, and promptly recolored all of the ugly furniture, by magic, almost. Walls, too, and floors. Then I decided to add on a basement, and that was done in seconds! Stairs? No problem. No permits needed, either. Planted a full garden with a few gestures, and then decided to get new clothing. By magic, I was in a little room, able to try on all sorts of outfits, and even recolor them, by magic, at will. Then I wanted to learn, so I created more money for myself, and bought a tablet. Several tabcasts later, all while doing other things, and I knew everything! Any job in town was mine for the taking. Then I got lonely, so I created a cute guy and moved him in next door. After a few long conversations, he was hooked, and we were married, and he moved in. There are vampires across the street, but they aren't bad people, and the werewolves down the block are fun at parties. The zombies, though, keep eating the garden. Bored, we decided to take a trip. Flew off to Egypt, and saved time traveling by taking the family car in the magical backpack of holding. Looted several old tombs, and no one seemed to care, and flew home with priceless relics, too! Fantastic gems appear around town randomly, giving us a lot of income, and valuable metals as well. Flowers from the park sell for a fortune, so we don't have to work. Cooking is a breeze, with no dishes to wash, and pans cleaning themselves. The grass never needs mowed, and the trash never needs picked up. Life is good.
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It's fine, someone can take the boot/trunk.
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Eight can squeeze in to the car if you sit tightly packed; or even even better you can move the back seat down; gain access to the trunk and you can fit two more. Besides scientists have figured out how to pass a solid object through another solid object. That’s why we can get away with being such lousy drivers.
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
Still wondering about the doors, though.
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All I have to do is raise my little bundle of joy up into the air and some magical force makes everything within the diaper disappear and leaves a brand new, clean diaper on the kiddo like it was never dirty.
And they said taking care of babies is hard...
Of course I don’t know what the LD of life-fruit.is....hey, wait is that a jellybean plant?
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
I just kick them. So far at least my teddy bear hasn’t turned into a vampire.
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
My boss gave me a book to read to improve my job performance. Later that night, I sat down to read. Seeing how frustrated I was from reading the boring book, my husband pressed "3" on the computer keyboard and I finished that book in a few seconds.
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Well; at least he didn’t get the toilet.
Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
And there´s the busdriver. Do not look at the busdriver.
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Just assume that every edit I make is because of typos.
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