Ikkanu: Um, none. I don't really feel ready for children yet. Some of the island spirits are actually spirits of children though and they like to play pranks. With deepest respect to the spirits of Mua Pel'am, it does kind of get annoying sometimes. Especially when they keep haunting my toilet. Do you have any annoying…
My vampire and Spellcaster Sims were scared of Greg when they met him but have found Greg is quite easy to subdue with vampire hypnosis or a Chillio spell. Siren's Lure and Summon Ocean Threat also work on him (though how the kraken gets to the lake I have no idea. Teleportation? Maybe there's a mini one already living…
Aka went on a grilling spree. This was a completely autonomous (and possibly glitchy) action: my little ninja, Aka, was getting hungry so decided to cook food, but instead of eating what he'd grilled, he just kept on grilling more meals. He must have been very hungry! Just wanted to add something else that made me laugh: I…
Dear little sim, Seriously, how long does it take to do a photoshoot? You've been stood in front of that camera for nearly four hours! And another thing, please don't go into the toilet when your brother is already in there trying to have an angry dump. It's just not appropriate and really won't improve his mood.
Had to look the song up but think I actually quite like it 😆. Watched an episode of the Brady Bunch once and found the parents so annoying! So I'll pick the Henry the 8th song. I'll quite happily listen to my favourite songs on repeat several times. Would you rather... be a fifteen foot tall ninja with the ability to float…
Teleportation. Would save so much time and money, as well as fuel emissions (if I could do it myself) Still waiting for scientists to invent this. Would you rather have super strength or super speed?
A kangaroo. More options available as to where I could live comfortably and I could outrun any threats or box them with my feet. Plus I'd get to be over 6ft tall and be able to jump really high! Would you rather be a tarantula or a scorpion?
The video for Cold Heart by Elton John and Dua Lipa. I really like the trippy animations and the combo of anime and stop motion styles. Slightly overlapping on part of the bottom row because I had one baby tooth which took so long to fall out that when it finally did, it got wedged between the adult teeth growing either…
Dear little werewolf sim, I understand you wish to express your distaste for vampires but doing that on his shoes really doesn't make you the bigger person in this scenario. At least show a bit of decorum.
Dear little neighbourhood Sim, My Sim has only spoken to you once. Please stop phoning him for relationship advice. He really couldn't care less as to whether you want to add another baby to the four you've already had as a result of these calls. Please stop pestering him or I will be forced to summon the kraken.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. So many great funny lines and scenes but as I can remember most of them off by heart now, it would be great to experience those funny moments for the first time again. Love it when something unexpectedly makes me laugh out loud.
Thank you. 🙂 It was fun to write. Ikkanu's traits in my game save are Child of the Islands, Loner and Paranoid, but if I could add more, I would add Unflirty and Squeamish too. We need more trait slots for our Sims!
Kio: If you mean to live off of, I'd have to say plasma fruit because without it I'd either starve or, um, my vampirism would completely take me over and I'd end up drinking from (gags) living things. Which I never want to happen. But if I could choose any food at all, I would have a giant cupcake. Not to eat, just to look…