Dr. Lovebeard's 5 easy steps to luring in the ladies:
Step 1: Lean awkwardly in the corner while rubbing your husky beard.
Step 2: Remember to wink and give the ladies a thumbs up when they spot you staring at them.
Step 3: Try not to lick your fingers.
Step 4: If they still aren't noticing you, go shirtless and wink even harder.
Step 5: If the above steps fail, immediately put your shirt back on and stop winking. At this point the police have been notified and are likely on their way.
(The doc sent me this list quite a while ago. These are difficult to master. The only one I succeeded at each time was step 5)