"I accidentally killed my boyfriend. Hopefully there's a way to get him back."
"The only thing I let my kids eat is cereal. Sometimes I don't even feed them since they get lunch at school."
"Some townies are so weird-looking that I stop whatever I'm doing just to rearrange their face. I feel like I spend more time doing that than actually paying attention to my needs. But maybe 'not seeing ugly people in my town' should be considered a need."
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Um, say something like
"I'm having a baby!" When you aren't pregnant or anything.
Ergh! I can't think of anymore.
*hides in corner to think of more*
"I like to spin in circles while I change my clothes"
Sorry, I'm having a wee bit of fun with this ^_^
(Even though the phrases I'm saying are completely unfunny =P)
"I can fit this car in my pocket!"
"I know it's been 3 hours but, will you marry me"
"Once I used a photobooth with my son and we came out as boyfriend and girlfriend."
"Everyone goes to prom with their grandparents these days."
*sigh* If only, if only...
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My two daughters went into the photobooth together and now their dating. I don't know how to fix it. - This probably sounds worse since I'm only sixteen
I just had a son I named ______, but I'm not sure where he got the blonde hair from.
I just got an evil child from the wishing well.
My son Jacob, was just asked out by his cousin, what's even weirder is that he just moved in with his girlfriend.
My whole family got destroyed by a meteor, including the twins who were still infants, now I have to start over.
I never think about how weird it must sound to others.
It doesn't help that I refer to them as my _____, but I can't help it. When I raise them from toddlers to adults, I kind of see them as my own in a way.
Not sure if that made sense, but hopefully you get it.
There was no ladder in the pool so I drowned!
"Don't worry, just leave the baby in the crib and everything will be fine."
"I love it when people drown, their ghosts are so cool!"
"My gnome turned my teddy bear into a vampire!"
Sometimes I go four days without a shower.
I never brush my teeth.
If I don't get pregnant the first time, seconds later and I try again I will.
If there's a housefire, only stuff gets burnt; not the walls.
Its acceptable to date your cousin.
"My husband was flirting with the repairlady so I lit them on fire."
:twisted:
"Aww shucks, I left my baby in the subway again."
"The babysitter stole my baby, so I went in her house and got my kid then deleted her."
how do you even do this? (cause i want to)