You might be a sim if you teach your teenager to drive and once you do you leave said teenager. This said teenager gets caught out after curfew (you were teaching them to drive that late) and when said teenager comes home..you scold them (I mean seriously it was your fault).
You might be a sim if you want to pillow everyone you meet.
You might be a sim if you just bought a house (start of game) and have very little money but want to go on vacation to china, france, or Eypt..
You might be a sim if you can throw eggshells behind you and they disappear (cooking waffles and such).
You might be a sim if you see your mail person cuss out your mail and throw it on the ground.
You might be a sim if you have a backpack that is invisible and yet you still pull out your things out of your rear end.
You might be a sim if you watch the grim reaper go up five stories of stairs to your tower just to stir your cauldron.
You might be a sim if you watch your cowplant eat the maid and spit it back out.
You might be a sim if you take a photo of you and your child in the photobooth and come out as a couple..X_X
You might be a sim if you get a job to give someone a sing a gram for coming home from school, being a bully, working out in a gym, and etc..when you are a superstar singer.
You might be a Sim if you can mysteriously pull out an endless supply of water balloons and snowballs out of thin air and throw them at people you barely know. :-)
--You believe that cussing at fire to put it out is an effective method.
--You've ever set your kitchen on fire and electrocuted yourself in the same day.
--You have ever caught the flu from seeing cockroaches.
--You saw a cockroach once and were scarred for life.
--You consider having a punching match with your friend to be a fun game.
--Your toilet currently looks radioactive
--You have ever been so busy playing computer games that you've forgotten to go to the restroom and wet yourself.
--After the above situation, you shrugged and went back to playing.
--You've ever eaten food with flies buzzing around it (and then were surprised when you got sick)
--When you're lonely, hideous, one-eyed rabbits comfort you. You accept this as normal.
--When things get really bad, you have a mental breakdown. A guy who looks like he stuck his tongue in a toaster hypnotizes you into acting like a monkey. For some reason, you accept this as normal too.
--Your best friend is pregnant. Your best friend is also male. For some reason, this is also normal.
--You consider water-balloons to be a sign of affection.
--You want to be abducted by aliens
--You want everyone you know to be abducted by aliens
--One of your relatives starved to death because they could not scale a picket fence.
--You are afraid of ghosts, but smash your grandmother's urn anyway.
--You have electrocuted yourself on the same piece of equipment more than three times in one day.
--Your father left more to the Social Bunny in his will than to you.
--You know all of the local firefighters by name
--You look into the telescope immediately after your significant other is abducted
--A toddler passes out from exhaustion on your lawn, and you point and laugh.
--You throw screaming tantrums and yell at the sky when things don't go your way.
--Nobody thinks that the tantrums are odd.
--You like all music equally.
--You cannot speak with someone if the patch of ground they're standing on is 5 inches lower than where you're standing.
--You have ever passed out the second you stepped out of the carpool and lain unconscious on your lawn.
--You have ever fished something out of the trashcan and eaten it instead of turning around and opening the fridge.
--You refrigerate everything (potato chips, cookies, cereal, etc.)
--You wash your hands after every slice of pizza you eat, but not after you use the toilet.
--Someone blocks your path for 30 seconds, and you respond by throwing a tantrum, shrugging, and completely forgetting what you were about to do.
--You use excessive body language and hand gestures
--Your newspaper consists of only one page
--You can pull tools, utensils, pillows, and even mops out of thin air
--A ghost has been raiding your fridge.
--You have more than 15 stolen lawn gnomes on your property.
--You wear your wedding ring on your middle finger.
--You cried more when your neighbor took your lawn gnome than you did when the Reaper took your wife
--When the kitchen catches on fire, you take the one fireproof member of your household (the toddler) outside, and then run back in and die in the fire.
--You own a man-eating plant, but not a dog.
--You can slap the #$%! out of the neighbor, yet cannot discipline your own children.
--You have ever had a pillow fight with your significant other in someone else's living room, while they were standing there.
LOL
I was dying the entire time, reading these!!!
-YMBASI...you speak a bizarre language that everyone can understand.
-YMBASI...you ever asked your partner if they were in the mood for woohooing, not sex...and they said Elicanto!.
-YMBASI...your days are 12 'hours' long.
-YMBASI...you can fit your car in your pocket.
-YMBASI...your life's achievements are determined my a mysterious green or blue bar that floats above your head every time you read a book, cook a meal, and do anything that's not walking.
You can drive your car through another car
You can run over people and they keep walking (or it happens to you)
You can drive a car (adults) without driving lessons
Teens can ride motoercycles without driving lessons (but can't drive a car)
- You can decide whether or not you have a birthday just by buying a cake.
- It doesn't cost you anything to get a whole new wardrobe.
- You realize that you've got a lot of stuff sitting around your house that you can't use, like lemonade you can't drink, tools you can't use, perfume you can't use, etc.
- You have towels in your bathroom, but you never seem to need them.
- You don't have to be qualified to join the career field of your choice. You just show up.
- You can make a key lime pie with nothing but a lime and an egg.
- You make "quick drinks" for your friends and they look like glasses full of grey glue but everyone loves them anyway.
- Your banana trees look like apple trees and you can grow steak and cheese in your garden.
- Your garden gnomes move on their own and multiply.
- Your best friend is in love with a ghost and you don't find it strange.
- You caught on fire one time while performing a sing-a-gram and everyone just went about their business without trying to help.
- A meteor has ever hit your school in the middle of prom.
You might be a sim if...
-With just the click of the mailbox your not hungry,tired,dirty,etc...
-You can potty train,teach your child to walk and talk all in the same day
Your house is remodeled out of no where.
You can walk through other Sims and even walls.
You stand and watch a burglar walk away with your TV.
If you can't swim in the ocean.
If can't walk up a slightly steep hill.
If you stand outside and was your dishes by putting your arms through the wall.
You get mad when someone talks about music.
You might be a sim if you are pixelated every time you take a shower
You might be a sim if random seeds appear in your pocket when you learn to garden
You might be a sim if reading a pregnancy book affects your unborn baby's personality
You might be a sim if you can drive into the library, drive up to a bookcase, select a book and read it without leaving your car! (This actually happened in my game)
You might be a Sim if you catch the stove on fire just trying to cook mac and cheese for dinner and then seduce the fireman when he comes (by himself) to put it out.
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You might be a sim if you talk in simlish.
You might be a sim if one of your friends dies, and 3 days later your happy again.
lol
You might be a sim if you want to pillow everyone you meet.
You might be a sim if you just bought a house (start of game) and have very little money but want to go on vacation to china, france, or Eypt..
You might be a sim if you can throw eggshells behind you and they disappear (cooking waffles and such).
You might be a sim if you see your mail person cuss out your mail and throw it on the ground.
You might be a sim if you have a backpack that is invisible and yet you still pull out your things out of your rear end.
You might be a sim if you watch the grim reaper go up five stories of stairs to your tower just to stir your cauldron.
You might be a sim if you watch your cowplant eat the maid and spit it back out.
You might be a sim if you take a photo of you and your child in the photobooth and come out as a couple..X_X
I was dying the entire time, reading these!!!
-YMBASI...you speak a bizarre language that everyone can understand.
-YMBASI...you ever asked your partner if they were in the mood for woohooing, not sex...and they said Elicanto!.
-YMBASI...your days are 12 'hours' long.
-YMBASI...you can fit your car in your pocket.
-YMBASI...your life's achievements are determined my a mysterious green or blue bar that floats above your head every time you read a book, cook a meal, and do anything that's not walking.
You can run over people and they keep walking (or it happens to you)
You can drive a car (adults) without driving lessons
Teens can ride motoercycles without driving lessons (but can't drive a car)
- You can decide whether or not you have a birthday just by buying a cake.
- It doesn't cost you anything to get a whole new wardrobe.
- You realize that you've got a lot of stuff sitting around your house that you can't use, like lemonade you can't drink, tools you can't use, perfume you can't use, etc.
- You have towels in your bathroom, but you never seem to need them.
- You don't have to be qualified to join the career field of your choice. You just show up.
- You can make a key lime pie with nothing but a lime and an egg.
- You make "quick drinks" for your friends and they look like glasses full of grey glue but everyone loves them anyway.
- Your banana trees look like apple trees and you can grow steak and cheese in your garden.
- Your garden gnomes move on their own and multiply.
- Your best friend is in love with a ghost and you don't find it strange.
- You caught on fire one time while performing a sing-a-gram and everyone just went about their business without trying to help.
- A meteor has ever hit your school in the middle of prom.
- You've ever gone fishing at the cemetary.
- You've actually met the grim reaper.
Lol, I love this!
-With just the click of the mailbox your not hungry,tired,dirty,etc...
-You can potty train,teach your child to walk and talk all in the same day
You get a phone call telling you that you can revive a loved one.
You're swimming when suddenly a wall pops out of nowhere.
You can walk through other Sims and even walls.
You stand and watch a burglar walk away with your TV.
If you can't swim in the ocean.
If can't walk up a slightly steep hill.
If you stand outside and was your dishes by putting your arms through the wall.
You get mad when someone talks about music.
complete forum tutorial
Thank you @MDianaSanders for halloween-fying Golluma
You might be a sim if random seeds appear in your pocket when you learn to garden
You might be a sim if reading a pregnancy book affects your unborn baby's personality