First, nothing in this thread is meant to be taken seriously or literally. It is done completely for the sake of humor. And quoting the Preface of Huckaberry Finn
"PERSONS attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot."
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The Sims 3: Traffic Jam Expansion Pack.
Now your sims can spend what seems like an eternity in the car because a semi-truck jack-knifed,
FEATURES
►When you get to work you get the added bonus of being chewed out by your boss.
►Grumpy Sims can now have road rage.
►Cheap Cars now have a broken radio and air conditioner. Plus the windows won't let down all the way.
►Cell phones now have terrible reception.
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║ What are Some of your Expansion Pack Ideas?
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Scarey though, especially if u add and hot head.
Though i cant remember if grumpy conflicted with neurotic or hot headed, it was one of them :?
What id love is something with a plot- *reads above* or not.
Umm, how about an ep called:
The sims: playing Smii.
Basically an Ep about sims playing a sims version of wii :shock:
- You won't have to worry about creating your sims' houses anymore - Their houses are now rabbitholes, too!
- 5 unique rabbit hole house designs to choose from!
- Tell your sims what to do through the menu at the top just like when they are at their job!
Features:
1. Your sims can become a full time fighter!!!
2. And if they're a alover, not a fighter, then they can become a acomedy genious!!!
3. Get their skulls basahed open, or get tomatos thrown at them!!!
4. Or fuffil their lifetime wish of becoming a clown8)
► The Sims 3: Tax Season
═► Get better at Saving Recepits
═► Try deducting the cost of toliet paper
► The Sims 3: Divorce Proceedings
═► File Paperwprl
═► Pay your attorney %100 for a phone call
═► Get the kids every other weekend even though they're teenagers and want to hang out with their friends on the weekend
► The Sims 3: Studio Apartment (above a resturant)
═► Argue in a foreign language
═► Don't tonch that hot pipe beside your bed
► The Sims 3: Child Support
(This would be the expansion pack after The Sims 3: Divorce Proceedings)
═► Try evading the lady from the Child Service Agency.
═► Now the Ex will call you in the middle of the night nagging you about the payment if you are a day late.
I love College Humor!
Me too. I was just debating on whether to cruise College Humor or to play the sims. I'm leaning towards College Humor.
- Your Sim can now post new game ideas on the online forums! New interactions include: 'Post new idea', 'Post 🐸🐸🐸🐸 idea' and 'Post repeated idea'.
- Sims can now 'Discuss lack of...' pets, weather and magic with other Sims!
- New 'Search town for hints' interaction enables your Sim to scour their neighbourhood for "previews" of the future! They can even post their findings on the family computer to share with their friends.
Features:
- Travel to the dark jungles of the world
- No hot tubs or pools, but the introduction of quicksand
- Explore at your own risk against the jungle elements and new sims eating animals
- New meals introduced like worm-wraps, beetle juice and stir-fry maggots
═► The Sims become self aware and start taking out their revenge on the player.
GOLD!
xD
Sims 3 Nerd Life/Cool Life
*Nerd Sims have an increased risk of injury when playing sports, dancing, or even walking. They have high risk of getting beaten up on the sidewalk or being chased by bullies. Pants naturally sit up higher than usual, and shirts are always tucked in. Activities for fun include lan parties, dungeons and dragons, and staring from the bushes at that pretty sim neighbor.
*Cool Sims are able to make fun of and mock others with ease, and are able to effortlessly succeed in most endeavors. For some reason whenever they walk cool music plays and everyone stares in awe. Chosen activities for fun are sports, house parties when parents are out, shopping at the mall, and hanging out at make out point.
-Your elderly sims can now have "wheelchair" races
-Ever wanted a broken hip for your elderly sim! NOW YOU CAN!
-Did they have too much sugar? Have their teeth rotted away? No worries, you can now get FALSE TEETH! ...watch you dont loose them, or no more solids for your sim.
...this actually sounds like a good idea
Lol..I could just see the saggy pants, sideways hats, and bouncy cars.
Oooo...they could also try to break out of the nursing home to get a night on the town...to play bingo and dance the fox trot!
The sims 3:Maintenance
-ever wanted your very own Maintenance guy, we now you can! with this $30 expanion pack get Liam! Complete with a coffee mug and glasses.
Results may vary, should this expansion pack not work, we are doing something, it may not seem like it, it may take years, but we are doing something to perhaps fix your problem. Copyright Electronic Arts.
Ever wonder what a bugged game game is like?
- Playable sims can now disappear spontaneously.
- Hunger bar only lowers
- Attempting to save can now crash the game
Features:
- Now your athletic sims can feel at home with lavish houses, household goods, butlers, cars
- No jealousy traits as athletes will cheat on their spouses without any negative outcomes
-Career receives automatic 1,000,000k signing bonus
-New trait is introduced "about as sharp as a bowling ball"
They can also brand their own objects like:
Clothing Line
Bobbleheads
Shoes
Fragrance
And they get a good moodlet from getting rid of objects only after having them for a short period of time.
This expansion pack comes with four (4) personality disorders
═► Antisocial Personality Disorder
Sims with this personality disorder have built in hidden traits such as:
•Breaks the law repeatedly
•Lies, steals, and fights often
•Disregards the safety of self and others
•Does not show any guilt
═► Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Sims with this personality disorder have built in hidden traits such as:
•Excessive devotion to work
•Inflexibility
•Inability to throw things away, even when the objects have no value
•Lack of generosity
•Limited expression of affection
•Perfectionism
•Preoccupation with details, rules, and lists
•Reluctance to allow others to do things
═► Narcissitic Personality Disorder
Sims with this personality disorder have built in hidden traits such as:
•Reacts to criticism with rage, shame, or humiliation
•Takes advantage of other people to achieve his or her own goals
•Has feelings of self-importance
•Exaggerates achievements and talents
•Is preoccupied with fantasies of success, power, beauty, intelligence, or ideal love
•Has unreasonable expectations of favorable treatment
•Requires constant attention and admiration
•Disregards the feelings of others, lacks empathy
•Has obsessive self-interest
•Pursues mainly selfish goals
═► Paranoid Personality Disorder
Sims with this personality disorder have built-in hidden traits such as:
•Concern that other people have hidden motives
•Expectation that they will be exploited by others
•Inability to work together with others
•Poor self image
•Social isolation
•Detachment
•Hostility
- Perpetual happiness!
- You can now salute your glorious robot overlords!
- New careers include Slave and Slave and not to mention: Slave!
- New life state: Outcast of Humanity!
- New rabbit holes include the Ministry of Truth and the Ministry of Plenty!
- RATZ