9. If Father Winter wants to strike up a conversation, I could ask him for a present. If Don Lothario is into guys, I wouldn't object to him flirting with me. And if he isn't, he'll probably leave me alone and I can watch him strike out with Nancy Landgraab.
You might be twice as lucky if Father Winter don't mind...wrapped with a big red bow!
3. I can deal with 8 hours of condescending cold shoulder quite well by listening to my music and reading. Right after I open a can of gourmet tuna kitty food to lure Mayor Whiskers across the aisle for snorgles and pets.
1. Next to fake Bella, because body snatchers don't scare me. The smell of her perfume will be strong enough to mask that Grim, rotting corpse death smell that will quickly permeate the cabin. Then I will talk incessantly to body snatcher Bella, about politics and religion and poetry. And I will take up all of the room on the arm rests, while apologizing for forgetting to put on deodorant. And at some point during the flight, I will pull out my phone and show her hundreds of photographs from my wedding, and I will tell her about how my ex and I almost died on our honeymoon due to bad weather. I will occasionally shoot hard glances at Grim, while telling this story, until he hangs his head in shame.
Because I could not stop for death
He kindly stopped for me.
The airplane held more than ourselves
and sim mortality.
Sees how tired I am today, hard to focus.. read it 5 times and still I got "and sim moriarty."
I was like what in earth (or air in this case) has Moriarty to do with this
My love, my love, my fearless love, I will not say goodbye..
Sea may rise, sky may fall, My love will never die..
My heart, my heart, My drowning heart, Oh all the tears I've cried
Oh I may weep forevermore, My love will never die..
Sees how tired I am today, hard to focus.. read it 5 times and still I got "and sim moriarty."
I was like what in earth (or air in this case) has Moriarty to do with this
Well, since I am bored on a Friday night, I will take this challenge and see what I can make of it:
Moriarty is the Anglicized version of an Irish name, o"Muircheartaigh, which means "navigator". We all know the person navigating this flight is Irish. So your tired brain poetically interpreted that Moriarty is none other than that wild pirate @CAPTAIN_NXR7.
You have an absolutely outstanding grasp of poetry. Without Moriarty, this plane is going nowhere.
8, because then when Geoffrey realizes that he got the wrong seat and would rather sit with his family, he would offer me to switch and I will then sit next to 7 who is not yet known (and to me, perhaps a better option...).
Sees how tired I am today, hard to focus.. read it 5 times and still I got "and sim moriarty."
I was like what in earth (or air in this case) has Moriarty to do with this
Well, since I am bored on a Friday night, I will take this challenge and see what I can make of it:
Moriarty is the Anglicized version of an Irish name, o"Muircheartaigh, which means "navigator". We all know the person navigating this flight is Irish. So your tired brain poetically interpreted that Moriarty is none other than that wild pirate @CAPTAIN_NXR7.
You have an absolutely outstanding grasp of poetry. Without Moriarty, this plane is going nowhere.
Mmm…that is indeed poetic.
What’s also poetic, is that the word “muir” in Ó Muircheartaigh is the Irish word for “sea”, you know, that beautiful deep blue ocean down below. It’s a clear day folks, those with a window seat may be able to spot it. Let me roll this beast to a nice angle so we can all see it from up close. Someone hold the Mayor please.
True navigators of the sea always know exactly what they’re doing.
So, are we still happy to be on this aircraft with me?
Sees how tired I am today, hard to focus.. read it 5 times and still I got "and sim moriarty."
I was like what in earth (or air in this case) has Moriarty to do with this
Well, since I am bored on a Friday night, I will take this challenge and see what I can make of it:
Moriarty is the Anglicized version of an Irish name, o"Muircheartaigh, which means "navigator". We all know the person navigating this flight is Irish. So your tired brain poetically interpreted that Moriarty is none other than that wild pirate @CAPTAIN_NXR7.
You have an absolutely outstanding grasp of poetry. Without Moriarty, this plane is going nowhere.
Mmm…that is indeed poetic.
What’s also poetic, is that the word “muir” in Ó Muircheartaigh is the Irish word for “sea”, you know, that beautiful deep blue ocean down below. It’s a clear day folks, those with a window seat may be able to spot it. Let me roll this beast to a nice angle so we can all see it from up close. Someone hold the Mayor please.
True navigators of the sea always know exactly what they’re doing.
So, are we still happy to be on this aircraft with me?
It's so nice when the pilots decide to play tour guide and start pointing out interesting land features we can see below. I saw the Mount Everest this way.
I will!!!! *keeps petting the Mayor while holding him*
My love, my love, my fearless love, I will not say goodbye..
Sea may rise, sky may fall, My love will never die..
My heart, my heart, My drowning heart, Oh all the tears I've cried
Oh I may weep forevermore, My love will never die..
*Looks at the occupants of the plane and contemplates the chance of personal bodily harm occurring during the flight.
"Enjoy the flight friends! It's such a nice night, I've decided to take my broomstick instead."
Sure if anyone wants to change mode of transport at this point in time that’s no problem at all. We’re still only at 33,000 feet altitude. I can unlock the emergency exit at the rear for ye. Just hold your breath for a few moments as it tends to get a little windy out there.
I can assure you though that you don’t have to worry about anything. Life jackets, oxygen masks and all the other goodies - every single piece is in perfect working order. Alternately you could just hold on to Jamachan. He’ll soften the impact of whatever fall may occur.
Sees how tired I am today, hard to focus.. read it 5 times and still I got "and sim moriarty."
I was like what in earth (or air in this case) has Moriarty to do with this
Well, since I am bored on a Friday night, I will take this challenge and see what I can make of it:
Moriarty is the Anglicized version of an Irish name, o"Muircheartaigh, which means "navigator". We all know the person navigating this flight is Irish. So your tired brain poetically interpreted that Moriarty is none other than that wild pirate @CAPTAIN_NXR7.
You have an absolutely outstanding grasp of poetry. Without Moriarty, this plane is going nowhere.
Mmm…that is indeed poetic.
What’s also poetic, is that the word “muir” in Ó Muircheartaigh is the Irish word for “sea”, you know, that beautiful deep blue ocean down below. It’s a clear day folks, those with a window seat may be able to spot it. Let me roll this beast to a nice angle so we can all see it from up close. Someone hold the Mayor please.
True navigators of the sea always know exactly what they’re doing.
So, are we still happy to be on this aircraft with me?
It's so nice when the pilots decide to play tour guide and start pointing out interesting land features we can see below. I saw the Mount Everest this way.
It is, right? You’re lucky to have seen Mount Everest that way. One: It gets you to the summit a lot faster, especially when you’re stuck for time and all you really want is a quick insta selfie with a flag, and two: isn’t it nice NOT having to clamber over all the frozen dead tourists on the way up the mountain? What a considerate pilot!
*Looks at the occupants of the plane and contemplates the chance of personal bodily harm occurring during the flight.
"Enjoy the flight friends! It's such a nice night, I've decided to take my broomstick instead."
Sure if anyone wants to change mode of transport at this point in time that’s no problem at all. We’re still only at 33,000 feet altitude. I can unlock the emergency exit at the rear for ye. Just hold your breath for a few moments as it tends to get a little windy out there.
I can assure you though that you don’t have to worry about anything. Life jackets, oxygen masks and all the other goodies - every single piece is in perfect working order. Alternately you could just hold on to Jamachan. He’ll soften the impact of whatever fall may occur.
Sees how tired I am today, hard to focus.. read it 5 times and still I got "and sim moriarty."
I was like what in earth (or air in this case) has Moriarty to do with this
Well, since I am bored on a Friday night, I will take this challenge and see what I can make of it:
Moriarty is the Anglicized version of an Irish name, o"Muircheartaigh, which means "navigator". We all know the person navigating this flight is Irish. So your tired brain poetically interpreted that Moriarty is none other than that wild pirate @CAPTAIN_NXR7.
You have an absolutely outstanding grasp of poetry. Without Moriarty, this plane is going nowhere.
Mmm…that is indeed poetic.
What’s also poetic, is that the word “muir” in Ó Muircheartaigh is the Irish word for “sea”, you know, that beautiful deep blue ocean down below. It’s a clear day folks, those with a window seat may be able to spot it. Let me roll this beast to a nice angle so we can all see it from up close. Someone hold the Mayor please.
True navigators of the sea always know exactly what they’re doing.
So, are we still happy to be on this aircraft with me?
It's so nice when the pilots decide to play tour guide and start pointing out interesting land features we can see below. I saw the Mount Everest this way.
It is, right? You’re lucky to have seen Mount Everest that way. One: It gets you to the summit a lot faster, especially when you’re stuck for time and all you really want is a quick insta selfie with a flag, and two: isn’t it nice NOT having to clamber over all the frozen dead tourists on the way up the mountain? What a considerate pilot!
Lol, no one landed there and they didn't kick me out of the plane either, so no selfies were taken. Not that selfies were a thing at the time, I am ancient, and I have no desire to climb that mountain.
*Looks at the occupants of the plane and contemplates the chance of personal bodily harm occurring during the flight.
"Enjoy the flight friends! It's such a nice night, I've decided to take my broomstick instead."
Sure if anyone wants to change mode of transport at this point in time that’s no problem at all. We’re still only at 33,000 feet altitude. I can unlock the emergency exit at the rear for ye. Just hold your breath for a few moments as it tends to get a little windy out there.
I can assure you though that you don’t have to worry about anything. Life jackets, oxygen masks and all the other goodies - every single piece is in perfect working order. Alternately you could just hold on to Jamachan. He’ll soften the impact of whatever fall may occur.
Sees how tired I am today, hard to focus.. read it 5 times and still I got "and sim moriarty."
I was like what in earth (or air in this case) has Moriarty to do with this
Well, since I am bored on a Friday night, I will take this challenge and see what I can make of it:
Moriarty is the Anglicized version of an Irish name, o"Muircheartaigh, which means "navigator". We all know the person navigating this flight is Irish. So your tired brain poetically interpreted that Moriarty is none other than that wild pirate @CAPTAIN_NXR7.
You have an absolutely outstanding grasp of poetry. Without Moriarty, this plane is going nowhere.
Mmm…that is indeed poetic.
What’s also poetic, is that the word “muir” in Ó Muircheartaigh is the Irish word for “sea”, you know, that beautiful deep blue ocean down below. It’s a clear day folks, those with a window seat may be able to spot it. Let me roll this beast to a nice angle so we can all see it from up close. Someone hold the Mayor please.
True navigators of the sea always know exactly what they’re doing.
So, are we still happy to be on this aircraft with me?
It's so nice when the pilots decide to play tour guide and start pointing out interesting land features we can see below. I saw the Mount Everest this way.
It is, right? You’re lucky to have seen Mount Everest that way. One: It gets you to the summit a lot faster, especially when you’re stuck for time and all you really want is a quick insta selfie with a flag, and two: isn’t it nice NOT having to clamber over all the frozen dead tourists on the way up the mountain? What a considerate pilot!
There's surely a crystal for that, right? Or a spell? Magic is worth something? I'll talk to my friend Rincewind about it.
1 for sure. Bella has been around as long as I have ( Sim speaking that is). I can only imagine the stories she can tell. And though I know that Agnes has been around as long as well there is no way I am having her sit behind me with that purse.
"Every child matters. If we fail our children, we are bound to fail our present, our future, faith, cultures, and civilizations as well."
Captain O' Captain! Can we loop around the frozen stiffs on the way back..that food is still fresh! Can't wast it. Vlad and I would much appreciate this. I wanna make some wine with that stuff.
I think I'd go with 9. I like Father Winter, he'd probably doze off. Don would most likely be on his phone texting his legion of Cupid's Corner matches (if that's allowed) and maybe, I can listen in on what Nancy and Johnny have to say about the Landgraabs. Solve the mystery about who Johnny is and what he is to Nancy once and for all.
I don't like to sit in the middle, but I think it wouldn't be so bad this time.
*Looks at the occupants of the plane and contemplates the chance of personal bodily harm occurring during the flight.
"Enjoy the flight friends! It's such a nice night, I've decided to take my broomstick instead."
Sure if anyone wants to change mode of transport at this point in time that’s no problem at all. We’re still only at 33,000 feet altitude. I can unlock the emergency exit at the rear for ye. Just hold your breath for a few moments as it tends to get a little windy out there.
I can assure you though that you don’t have to worry about anything. Life jackets, oxygen masks and all the other goodies - every single piece is in perfect working order. Alternately you could just hold on to Jamachan. He’ll soften the impact of whatever fall may occur.
Sees how tired I am today, hard to focus.. read it 5 times and still I got "and sim moriarty."
I was like what in earth (or air in this case) has Moriarty to do with this
Well, since I am bored on a Friday night, I will take this challenge and see what I can make of it:
Moriarty is the Anglicized version of an Irish name, o"Muircheartaigh, which means "navigator". We all know the person navigating this flight is Irish. So your tired brain poetically interpreted that Moriarty is none other than that wild pirate @CAPTAIN_NXR7.
You have an absolutely outstanding grasp of poetry. Without Moriarty, this plane is going nowhere.
Mmm…that is indeed poetic.
What’s also poetic, is that the word “muir” in Ó Muircheartaigh is the Irish word for “sea”, you know, that beautiful deep blue ocean down below. It’s a clear day folks, those with a window seat may be able to spot it. Let me roll this beast to a nice angle so we can all see it from up close. Someone hold the Mayor please.
True navigators of the sea always know exactly what they’re doing.
So, are we still happy to be on this aircraft with me?
It's so nice when the pilots decide to play tour guide and start pointing out interesting land features we can see below. I saw the Mount Everest this way.
It is, right? You’re lucky to have seen Mount Everest that way. One: It gets you to the summit a lot faster, especially when you’re stuck for time and all you really want is a quick insta selfie with a flag, and two: isn’t it nice NOT having to clamber over all the frozen dead tourists on the way up the mountain? What a considerate pilot!
There's surely a crystal for that, right? Or a spell? Magic is worth something? I'll talk to my friend Rincewind about it.
Why ofcourse! Magic is always available to those who believe in it. How do you think I got this plane off the ground? I'm not a qualified pilo...
Anyway, correction:
Alternately you could just hold on to Jamachan.
I'm hopeless with words. That should be "alternatively". Sadly the only thing I have in common with a bat is that I'm just as blind.
Captain O' Captain! Can we loop around the frozen stiffs on the way back..that food is still fresh! Can't wast it. Vlad and I would much appreciate this. I wanna make some wine with that stuff.
I would if I could- that's TOP quality plasma up there on that mountain. I hate to break it to you though - this isn't a return flight...😈
This "airline" really is not too strict about it's rules, indeed.
My love, my love, my fearless love, I will not say goodbye..
Sea may rise, sky may fall, My love will never die..
My heart, my heart, My drowning heart, Oh all the tears I've cried
Oh I may weep forevermore, My love will never die..
Captain O' Capitan..Position me close enough..I'll fly back in. Altitude ain't nothing. We vamps got skills. I'll save you a bottle, you won't even know it's plasma...it's so earthy and fruity.
Captain O' Capitan..Position me close enough..I'll fly back in. Altitude ain't nothing. We vamps got skills. I'll save you a bottle, you won't even know it's plasma...it's so earthy and fruity.
Edit: Just drop me down. I need that plasma.
There's probably new fresh meals on a regular basis. You could move there and only hitch hike on Captain's plane whenever you crave peanuts or inflight entertainment.
You know..Peanuts are for Clowns. That frozen blood below is not Only preserved and aged, it's mint wine ingredients. I'm banking to profit out of this. Parachute Please.
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You might be twice as lucky if Father Winter don't mind...wrapped with a big red bow!
Edit: ok..we ruining the kids today. (Jk)
Tales From The Myst
The Blue Moon Jukebox
1. Next to fake Bella, because body snatchers don't scare me. The smell of her perfume will be strong enough to mask that Grim, rotting corpse death smell that will quickly permeate the cabin. Then I will talk incessantly to body snatcher Bella, about politics and religion and poetry. And I will take up all of the room on the arm rests, while apologizing for forgetting to put on deodorant. And at some point during the flight, I will pull out my phone and show her hundreds of photographs from my wedding, and I will tell her about how my ex and I almost died on our honeymoon due to bad weather. I will occasionally shoot hard glances at Grim, while telling this story, until he hangs his head in shame.
Because I could not stop for death
He kindly stopped for me.
The airplane held more than ourselves
and sim mortality.
Sees how tired I am today, hard to focus.. read it 5 times and still I got "and sim moriarty."
I was like what in earth (or air in this case) has Moriarty to do with this
Sea may rise, sky may fall, My love will never die..
My heart, my heart, My drowning heart, Oh all the tears I've cried
Oh I may weep forevermore, My love will never die..
Well, since I am bored on a Friday night, I will take this challenge and see what I can make of it:
Moriarty is the Anglicized version of an Irish name, o"Muircheartaigh, which means "navigator". We all know the person navigating this flight is Irish. So your tired brain poetically interpreted that Moriarty is none other than that wild pirate @CAPTAIN_NXR7.
You have an absolutely outstanding grasp of poetry. Without Moriarty, this plane is going nowhere.
Mmm…that is indeed poetic.
What’s also poetic, is that the word “muir” in Ó Muircheartaigh is the Irish word for “sea”, you know, that beautiful deep blue ocean down below. It’s a clear day folks, those with a window seat may be able to spot it. Let me roll this beast to a nice angle so we can all see it from up close. Someone hold the Mayor please.
True navigators of the sea always know exactly what they’re doing.
So, are we still happy to be on this aircraft with me?
"Enjoy the flight friends! It's such a nice night, I've decided to take my broomstick instead."
It's so nice when the pilots decide to play tour guide and start pointing out interesting land features we can see below. I saw the Mount Everest this way.
I will!!!! *keeps petting the Mayor while holding him*
Sea may rise, sky may fall, My love will never die..
My heart, my heart, My drowning heart, Oh all the tears I've cried
Oh I may weep forevermore, My love will never die..
Sure if anyone wants to change mode of transport at this point in time that’s no problem at all. We’re still only at 33,000 feet altitude. I can unlock the emergency exit at the rear for ye. Just hold your breath for a few moments as it tends to get a little windy out there.
I can assure you though that you don’t have to worry about anything. Life jackets, oxygen masks and all the other goodies - every single piece is in perfect working order. Alternately you could just hold on to Jamachan. He’ll soften the impact of whatever fall may occur.
It is, right? You’re lucky to have seen Mount Everest that way. One: It gets you to the summit a lot faster, especially when you’re stuck for time and all you really want is a quick insta selfie with a flag, and two: isn’t it nice NOT having to clamber over all the frozen dead tourists on the way up the mountain? What a considerate pilot!
Lol, no one landed there and they didn't kick me out of the plane either, so no selfies were taken. Not that selfies were a thing at the time, I am ancient, and I have no desire to climb that mountain.
There's surely a crystal for that, right? Or a spell? Magic is worth something? I'll talk to my friend Rincewind about it.
I don't like to sit in the middle, but I think it wouldn't be so bad this time.
I could not stop myself.
Why ofcourse! Magic is always available to those who believe in it. How do you think I got this plane off the ground? I'm not a qualified pilo...
Anyway, correction:
I'm hopeless with words. That should be "alternatively". Sadly the only thing I have in common with a bat is that I'm just as blind.
I would if I could- that's TOP quality plasma up there on that mountain. I hate to break it to you though - this isn't a return flight...😈
Now that's comforting
*still holding and PETTING Mayor*
This "airline" really is not too strict about it's rules, indeed.
Sea may rise, sky may fall, My love will never die..
My heart, my heart, My drowning heart, Oh all the tears I've cried
Oh I may weep forevermore, My love will never die..
Edit: Just drop me down. I need that plasma.
There's probably new fresh meals on a regular basis. You could move there and only hitch hike on Captain's plane whenever you crave peanuts or inflight entertainment.