Let me explain. I'm in a mental hospital and during my times of delusion, it becomes that dorm where the rules are impossible. When not delusional, I realize it's a metaphor for the Kafkaesque nature of hospital life, and the delusion is better.
Let me explain! I'm paid to laugh at stand up comedians' jokes during their performances, but I accidentally laughed before they'd finished the punchline.
Let me explain! I'm paid to laugh at stand up comedians' jokes during their performances, but I accidentally laughed before they'd finished the punchline.
I walked through a wall this morning.
That sounds like something I'd do in real life.
Back to the game:
Let me explain: I was the driver in our carpool, and the winter potholes hadn't been filled in, so I was zigzagging all over the street to miss them, and a pedestrian onlooker shouted "what are you, crazy?!"
Let me explain. You see I was attempting the world record for Highest Distance For A Pair Of Pants To Be Launched By Rocket. Unfortunately, it backfired.
Let me explain. It literally was the wrong side, and I took one step and clocked my head on the wall and fell back into bed. I wonder if that's where the aphorism started.
Let me explain in more detail. I was testing my newly invented teleportation device and it worked! (Though I don't remember having insect wings before...)
Let me explain. I am the landlord of The Moon Inn, which recently sunk into a sinkhole, leaving only a small part of the roof visible. Disastrous for my business but has proved great fun for the local cows in the adjoining field, who are currently enjoying using the roof of The Moon for hurdle practice.
For the rest of the week, I will be dressed as a pirate.
Let me explain. My treasure map showed that there was a chest containing hundreds of gold coins in the location where the forklift slipped into the swamp.
The box containing my new pair of red high heels also contained green shoelaces.
LME: I threw a friend a coming-out party at their request, and someone brought bona fide glitter bombs and we got a little crazy. It was a blast. You should see how glitterbombing can be combined with techniques for TPing a house, for spectacular effect!
LME, I had tried an experiment to see if I could spin milkweed silk into fiber, but found that the silky floss turns to fluff the minute I open the pod, and tried in frustration to blow it all out the window with a fan, but instead, it blew all around the room and clung to everything including the windowsill where I had previously hung out my molasses-soaked socks to dry after washing them. Unfortunately the rinse wasn't thorough enough and where they dripped, they left a slight sticky residue and now it's completely covered in milkweed fluff. I think I'll try the vacuum next, and henceforth leave the milkweed pods to nature.
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My boss fired me for laughing.
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I walked through a wall this morning.
Magicomedies:https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/1006334/magicomedies#latest
I drove my friends crazy.
Tales From The Myst
The Blue Moon Jukebox
That sounds like something I'd do in real life.
Back to the game:
Let me explain: I was the driver in our carpool, and the winter potholes hadn't been filled in, so I was zigzagging all over the street to miss them, and a pedestrian onlooker shouted "what are you, crazy?!"
My pants exploded.
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Let me explain. You see I was attempting the world record for Highest Distance For A Pair Of Pants To Be Launched By Rocket. Unfortunately, it backfired.
That conjures up an even funnier image for British readers.
My garden has been taken over by elephant seals.
Magicomedies:https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/1006334/magicomedies#latest
I got up on the wrong side of the bed today.
Tales From The Myst
The Blue Moon Jukebox
My karma ran over my dogma.
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I drove my car through Walmart on a Tuesday.
I went to the park.
I've just eaten 50kg of marshmallows.
Magicomedies:https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/1006334/magicomedies#latest
I was driving too fast and got a ticket.
Tales From The Myst
The Blue Moon Jukebox
🙄
The cow jumped over the moon.
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For the rest of the week, I will be dressed as a pirate.
Magicomedies:https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/1006334/magicomedies#latest
Today when I woke up I felt this huge weight on my chest.
I experienced a feeling of weightlessness this evening.
Magicomedies:https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/1006334/magicomedies#latest
I’m not the person I used to be.
Tales From The Myst
The Blue Moon Jukebox
I accidentally devoured a friend.
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Potatoes are dancing around me in a really weird manner
The box containing my new pair of red high heels also contained green shoelaces.
Let me explain: I'm starting a new trend.
My entire house, inside and out, is now covered in glitter.
Magicomedies:https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/1006334/magicomedies#latest
My socks got completely soaked in molasses.
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There is a very large quantity of fluff on my windowsill.
Magicomedies:https://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/1006334/magicomedies#latest
I'm a human with four feet.
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