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Things Simmers can't say in public without sounding like complete psychos.

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  • BabySquareBabySquare Posts: 7,869 Member
    Go up to someone you don't know, get really close to them and once the silence begins to get weird: "cheats are enabled."
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  • justdancerebeccajustdancerebecca Posts: 1,334 Member
    "you suck at cooking and always start fires, so the next time you do, i'm going to watch you burn

    ...and i'll enjoy it"
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  • lovleady5lovleady5 Posts: 56 Member
    "I made some cereal this morning and our oven caught fire! What a shame!"

    "This 🐸🐸🐸🐸 plate, I can't step over it or pick it up. It's in the way!"
  • SamanthaMonacoParksSamanthaMonacoParks Posts: 14 New Member
    You need to find some one with plasma that tastes amazing or it is not worth trying to feed off them.
  • TheDismalSimmerTheDismalSimmer Posts: 656 Member
    A few friends and I occasionally communicate basic phrases in Simlish.

    Are sometimes seen as complete psychos.

    No regrets.
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  • snarklessnarkles Posts: 244 Member
    "I just found out I'm pregnant! The baby's due in three days."
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  • MellowMellow Posts: 138 Member
    " I cheated my husband with a ghost"
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  • wolfkomoki1wolfkomoki1 Posts: 5,053 Member
    The neighbor was being annoying so I locked him in the basement.
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  • WhatCobblersWhatCobblers Posts: 2,748 Member
    "For goodness' sake, that's the second time she's died this month!"
  • Bo_DummyBo_Dummy Posts: 2,243 Member
    Anything in Simlish
  • KelvinKelvin Posts: 6,899 Member
    Last time I tried to starve them a social worker showed up; I burnt that worker into ashes for disrupting my experiment.
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  • QueenEbony1113QueenEbony1113 Posts: 380 Member
    "I hate ugly townies, but sometimes I need more of them because I keep running out of possible victims."
    "Ugh my bloodbags keep escaping from my basement! No, come back here, you're my food!"

    (I'm no Jim Pickens though!)
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    My real name isn't actually Ebony!
    Mainly a Fandom Simmer!
    I'd totally make Sims videos of the characters in my game but I don't know what to call my channel!
    Twitter: FrerardChild
  • niallsbrowniesniallsbrownies Posts: 32 Member
    I finally have 100 kids!
  • Nikkei_SimmerNikkei_Simmer Posts: 9,403 Member
    edited April 2021
    You know, whenever I get 🐸🐸🐸🐸 off at them, I just nuke Sunset Valley...or if that doesn't work...just totally annihilate them.
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    Hillary: "Did someone call Homeland Security on that guy? He's completely nuts."

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    "Look, if you want to remove that stuck car in the middle of the street, you need to use a det pack. I mean, there's no tow trucks, really..."
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    Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
  • bligblagblugblogbligblagblugblog Posts: 16 New Member
    "The people I lock up in the special room in my house have better living arrangements than I do. At least I don't have to travel for food."
  • SweetieWright_84SweetieWright_84 Posts: 4,120 Member
    "I killed a random townie so my sim could talk to the Grim Reaper about grilled cheese."

    True story that happened a few weeks ago.
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  • MineBloxKyMineBloxKy Posts: 20 Member
    "I'm dating the grim reaper"
  • WhatCobblersWhatCobblers Posts: 2,748 Member
    edited September 2021
    "I've looked at over a hundred men now and still can't find a suitable mate."
  • MyriadSimsMyriadSims Posts: 1,197 Member
    "I murdered my husband and married his dad yesterday."
  • LilyLuluLilyLulu Posts: 27 Member
    He delivered my pizza yesterday and this morning we got married.
    Autumn, it’s the most wonderful time of the year!

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  • ChuChuExpressChuChuExpress Posts: 3,228 Member
    I turned someone into an inanimate object. No reason, just felt like doing it.
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    Let those smiles spread!
  • KleineMuffKleineMuff Posts: 12,578 Member
    I married him in the bathroom.
    Please call me Caro :)
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  • ChuChuExpressChuChuExpress Posts: 3,228 Member
    I witnessed someone die because they were so angry, their heart exploded. Maybe I shouldn't have insulted them.
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    Sims 4 Family: Benjamin, Shine, Princess Roddy, Sophia and Hamish Furystrykar and Shelly Heart. Princess Roddy is my avatar, and he's a boy!
    Let those smiles spread!
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