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  • GalacticGalGalacticGal Posts: 28,294 Member
    Dear little Sim, please stop resisting sleep. You're tired, go to bed and sleep. Don't nap for two minutes, but sleep. Please. You're exhausted.
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  • NushkaNushka Posts: 380 Member
    Dear little dormmate sims,
    There are 2 stereos in the dorm, can you please stop gathering in front of Nick and Danny's room and playing an uncoordinated violin sextet in the middle of the night?

    And dear little alien sims,
    I know Danny's atractive, outgoing, romantic and incredibly friendly but, or the love of eveything sacred, could you use a 🐸🐸🐸🐸 prophilactic when you "invite" him over? Since it's already happened 6 out of 6 times, I'm starting to think you want to populate Sixam with his ofspring...
    Happy simming!
  • wilsonstonewilsonstone Posts: 18 Member
    > @Karababy52 said:
    > Dear Little Sim,
    >
    > Please stop waving your hand at me and pointing at your mouth, it's rude! You have no one to blame but yourself for being hungry. I didn't tell you to throw your half roasted fish in the fire and run off to take a bath, which, incidentally you didn't need. The park Wedding facility is banned to you, stop wasting fish!
    >
    > Now, hustle your little pixel buns over to that sign and catch another one to roast. Come on, chop, chop, get to it - MARCH!
    >
    > "To the left, to the left, to the left, right, left, right...Company, halt! I said halt, halt, HALT!"
    >
    > Oh for crying out loud... *sigh*
    >
    > Well, at least you'll smell nice at your funeral.
    >
    > Frustratingly Yours,
    >
    > The Watcher

    If they don't listen your next command should be "Half-Left Face....Front Leaning rest Position...move!"
  • OldeseadoggeOldeseadogge Posts: 4,973 Member
    Dear little new mother sim: your baby is crying, tend to it! Do NOT run downstairs to the chess table instead!
  • GalacticGalGalacticGal Posts: 28,294 Member
    Dear little new mother sim: your baby is crying, tend to it! Do NOT run downstairs to the chess table instead!

    What is with our Sim mommies these days? I don't believe I've had one who takes her motherhood seriously. Once upon a time, they were all quite good at it. Now, they'd rather do just about ANYTHING else than tend to the infant's needs …
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  • OldeseadoggeOldeseadogge Posts: 4,973 Member
    edited September 2020
    Unlike TS2, where I've seen the adult and teen sims line up to take care of the infants and toddlers. I've the same issue. Got to the enough already point so posted.
  • GalacticGalGalacticGal Posts: 28,294 Member
    Unlike TS2, where I've seen the adult and teen sims line up to take care of the infants and toddlers. I've the same issue. Got to the enough already point so posted.

    It wasn't that long ago in Sims4, where the Moms were really on top of it. Now, it's like they run and 'hide'. My Sims' brothers on the other side of things are quick to step up. Sometimes, they're clueless as to what's needed and end up shushing the baby and the worried expressions on their faces is hilarious. But, why is EA seemingly attacking motherhood?
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  • SquirrelTail15SquirrelTail15 Posts: 259 Member
    Dear little sim,
    Yes, you can reach the toddler bed to read your daughter to sleep. It is three metres away. You were using it five seconds ago before the action cancelled itself. Yes, I am talking to you.
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  • StutumStutum Posts: 1,146 Member
    Dear Little Sims

    I barely knew them. I don't give a flyin' tomato about their spirits. Stop littering my notification already!!!

    The Watcher

  • amber_ilumireamber_ilumire Posts: 1,714 Member
    Dear little sims,

    I did not set up a massive dining table for this whole family for you to eat on the couch. Please use the table. Please.
  • StutumStutum Posts: 1,146 Member
    @amber_ilumire Or when they just huddle around the kitchen. I won't bother with fancy dining tables anymore, it's simoleons down the drain. xD
  • StutumStutum Posts: 1,146 Member
    Dear Little Sim

    Stop reacting in disgust. It's your wife! Geez....
  • KayeStarKayeStar Posts: 6,715 Member
    Dear little Sim, please stop resisting sleep. You're tired, go to bed and sleep. Don't nap for two minutes, but sleep. Please. You're exhausted.
    Okay, this sounds so realistic for a toddler. I mean, a real toddler, not Sims.
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  • Cavapoo_KingCavapoo_King Posts: 5,148 Member
    edited October 2020
    Dear little sims



    Please, when you want to read go sit on the sofa don't go sit on a bed that isn't your bed if you want to read on a bed you have your own one

    P.s when your done can you please put the book back in the bookshelf NOT on the bathroom floor
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  • WhatCobblersWhatCobblers Posts: 2,748 Member
    Dear premade Sims,

    My sim has never met you before, never even visited your neighbourhood and has no relation to you or your family.
    So how did you get my sim's phone number and how do you know their dead relatives? (And I don't really appreciate being forced to marry within 7 days either).
  • ConfutusConfutus Posts: 113 Member
    Dear little Sims,
    When your child is hungry and you've put them in the high chair, when I tell you to give them food, give them food. Do not pluck them back out of the high chair and put them back on the floor, and then go play on the computer or whatever. How many times do you have to be told, and how many hours of the day are you going to spend fighting me on this?
  • GalacticGalGalacticGal Posts: 28,294 Member
    Confutus wrote: »
    Dear little Sims,
    When your child is hungry and you've put them in the high chair, when I tell you to give them food, give them food. Do not pluck them back out of the high chair and put them back on the floor, and then go play on the computer or whatever. How many times do you have to be told, and how many hours of the day are you going to spend fighting me on this?

    Would that we could inflict a bit of 'persuasion' on them, eh?
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  • ConfutusConfutus Posts: 113 Member
    Dear little Sims;
    You demanded a dishwasher. I bought you one. So when you have to wash the dishes and the dishwasher is sitting empty, why oh why do you have have to traipse all the way to the bathroom sink to do them? Isn't even the kitchen sink good enough? And while we're at it, why is it that you go all the way to the bookshelf to get a book, take it to the other end of the house, sit down, open it up, then take it right back and get another one? Do you really need all this exercise? What does it do for you that stretching and pushups don't?
  • KathykinsKathykins Posts: 1,881 Member
    My dearest little sim

    Why is it, when every time I ask you to get food and sit on that cozy couch in front of a nice fireplace to watch TV, you insist on first sitting down by the dining table, then pick your food up to walk over to the couch? EVERY.PLUM.TIME! Please stop wasting your time, and mine, and do as you're told! Please! Your days are short enough as they are!

    Sincerely, your loving (for now) Watcher <3

    And @Stutum every time I see your name, I always think that you must be Norwegian (since Stutum is a character of a well known actor/comedian here, Bjørn Sand) :)
  • IsharellIsharell Posts: 1,158 Member
    Confutus wrote: »
    Dear little Sims,
    When your child is hungry and you've put them in the high chair, when I tell you to give them food, give them food. Do not pluck them back out of the high chair and put them back on the floor, and then go play on the computer or whatever. How many times do you have to be told, and how many hours of the day are you going to spend fighting me on this?

    Would that we could inflict a bit of 'persuasion' on them, eh?


    I sometimes wish for the ability to direct a lightning bolt, both in the house and outside. Sometimes they just need a good jolt!
  • IsharellIsharell Posts: 1,158 Member
    Dear Little Sim
    Back away from the fruitcake, you know it will make you sick!

    And you, Caleb Vatore - stop bringing my sims fruitcake, you are a vampire for pete's sake! Have you no pride? Why can't you just bite them and get it over with?
  • IsharellIsharell Posts: 1,158 Member
    And for that matter, Caleb, bringing a plate of fruitcake to a Vampire's house is just D U M B! If you can't bring a willing neighbor/donor, bring a platter of plasma packs instead.
  • ConfutusConfutus Posts: 113 Member
    Dear little Sim:
    You just got home from work. You've been neglecting your needs all day. You're asleep on your feet, you stink to high heaven, AND you've got to go pee. So for crying out loud, you don't need to stand outside in the yard for half an hour dithering about what to do. Has your mind really gone that fuzzy?
  • ConfutusConfutus Posts: 113 Member
    Isharell wrote: »
    Dear Little Sim
    Back away from the fruitcake, you know it will make you sick!

    I actually have a Sim who actually likes the stuff.
  • StutumStutum Posts: 1,146 Member
    edited October 2020
    Dear Little Sim

    I just bought a super-comfortable couch for you to enjoy while you watch TV. Will you sit on it, already? I burned 9000 of your hard earned cash for that couch.
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