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  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 360 Member
    Granted, but you are stuck in the Catacombs of Paris forever.

    I wish I could find batteries.
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
    Granted. But it's the extinct B size battery!

    I wish the wound on the cat's tail would heal up!
    ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
    Granted. But it's the extinct B size battery!

    I wish the wound on the cat's tail would heal up!
    ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    Granted! Meanwhile, you develop a taste for Vegemite and crave it night and day but there's a shortage.

    I wish durian came in different colours.
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  • BMSOBMSO Posts: 3,273 Member
    Granted, however not only do they come in different colors but now they smell awful when you get near any of the trees with fruit baring on them.

    I wish I had a bag of funyuns.
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  • under_sun_and_skyunder_sun_and_sky Posts: 96 Member
    Granted. The bag is empty.

    I wish I could instantly become an expert in any skill I wanted to learn.
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  • VamprisVampris Posts: 1,127 Member
    Granted, but the only skill you ever want to learn is playing the tuba

    I wish I could swim
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  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
    Granted. But you get eaten by a shark 5 minutes after learning

    I wish it was sunny
    ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    Granted. It's so bright for a split second, then you see a odd-shaped cloud in the distance and there's a strong hot wind that comes your way and... uh oh.

    I wish all the posters on this thread are safe and healthy.
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  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
    Granted. And the genie refuses to corrupt it! :)

    I wish the Sims5 was real (and released)!
    ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
  • VamprisVampris Posts: 1,127 Member
    edited March 2020
    Granted, but when you download it it's just a video of the EA CEO laughing while wiping his tears with money.

    I wish for some peace and quiet
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  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    Granted, then you develop tinnitus.

    I wish for another blue sky day.
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  • WolfiumWolfium Posts: 2,672 Member
    Granted, but you can't come out.

    I wish some tasteful potatoes.
  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    Granted but they never cook right so you're always disappointed.

    I wish yesterday had been more exciting.
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  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
    Granted. But you will be locked in an all white room without your phone! It'll have no windows and no doors. Only a vent on a very tall ceiling provide airflow. Have fun with your new life! >:)

    I wish I had sunny day (gotta help mom finish garden)!
    ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
  • WolfiumWolfium Posts: 2,672 Member
    edited March 2020
    Granted, but now you do all the job.

    I wish to read some good book.
  • NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 9,418 Member
    Wow, harsh! 😋🤑

    But you forgot to wish something.
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  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 360 Member
    Granted, but the book is in pieces and you have to read piece to piece to finish it. Only for a cat to declare war on your book and it ascends to an alien invading your personal space which ascends to your country's leader having an affair with a male person, who also activates 'delete all records of your book' rendering you unable to finish the book anyway.

    I wish for a good movie.
  • Shadow_AssassinShadow_Assassin Posts: 1,669 Member
    Granted, But it'll be banned by the whole world as soon as it's in the can

    I wish to woohoo with my sims
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  • VamprisVampris Posts: 1,127 Member
    Granted, but it's really unsatisfying

    I wish I could jump twice as high
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  • LemontailLemontail Posts: 360 Member
    edited April 2020
    Granted, but you get drunker as you jump more and more, causing an Alcoholics Anonymous group to bring you with them for a week and so it lasts only one week, and you get lectured via the sounds of a loud distant whale every time you jump again.

    I wish I could make a cocktail.
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
    edited April 2020
    Granted. But the VERY EXACT second you start mixing Nicholas Cage will show up! Good luck getting rid of him!

    I wish my Sims game wasn't so laggy :/
    ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
  • WolfiumWolfium Posts: 2,672 Member
    Granted but you can own only base game.

    I wish to learn to play violin.
  • 5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
    Granted. But you lose your hearing! Now you can't hear how well you play!

    I wish we didn't have lock downs
    ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
  • CrystinarCrystinar Posts: 23 Member
    Granted! But you've developed agoraphobia so you don't want to go into public anyway.

    I wish dogs could speak english.
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