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      5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
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      Nauseated gorilla

      (are you REALLY going to tell a 500 pound gorilla not to vomit in your living room?! I thought not!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
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      nightflower284nightflower284 Posts: 660 Member
      edited January 2020
      Octopus.
      "Outside the dream world, life can be harsh, even cruel. But it is life." Auron to Tidus-FFX

      MY ORIGIN ID:cth284
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      TEXASKITTYKATTEXASKITTYKAT Posts: 5,909 Member
      Piggy
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      MRSMLOGMRSMLOG Posts: 21,181 Member
      Quails - like most birds, they poop every 2 minutes.
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      5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      R -

      Rotten floor boards

      (nothing worse than trying to get to your chair only to fall thru)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
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      TEXASKITTYKATTEXASKITTYKAT Posts: 5,909 Member
      Squirrels
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      Greylady624Greylady624 Posts: 1,225 Member
      T -

      Tone-challenged singers.

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      TEXASKITTYKATTEXASKITTYKAT Posts: 5,909 Member
      Ulysses Butterfly
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      Greylady624Greylady624 Posts: 1,225 Member
      V -

      Vultures
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      TEXASKITTYKATTEXASKITTYKAT Posts: 5,909 Member
      Wombat
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      nightflower284nightflower284 Posts: 660 Member
      ...X'es
      "Outside the dream world, life can be harsh, even cruel. But it is life." Auron to Tidus-FFX

      MY ORIGIN ID:cth284
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      amber_ilumireamber_ilumire Posts: 1,714 Member
      edited January 2020
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      Greylady624Greylady624 Posts: 1,225 Member
      nightflower284 wrote: »
      ...X'es

      Yachts

      (Yachts don't belong in living rooms.)
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      nightflower284nightflower284 Posts: 660 Member
      Zonk (From Let's make a deal)
      "Outside the dream world, life can be harsh, even cruel. But it is life." Auron to Tidus-FFX

      MY ORIGIN ID:cth284
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      THESVTRAPTORTHESVTRAPTOR Posts: 81 Member
      A -

      Apple Tree (it'll mess up the foundation)
      “Things do not happen. Things are made to happen.” -JFK
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      5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
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      Bees

      (I would enjoy the fresh honey - just not the stings!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
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      amber_ilumireamber_ilumire Posts: 1,714 Member
      Campfires
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      5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      D -

      Dynomite
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
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      nightflower284nightflower284 Posts: 660 Member
      edited January 2020
      E
      Evilness.
      "Outside the dream world, life can be harsh, even cruel. But it is life." Auron to Tidus-FFX

      MY ORIGIN ID:cth284
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      TEXASKITTYKATTEXASKITTYKAT Posts: 5,909 Member
      Frogs
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      5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      G -

      Grease

      (don't you put deep frying grease all over my living room!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
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      Greylady624Greylady624 Posts: 1,225 Member
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      Hamsters

      (From my childhood experience, they.always.escape. And then show up for food.)
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      TEXASKITTYKATTEXASKITTYKAT Posts: 5,909 Member
      Irons
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      5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      J -

      (the) Joker

      ("Why so serious ... >:) )
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
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      EccoAllieEccoAllie Posts: 26 Member
      Kidneys (please)
      <3 If you can do something funny that makes no sense, do it!
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