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      Greylady624Greylady624 Posts: 1,225 Member
      C -

      Carbon Monoxide

      (Make sure you have a detector! Yikes.)
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      5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      D -

      Destroyed car

      (a story in the news awhile ago - a drunk drove his pick up into a family's home, while they were sleeping. The truck tore thru the BRICK WALL, thru the living and dining room wall before it got stuck on the brick debris pile. Luckily the family were not injured, but their house was uninhabitable and had to be bulldozed. All because of a loser who drove drunk!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
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      StarsAlign16StarsAlign16 Posts: 34 Member
      E - Elephant
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      NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 9,418 Member
      F -
      oh too bad I can't have more fun with this...

      Fruit flies. They are so hard to get rid of once they are there!
      Racism is EVERYONE's fight #BLM #StopAsianHate
      Let's make Liberty and Justice For All a reality.

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      Nikkei_SimmerNikkei_Simmer Posts: 9,427 Member
      Gatecrashers
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      Always "River McIrish" ...and maybe some Bebe Hart. ~innocent expression~
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      PHOEBESMOM601PHOEBESMOM601 Posts: 14,595 Member
      H

      No hemlock, but it was the weapon of choice once on Law and Order.
      "People really love to explore 'failure states. In fact, the failure states are really much more interesting than the success states." ~ Will Wright
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      5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
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      Infected people

      (doesn't have to be a zombie virus. Keep your germs to yourself. Thanks)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
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      Greylady624Greylady624 Posts: 1,225 Member
      J -

      Joker

      (As in...The Joker. Just...no.)
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      simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
      K

      Keynote speakers
      I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

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      5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
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      Lazer beams

      (they can do damage to your eyes)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
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      MRSMLOGMRSMLOG Posts: 21,181 Member
      The Monster under the bed.

      He knows he's not allowed to leave the bedroom.
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      5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
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      Nuclear waste

      (do I REALLY need to explain?)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
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      Greylady624Greylady624 Posts: 1,225 Member
      O -O -

      Oilcan (or oil can, if you prefer)


      (There is no Tin Man in my living room.)

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      5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
      P -

      Piranhas

      (those eat your feet fish! No thanks!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
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      nightflower284nightflower284 Posts: 660 Member
      Quitters.
      "Outside the dream world, life can be harsh, even cruel. But it is life." Auron to Tidus-FFX

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      PHOEBESMOM601PHOEBESMOM601 Posts: 14,595 Member
      R

      No roque equipment. None for croquet either.
      "People really love to explore 'failure states. In fact, the failure states are really much more interesting than the success states." ~ Will Wright
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      5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
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      Snow

      (I hate the cold!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
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      salumecasalumeca Posts: 26 Member
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      Tantrums
      sadly i have a lot of those with my lil sis
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      5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
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      Underaged drinking

      (and police on the way!)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
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      NushnushganayNushnushganay Posts: 9,418 Member
      Vital fluids. Not in the living room.
      Racism is EVERYONE's fight #BLM #StopAsianHate
      Let's make Liberty and Justice For All a reality.

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      Greylady624Greylady624 Posts: 1,225 Member
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      Wildebeests

      (They belong out in nature)
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      SkeilahSkeilah Posts: 1,762 Member
      X

      A Xiphias (or less difficult: a sword-like fish)
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      Hippie_SimmerHippie_Simmer Posts: 1,078 Member
      Yelling!

      (My living room is not the place to air your dirty laundry. 😬)
      And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -Led Zeppelin
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      5782341b77vl5782341b77vl Posts: 9,149 Member
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      Zebra herd

      (leave them out in Africa)
      ...AND WASH YOUR DING-DANG HANDS!
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      Greylady624Greylady624 Posts: 1,225 Member
      A -

      Anchovies

      (Some people say they belong on a pizza. That pizza can stay out of my living room, too. :) )
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