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Corrupt a wish game

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  • causeswancauseswan Posts: 108 Member
    Granted, but your computer crashes every time you try to run the game.

    I wish I had a photographic memory.
  • NurseKneesNurseKnees Posts: 19 Member
    Granted but every time you try and use your memory you get a massive migraine.

    I wish I could see the future.
  • KayeStarKayeStar Posts: 6,715 Member
    Granted, but it's not a bright future.

    I wish my job paid me more than $10.20/hr.
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  • WolfiumWolfium Posts: 2,595 Member
    Granted, it's 1000 dollars per hour now, but no days off ever though.

    I wish ice cream.
  • texxx78texxx78 Posts: 4,978 Member
    Granted but it's sand taste.

    I wish someone did my work today
  • ArkaneArkane Posts: 19,425 Member
    Granted, but now they take over your entire life.

    I wish I knew where any place was without a GPS.
    Remember why you are here.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • David-StephensDavid-Stephens Posts: 80 Member
    @"Bad Arkane" Granted, but you're paralyzed!

    I wish I could never get ill again!
  • Hatchet_Face_PrideHatchet_Face_Pride Posts: 1,894 Member
    Granted, but it's just a change in terminology, because "Ill" goes out of style to say; the meaning has changed to something indecent.

    I wish work was as easy to get as it is in the Sims.
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  • KitsumiKitsumi Posts: 20 Member
    Granted, but now society has collapsed because there are too many jobs that aren't getting done!

    I wish I didn't ever need to sleep.
  • ArkaneArkane Posts: 19,425 Member
    Granted, but mow your eyes fall out your head.

    I wish I had a robot pet.
    Remember why you are here.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • fruf2014fruf2014 Posts: 196 Member
    Granted! A robotic pet rock is all yours.

    I wish I could stop embarrassing myself.
  • tnb494tnb494 Posts: 247 Member
    Granted but you would embarrass your loved ones instead.

    I wish I had a partner.
  • PrplefireflyPrplefirefly Posts: 16 New Member
    Granted, but they're in the mafia and you're constantly in fear for your life.

    I wish I had a new truck.
  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    Granted - a shiny new truck that's covered with obscene bumper stickers.

    I wish for more rain.
    I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

    Need help falling asleep? http://wry7000.blogspot.com/
  • SweaterKatSweaterKat Posts: 36 Member
    Granted but now your house is flooded

    I wish my computer would stop overheating when I play sims
  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    Granted but now all your sims look like eggplants.

    I wish my cat was quieter.
    I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

    Need help falling asleep? http://wry7000.blogspot.com/
  • SweaterKatSweaterKat Posts: 36 Member
    Granted but only during the day and they are even louder at night

    I wish I didn't need to clean my room
  • WaitWhatYTWaitWhatYT Posts: 512 Member
    Granted, you are now homeless.

    I wish I could concentrate :/
  • SweaterKatSweaterKat Posts: 36 Member
    Granted you can now only ever focus on one thing and are oblivious to all else

    I wish my cat would cuddle with me
  • mamadweebmamadweeb Posts: 14 New Member
    Granted but you can never move from that spot and position

    I wish that my sims 3 game was not laggy
  • SweaterKatSweaterKat Posts: 36 Member
    Granted but everything else on your computer is

    I wish my dog didn't roll in the dirt outside right after he got a bath
  • tnb494tnb494 Posts: 247 Member
    Granted except he rolled in mud instead.

    I wish my dog didn’t smell like a skunk.
  • nerdfashionnerdfashion Posts: 5,913 Member
    Granted, but instead, he smells like a garbage truck.

    I wish I had one million dollars.
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  • tnb494tnb494 Posts: 247 Member
    Granted but $999,999 is taken by the government as taxes

    I wish I was never thirsty again
  • WaitWhatYTWaitWhatYT Posts: 512 Member
    Granted, you will never again get thirsty, hungry, tired, sick or feel any negative emotions! ...As you are now a statue.

    I wish I could speak every language
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