Let me explain! They asked me too, they have a weird fascination for alternative skincare methods and told me that being hit in the face helps encourage bloodflow and asked me to smack them daily to see if it'd work.
I spent the majority of today entangled in a string of fairy lights
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When a saw a robber I began to eat my phone.
When I played The Sims 3, it crashed.
I burned all my Sims games and my laptop on a bonfire.
I smacked my best friend in the face everyday
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I spent the majority of today entangled in a string of fairy lights
I am a fake friend.
I ran away from home and never came back.
I ruined a set of Harry Potter books.
I binge-watched Stranger Things for 48 hours.
My best friend finally sprouted his wings and flew away, never seeing me again.
I ran around naked in an elementary school last week
I buy flies and eat them.
I buy video games and after 2 minutes I throw them in the trash.
I kicked everybody waiting to get some ice cream so that I could steal the truck.
I enjoyed the ending of Avengers: Infinity War.
My mom murdered me.
I have a potato as a computer.
I burned down my own home.
I yelled at my mom.
I do 10 sit ups before I drink milk every time.
I kidnapped neighbor's cat
Sometimes it's not me who talks to you, it's machine translation
She/Her but you can call me as any pronouns