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Say Something Silly

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  • Olive_tehFuglyOlive_tehFugly Posts: 1,744 Member
    I spotted something in the road and I bent down at it from my perch on high. I squinted at it, observing the thing and realized that it did not move at all. I reprimanded yon pebble in the road and said "You, sir are not Arnoldo, and furthermore you would do better to be more active."
    And so, having done my civic duty, I stood and continued on my merry way.
    Bad Arkane wrote: »
    Don't be sad if you get the left side of your body cut off, because you'll be alright.
    As long as i have nothing left, i know i'll be alright
    Oh you two are awesome. :o

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  • Shadow_AssassinShadow_Assassin Posts: 815 Member
    Just seen
    May not silly but creepy

    My friend eats enoki mushrooms for a month to save money
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  • Bad ArkaneBad Arkane Posts: 13,936 Member
    Oh you two are awesome. :o

    Oh we know, we know, ha.

    I gotta get my cell phone some glasses now. It lost its contacts.
    Love what you do, and do what you love.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • Hippie_SimmerHippie_Simmer Posts: 1,008 Member
    Oh no. I dropped clay on my feet again. Where are my striped mittens?
    And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -Led Zeppelin
  • Bad ArkaneBad Arkane Posts: 13,936 Member
    Ice cream on top of a week day is bad, but on a sundae it's perfect.
    Love what you do, and do what you love.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • Shadow_AssassinShadow_Assassin Posts: 815 Member
    Banks are all money and generally build at obvious place so banks deserve to be robbed
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  • KUSHSIMMERKUSHSIMMER Posts: 26 Member
    something silly. :)
  • aldavoraldavor Posts: 1,193 Member
    edited March 27
    Why don’t you ever see hippopotami hiding in trees?



    Because they’re really good at it...
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  • PandoopPandoop Posts: 701 Member
    Honey! Stop eating my super suit!
  • aldavoraldavor Posts: 1,193 Member
    What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?






    I don’t know and I don’t care...
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  • elanorbretonelanorbreton Posts: 10,803 Member
    What do you do if you see a space man?


    Park in it, man.
  • AmissapandaAmissapanda Posts: 4 New Member
    What do you call a frugal sim with the neat trait?

    Sim-ple and clean.
  • Hippie_SimmerHippie_Simmer Posts: 1,008 Member
    That's not a feather, it's a palm tree frond! Quick, dump itching powder on the nearest person!
    And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -Led Zeppelin
  • Bad ArkaneBad Arkane Posts: 13,936 Member
    Tell people the benefits of eating dried grapes, because you're all about raisin awareness.
    Love what you do, and do what you love.

    Origin ID: BadArkane


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  • aldavoraldavor Posts: 1,193 Member
    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing...
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  • EckensteinEckenstein Posts: 32 Member
    When i was little, i would collect walnut shells and acorns. I would put the little acorns in the shells and say (with my heavy lisp) "These are my nut babies"
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  • Hippie_SimmerHippie_Simmer Posts: 1,008 Member
    Dancing in the grass wearing polka dots and stripes is fun. Now where did I leave my bag of pencil shavings?
    And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -Led Zeppelin
  • LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 12,658 Member
    Type O blood was supposed to be Type 0 but they thought it said O.

    I guess you could call it a....

    typeo
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  • SamuraiLadySamuraiLady Posts: 36 Member
    "What are you 12?"
    "On a scale of 1 to 10"
  • miyaxxmiyaxx Posts: 8 New Member
    uhm me
  • Shadow_AssassinShadow_Assassin Posts: 815 Member
    John played the stone scissors cloth in front of the mirror, then he cried because he lose
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  • Hippie_SimmerHippie_Simmer Posts: 1,008 Member
    edited April 17
    I only listen to music on days ending in "y".
    And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -Led Zeppelin
  • SaphiregirlgamerSaphiregirlgamer Posts: 447 Member
    A banana has 108 calories.
    A gin and tonic has 91 calories.
    Enough has been said
  • Hippie_SimmerHippie_Simmer Posts: 1,008 Member
    Flying strawberries make great snacks-if you can catch them. :wink:
    And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -Led Zeppelin
  • aldavoraldavor Posts: 1,193 Member
    WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
    Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to die…
    Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
    Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
    I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
    Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
    This would be really funny if it wasn’t happening to me.
    I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
    Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
    Born free… taxed to death.
    A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
    There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
    I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
    You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
    The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
    Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
    The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
    Earth first…we’ll mine the other planets later.
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