Let me explain! I heard that custard is a good moisturizer for the skin online, but my skin didn't need any moisturizing. My friend's skin was very dry.
I sprayed whipped cream all over a stray dog and dumped a bucket of honey onto my cat.
Let me explain! The empty paint can was actually a cure for spattergroit if worn on the head - since my beloved suffers with spattergroit I would walk across anything to get them the cure.
I make 'toffee' apples for the kids on Halloween, but the toffee part is actually frozen mud.
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I grow lettuces in shoes.
I filled my bath with custard and then put my friend in it.
I sprayed whipped cream all over a stray dog and dumped a bucket of honey onto my cat.
I watched Troom Troom videos on YouTube.
I said that I was a vampire whist eating garlic to my snowman.
I sing really loudly in public whenever I feel hungry.
This man came up to me and I kicked him whilst eating some ice cream.
For some reason, I haven't played any Sims games for the past year.
(This actually scares me)
I dug a tunnel in the sewers to a zoo full of mammoths.
I started a hashtag war about gross foods.
I listened to Elvis music on my MP3 player at a Michael Jackson concert
I painted my cat blue and put sprinkles on him/her.
I became a lawyer to defend a tree that was accused of stealing water!
I woohoo with my sims in real life
Sometimes it's not me who talks to you, it's machine translation
She/Her but you can call me as any pronouns
I threw away my Sims 2 disc
I walked barefoot in shards of glass trying to get a empty paint can.
I make 'toffee' apples for the kids on Halloween, but the toffee part is actually frozen mud.
My best friend is a skunk named Roger.
I take my teddy bear to restaurants and make them serve him jam sandwiches.
My doctor slapped me hard.
I only clean my teeth with a toothpick, no toothbrushes or toothpastes!
I live in a cave with a bear in the middle of nowhere!
I don't like donuts.
Im allergic.
I don't like elevators
I joined the REAL Mafia.