Let me explain-it got stuck one Christmas cos someone glued it on there as a prank. I've tried and tried to get it off but I can't. They used industrial strength glue.
I draw on dry erase boards with Sharpies.
And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -Led Zeppelin
Let me explain- He didn't like my offerings during Harvestfest and he threatened to fill my house with tons of seed packets as a result. He refused to listen to reason.
I throw sequins, confetti, and glitter at random strangers.
And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -Led Zeppelin
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I like to poke people with knitting needles whilst they wait in queues.
I eat a bowl of nails for breakfast.
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I go to work in pyjamas.
I stabbed a bush
I eat glasses and sprinkle salt on cups.
I kill people for fun.
I ate fried maggots for dinner
Sometimes it's not me who talks to you, it's machine translation
She/Her but you can call me as any pronouns
I put rat poison in my boss's cake.
I throw bowls of soup off the balcony.
I bathe in oatmeal.
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I hacked into the broadcasting system of school and changed the bell music to Lost Rivers by Sainkho Namtchylak
Sometimes it's not me who talks to you, it's machine translation
She/Her but you can call me as any pronouns
I built a pillow fort on my neighbours chimney whilst eating some pancakes.
I have an inflatable reindeer attached to the top of my car.
I draw on dry erase boards with Sharpies.
I separate the milk and cereal.
Origin ID: BadArkane
I pushed my garden gnome under my bed for the monster will eat him.
I throw sequins, confetti, and glitter at random strangers.
I sing songs to random people without their permission, and they hate me for it.
I danced with my cat on my car.
I fed my grandmas dog chocolate.
I threw all of my old, breakable belongings at my neighbor who had just moved into my neighborhood yesterday.
I chose to drop the puppy instead of the phone.
I hide in the bushes and stare at people.
I threw my computer.
I have never seen the sky before