I spotted something in the road and I bent down at it from my perch on high. I squinted at it, observing the thing and realized that it did not move at all. I reprimanded yon pebble in the road and said "You, sir are not Arnoldo, and furthermore you would do better to be more active."
And so, having done my civic duty, I stood and continued on my merry way.
When i was little, i would collect walnut shells and acorns. I would put the little acorns in the shells and say (with my heavy lisp) "These are my nut babies"
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to die…
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
This would be really funny if it wasn’t happening to me.
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
Born free… taxed to death.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
Earth first…we’ll mine the other planets later.
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And so, having done my civic duty, I stood and continued on my merry way.
Oh you two are awesome.
May not silly but creepy
My friend eats enoki mushrooms for a month to save money
Sometimes it's not me who talks to you, it's machine translation
She/Her but you can call me as any pronouns
Oh we know, we know, ha.
I gotta get my cell phone some glasses now. It lost its contacts.
Origin ID: BadArkane
Origin ID: BadArkane
Sometimes it's not me who talks to you, it's machine translation
She/Her but you can call me as any pronouns
Because they’re really good at it...
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#keepitfree
I don’t know and I don’t care...
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#keepitfree
Park in it, man.
Sim-ple and clean.
Origin ID: BadArkane
My Website: https://sims4.aldavor.net
#keepitfree
I guess you could call it a....
typeo
Just vibing...
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"On a scale of 1 to 10"
Sometimes it's not me who talks to you, it's machine translation
She/Her but you can call me as any pronouns
A gin and tonic has 91 calories.
Enough has been said
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Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to die…
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
This would be really funny if it wasn’t happening to me.
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
Born free… taxed to death.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
Earth first…we’ll mine the other planets later.
My Website: https://sims4.aldavor.net
#keepitfree