Lady: "Olive Specter, charmed to make your acquaintance" Grim Reaper: "...We've met before..." Lady: "Oh...yes, shame about the loss of all four of my wealthy beloved ex-husbands...or was it seven? I lost count, anyways, it was tragic. Truly. But ever since their mysterious demise of which I played no part in whatsoever, I've had a new lease on Death---I mean life, of course. Would you like to grab a drink sometime?"
Doc: Okay, I'm just going to take out blood for .. uh.. bloodwork.
Guy: Oh I can't watch. I hate needles.
Doc: Yes, keep your eyes closed. This is a new method. You wouldn't like it either.
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I like big butts and I can not lie
When you start hearing voices and the shovel threatens you...
Keenow's Family Tree
Keenow's Builds
Vlad The Dad: A 100 Baby Challenge, Vlad as ‘matriarch’ *COMPLETE*
Breed Out The Weird *COMPLETE*
Vlad The Dad: A 100 Baby Challenge, Vlad as ‘matriarch’ *COMPLETE*
Breed Out The Weird *COMPLETE*
"Oh, me?! No no I wasn't staring at THAT, I was just trying to get a good angle of your face..."
New one!
oh death you sweet talker you
so do you work out
when your moms at the door and you have on her favorite jewelry with out asking
This has got to be the best thread I've seen so far!
And it was at this very moment, that Rocky discovered the eighth wonder of the world.
oh quick sand does work
*3 hours later*
"Lets bury you in the sand, they said. It will be fun, they said."
All the sims err'day
Lady: "Olive Specter, charmed to make your acquaintance"
Grim Reaper: "...We've met before..."
Lady: "Oh...yes, shame about the loss of all four of my wealthy beloved ex-husbands...or was it seven? I lost count, anyways, it was tragic. Truly. But ever since their mysterious demise of which I played no part in whatsoever, I've had a new lease on Death---I mean life, of course. Would you like to grab a drink sometime?"
And that's how Nervous Subject was born.
I've got one:
Woman: "You're just gonna drink my blood, aren't you?"
Vamp: "I'm going to perform an ancient tradition that makes everything better. Trust me, love. I'm a doctor."
Pregnant Guy: "Oh god, I can't watch!"
Vamp: *Gentle peck on the cheek*
Pregnant Guy: "I knew all that stuff about Radiant and Glowing was just a lie, but my Obstetrician? Why?"
I wasn't sure which pictures to choose since so many funny moments happened, but these two are my most favorite
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Sometimes it's not me who talks to you, it's machine translation
She/Her but you can call me as any pronouns
cool trick right ?
Hey dude, this is messed up...we don't even have to obey the law of gravity!
Doc: Okay, I'm just going to take out blood for .. uh.. bloodwork.
Guy: Oh I can't watch. I hate needles.
Doc: Yes, keep your eyes closed. This is a new method. You wouldn't like it either.