Once upon a time,
There was princess who wanted a skateboard,
She begged and begged but it didn't come,
So she lived forever disappointed until she passed alone.
The moral of the story...don't forget to butter your toast on Sundays.
lol
Reddestiny921 on the gallery...still not sure if I capitalized the second d..lol
All the sims err'day
There once was a toast.
The toast liked to boast.
The toast would boast about chicken roast.
The toast would boast about chicken roast till he found the roast ate toast.
The toast was disturbed and moved to the coast.
The dog is in the house, the house is in the ground, the ground is in the pail, the pail's in the boat, the boat is in the water, the water's on the flea, the flea is on the collar, the collar's on the dog and there's a hole in the bucket, Liza!
I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.
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One time when I was little I was playing in my princess tent at my grandmother's house, and let me warn you this story does not end well. Anway, I was really little and had only been over to her house a few times.She set up my tent in the empty guest bedroom, and I was happily playing inside my tent when suddenly I felt a sensation. Where was it coming from, you ask? Nowhere else but my rump. I had to poop. I slowly crept out of the tent. I scanned what seemed like a huge room back then. Unfortunately there was no magic toilet tunnel. I started to worry, and backed up until I hit my tent. I couldn't hold it in any longer. I had to let it go, and I did...all over Cinderella's face. What did I do next? Hid in my tent. I don't know how I thought that nobody would notice a giant poop stain smeared on one of my childhood heroes face. Embarrassing, but it's a true story.
Actually , I pooped a lot of places when I was little. My grandpa's arm, the back wall of McDonald's, during a picture with minnie mouse at Disneyland, one uncomfortable time on santas lap that I'd rather not talk about(lets just say Santa had to take a break, which was totally NOT a costume changr because I got poop on his stupid red velvet pants!)
> @RedDestiny92 said: > I saw a stray sock in my bathroom...don't worry I didn't crush it I let it go free it's probably having babies in my rose garden.
I did the same thing with my brother :I set him free to fly away from our second story balcony. I never did see him again...:)
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I wonder where the boidie is.
They say the boidie’s on the wing.
But that’s absoid. The wing is on the bird.
anon.
I'm actually unicorn.
There was princess who wanted a skateboard,
She begged and begged but it didn't come,
So she lived forever disappointed until she passed alone.
The moral of the story...don't forget to butter your toast on Sundays.
lol
All the sims err'day
Just vibing...
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All the sims err'day
Just vibing...
Check out my stories The Diversity Club and Lost Pride here on the forums!
Origin ID: BadArkane
The toast liked to boast.
The toast would boast about chicken roast.
The toast would boast about chicken roast till he found the roast ate toast.
The toast was disturbed and moved to the coast.
Just vibing...
Check out my stories The Diversity Club and Lost Pride here on the forums!
Origin ID: BadArkane
Need help falling asleep? http://wry7000.blogspot.com/
> I saw a stray sock in my bathroom...don't worry I didn't crush it I let it go free it's probably having babies in my rose garden.
I did the same thing with my brother :I set him free to fly away from our second story balcony. I never did see him again...:)
All the sims err'day
Origin ID: BadArkane