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  • Hippie_SimmerHippie_Simmer Posts: 1,078 Member
    It's illegal to keep a Martian in a shed on Mars.
    :lol:
    And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -Led Zeppelin
  • LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
    buy more keYCHAINZZZZ
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  • BMSOBMSO Posts: 3,273 Member
    Mini pizza dough with sprinkles.
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  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    Shiny rodents? Lemon curry? Grey mullets!
    I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

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  • LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
    i am a











    POTATO!
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  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    You look like... a big penguin! (Said to a guy wearing a tux)
    I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

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  • PlumbobCrossingPlumbobCrossing Posts: 8,455 Member
    I am Mrs. Nesbitt!!
  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    Shiver the timbers and limber the quivers!
    I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

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  • LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
    Boneless pizza.
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  • StormsviewStormsview Posts: 2,603 Member
    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor :D>:)
    we'll give you a full refund. Just make sure you make your request within 24 hours after you first launch the game, within seven days from your date of purchase, or within seven days from the game's release date if you pre-ordered, whichever comes first.
    Who said EA doesn't have a sense of humor
  • WonderAisWonderAis Posts: 102 Member
    Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life
  • StormsviewStormsview Posts: 2,603 Member
    Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

    Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

    Doctor: "Nine :D

    we'll give you a full refund. Just make sure you make your request within 24 hours after you first launch the game, within seven days from your date of purchase, or within seven days from the game's release date if you pre-ordered, whichever comes first.
    Who said EA doesn't have a sense of humor
  • WonderAisWonderAis Posts: 102 Member
    Some people say funny things, but I say things funny
  • simspeaker4simspeaker4 Posts: 5,999 Member
    Greece fleece for Reece from Paris.
    I am a perfectly decrepit withered old hag who enjoys self-mockery.

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  • StormsviewStormsview Posts: 2,603 Member

    My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not. :DB)

    we'll give you a full refund. Just make sure you make your request within 24 hours after you first launch the game, within seven days from your date of purchase, or within seven days from the game's release date if you pre-ordered, whichever comes first.
    Who said EA doesn't have a sense of humor
  • LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
    The floor is exams

    *clings to wall for dear life*
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  • StormsviewStormsview Posts: 2,603 Member

    Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other man pulls out his phone with trembling fingers and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

    The operator says "Please stay calm. I will help you. First of all, let's make sure he's dead."

    There’s a silence, then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says "OK, now what?"
    we'll give you a full refund. Just make sure you make your request within 24 hours after you first launch the game, within seven days from your date of purchase, or within seven days from the game's release date if you pre-ordered, whichever comes first.
    Who said EA doesn't have a sense of humor
  • LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
    *What did i say about running in the house?

    *What did i say about talking back, woman?!

    (credit: Liv and Maddie :D )
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  • StormsviewStormsview Posts: 2,603 Member
    edited October 2017
    Wife: I have a doctor’s appointment today but I really don’t want to go…

    Husband: Just call in sick then.

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    we'll give you a full refund. Just make sure you make your request within 24 hours after you first launch the game, within seven days from your date of purchase, or within seven days from the game's release date if you pre-ordered, whichever comes first.
    Who said EA doesn't have a sense of humor
  • Hippie_SimmerHippie_Simmer Posts: 1,078 Member
    Mosquitoes wearing top hats and bow ties whistle Yankee Doodle while riding unicycles and crossing their eyes. :lol:
    And though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -Led Zeppelin
  • Karababy52Karababy52 Posts: 5,952 Member
    "Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!"
  • StormsviewStormsview Posts: 2,603 Member

    What is red, blinking and has three legs?

    Nothing, really.
    we'll give you a full refund. Just make sure you make your request within 24 hours after you first launch the game, within seven days from your date of purchase, or within seven days from the game's release date if you pre-ordered, whichever comes first.
    Who said EA doesn't have a sense of humor
  • LyricSimsz15LyricSimsz15 Posts: 13,136 Member
    Roses are red
    Violets are red
    Tulips are red
    Someone put fake blood in my garden.
    So i hear it's October...
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  • MissSassyMissSassy Posts: 9,731 Member
    What is red and bad for your teeth?
    a brick
  • Karababy52Karababy52 Posts: 5,952 Member
    A silly song my Mother-in-law used to sing to her children and grandchildren:

    I went to the animal fair,
    the birds and the bees were there.
    The big baboon by the light of the moon
    was combing his auburn hair.
    The monkey he got drunk
    and sat on the elephants trunk.
    The elephant sneezed and fell to his knees,
    but what became of the monk, the monk, the monk...?

    <3
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